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Dita Von Teese wants every woman to channel their inner… Dita Von Teese.

Forget the grainy Nick Lachey sex photo… this is gonna be a far better read. The tantilizing exotic dancer is penning a how-to on strip-teases, foreplay, sexual positions and advice:

Dita Von Teese Nude

Says a source about Dita's new book for women:

"Dita Von Teese is in talks with top publishers about writing a book on how to seduce your partner. It'll be aimed at women and very saucy. Not smutty. In fact, far from it."

No word on whether said book will include photos of Dita Von Teese nude in a martini glass. Yikes! Either way, sounds like it will be hot stuff.

Dita, of course, is the estranged wife of Marilyn Mansion… who  claims, among other negative things about her, that she was sub-par in the sack.

Manson, of course, has since taken up with Evan Rachel Wood, who is 19. Hard to imagine that's a step up from delicious Dita, but maybe he just likes ‘em young.

Run for it, Hayden Panettiere. He's got his eye on you next!

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Certain celebrity photos need little or no introduction.

Not that we're complaining by any means, but it seems the sultry Dita Von Teese is seen nude more often than not. Heck, from what we've seen of her lately, we'd think the burlesque dancing goddess only bathes at sponsored events.

Sexy Dita Von Teese Pic

Bottom line: Marilyn Manson is an idiot.

Last month, we saw her splashing around on stage, in addition to seeing Dita Von Teese nude in Penthouse. Last weekend, the former Mrs. Manson busted out her favorite pair of pasties - yes, those are pasties - in Toronto for the 2007 Fashion Cares event. 

We know Evan Rachel Wood is cute and all, Marilyn, but could she pull off wearing nothing to a fashion event? So few of us can, really.

Anyway, we were left shaken and stirred by this picture, as Dita looked dashing as always. Thankfully, Perez Hilton was not on hand this time.

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Wow. Marilyn Manson would be rolling in his grave if he could see this.

We would probably do the same, if we the hot exotic dancer we were divorcing was seen cozying up to the likes of unfunny, disgusting dirt balls like Perez Hilton.

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Despite being exponentially over-hyped and unworthy of one-tenth of the publicity he receives, the quote unquote celebrity gossip gangsta has become a star in his own right, so we're never that shocked to see him around Hollywood hotties like Dita Von Teese.

That doesn't mean he's not gross, though. Comb your hair, you louse-ridden waste. Thanks a lot, Perez. Now we have this image burned into our minds instead of Dita Von Teese nude. Not what we were looking for when we came to work today.

Just stay away from Evan Rachel Wood, okay, Perez? That's all we ask. We can't take any more of this abuse... and Marilyn Manson might actually kill you.

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Burlesque star Dita Von Teese is speaking out against her estranged husband - a man who recently told Rolling Stone magazine that he was in a "black hole of depression" during their two-year marriage.

We're talking, of course, about the incomparable Marilyn Manson.

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In the latest issue of The Daily Telegraph, Dita Von Teese shares her reaction to Manson's interview in which he described the demise of their union - he bitterly says he won't give her a dime - and falling for his new love, 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood.

Von Teese calls Manson's relationship with Evan Rachel Wood "inappropriate," but says she's moving on. Here are some highlights from the interview ...

On the collapse of her marriage to Marilyn Manson:
"I had all the faith in the world in our relationship for the seven years we were together. I loved him very much, and completely believed it would be forever... Everything went downhill after we got married. I started working a lot to escape my home life."

On trying to help Manson:
"It was difficult, because I was trying to get him help for his problems, and eventually I realized that he didn't want help. I wasn't supportive about his partying or his relationship with another girl, and as much as I loved him I wasn't going to be part of that."

On Manson's recent Rolling Stone interview:
"He says how depressed he was. I get the impression he thinks I was unsupportive. But the truth is I wasn't supportive of his lifestyle, and someone else came along who was ... It didn't work. Instead, it made me the enemy."

On moving out on Christmas Eve:
"I left with nothing. I knew that there was an inappropriate relationship going on in it, and I didn't want any part of it around to remind me. I didn't want that sofa. I didn't want that bed. I didn't want the knife you read about in the article."

THG NOTE: It can't help knowing that Manson has since called Wood his true soul mate.

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Just when we were beginning to think Marilyn Manson dating Evan Rachel Wood wasn't all that weird... okay, sorry, we were never thinking that for a second.

But envisioning them together is even creepier now, thanks to Evan Rachel Wood's apparent transformation... into Manson's sultry ex-wife, Dita Von Teese.

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It appears as if Wood, 19, is trying awfully hard to meet Marilyn Manson's lofty expectations. Check out this comparison of the women of Manson: 

Oh yeah. If this keeps up, Wood (left) and Katie Holmes might have to get together and start a brainwashed babes of Hollywood support group. But at least she and Marilyn Manson (a.k.a. Brian Warner) seem happy together for now.

Which Manson better half do you prefer? Personally, we're a little biased, having gotten a glimpse of Dita Von Teese nude. Only Marilyn Manson truly has the background and experience to make an informed choice.

He dated Rose McGowan at one point, too. The guy's a player!

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What the hell is Marilyn Manson thinking?

Yes, we realize this open-ended question could be applied to anything Marilyn Manson does. But in this case, we're referring to his divorcing the sultry Dita Von Teese (below), who's been known to show off her, um, assets… 

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The shock rocker's ex-wife performed a jaw-dropping striptease at Crazy Horse Paris at the MGM Grand Monday night in Las Vegas, according to TMZ.

The routine involves the lovely Dita Von Teese hosing herself down on stage while wearing little more than a thong and pasties. Hot stuff!

Manson recently told Le Parisien newspaper that the they split up because Dita wanted him to "become more adult, more responsible," something he must have refused to do.

Perhaps she wanted to be the one to wear the makeup in the family. Or he couldn't handle the possibility of everyone seeing Dita Von Teese nude in Penthouse. Who the heck knows.

All we can say for sure here at The Hollywood Gossip is that if this is the act Dita performs for the masses, imagine what the private performances must be like.

Ooooga. Evan Rachel Wood, you've got some hot shoes to fill.

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Marilyn Manson's estranged wife, Dita Von Teese, appears nude in the pages of Penthouse this month. Apparently she really needs the money... and is not shy about getting naked.

You could say this Teese is anything but. A tease. Too much? Sorry.

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In any case, the Penthouse spread (and there is a lot of spreading going on, believe us), should offer a glimpse into what Marilyn Manson is missing...

Not that he cares. Since splitting from Dita, he's taken up with Evan Rachel Wood, a barely-legal cutie and the last person we'd ever think would end up with Manson.

Mandy Moore would be a close second. Her or Rose McGowan. Oh wait, never mind.

Unlike Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, who have worked out an amicable divorce settlement, the dissolution of the Manson-Von Teese nuptials is already getting ugly.

Specifically, the goth shock rocker won't give her a dime. That's for damn sure. What's less certain is whether he picks up this month's Penthouse. Odds are he does.

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Just two weeks after Dita Von Teese filed for divorce from Marilyn Manson, the goth "rocker" and certified freak is trying to make luscious Dita's financial life a living hell.

According to court documents obtained by our friends at TMZ, the man who looks like he belongs in a J.K. Rowling novel asked the courts to block any future claim by Von Teese for spousal support.

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In their impending divorce case, which makes the split between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline appear civil and downright normal, Marilyn also wants Dita to pay for her own lawyers.

The former lovers aren't seeing eye-to-eye on the date of their breakup, either. Marilyn Manson claims they split on Halloween, while Von Teese claims they broke up two months later on Christmas Eve.

They are both blaming the split on "irreconcilable differences," though, so at least there's some common ground for them to work with.

Manson and Von Teese celebrated their nuptials with a star-studded wedding ceremony in Ireland in December of 2005. Keanu Reeves, Lisa Maria Presley and Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne were among the guests.

The couple has no children. Since separating from Von Teese, Manson has naturally taken up with barely-legal actress Evan Rachel Wood. Now that's a relationship built to last.

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