Dina Lohan is actually contending that the paparazzi drove her to get behind the wheel of a car while under the influence. You can't make this stuff up.
Her attorney, Mark Heller, appeared for a routine hearing in Dina's DUI case, then offered up this creative "theory" in defense of his high-profile client.
According to Heller, Lindsay Lohan's mom's lifestyle presents so many challenges and so much stress, exacerbated by those vultures that follow her.
If you buy into his rationale, every star and their parents would be full-blown alcoholics, which clearly isn't true. But he is pushing this idea nonetheless.