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If you were thinking that a reality TV mash-up of NBC's Smash and Disney's High School Musical would be great ... you have odd, specific taste in entertainment.

Dina Lohan apparently agrees with you, though. For reasons unknown, someone signed her to produce an unsold documentary series along those very lines.

Lohan's new project promises to chronicle the real-life journey of launching a Broadway musical from “page to stage,” as well as all the behind-the-scenes drama.

Dina Lohan Photograph

“There is nothing more important to me than a parent standing behind their child and helping them fulfill their dreams,” Dina told Celebuzz, apparently without irony.

Production for the series begins soon and will run through the summer.

It will take the audience "behind the scenes of The White Plains (N.Y.) Performing Arts Center’s theatre company," with producers promising to take the audience "on a roller coaster adventure." We absolutely can not wait.

In other family news, Ali Lohan's too thin and Lindsay is being sued for stiffing a tanning salon out of $40,000. The number of zeroes there is correct.


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Mother's Day is a wonderful celebration honoring our moms and celebrating motherhood, maternal bonds and the influence of mothers in society in general.

Here at THG, this means a little tribute to some of the celebrity moms we've come to know and love ... and also a bunch who could use some improvement.

On this 13th day of May, take a look at a 13 popular THG celeb moms (and 13 more who also have kids) in the poll below and vote for your favorite (and least favorite):

  • Blue Ivy Photo
  • Jessica Alba and Daughters
  • Obama Family Portrait 2011
  • Jennifer Garner and Daughter
  • Will, Jada and Family
  • Brangelina, Kids Pic
  • Jim Toth and Reese Witherspoon

Who's your favorite celebrity mom?


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What do a former Real-Housewife-turned-stripper, an ex-Charlie Sheen play thing and someone who had sex with Hugh Hefner have in common?

They can all be found at Dial-A-Star!

Yes, this new service gives regular folks the chance to speak with Z-listers such as Danielle Staub, Capri Anderson and Crystal Harris on the phone, for as low as $10/minute!

  • Danielle
  • Crystal Image
  • Diva Dina
  • A Mike Lohan Pic
  • Dirty Little Hamster
  • Tila T.

According to founder Gina Rodriguez, the celebrities are in charge of their rate and no one is doing better than Staub, who has reportedly raked in $1,000 in an hour.

"I think recording artists will do really well," Rodriguez tells The Huffington Post. "Imagine if Lady Gaga did it."

So, how much are these nobodies bringing in? Tila Tequila asks for $20/minute; Dina Lohan $18/minute; OctoMom $12/minute and Michael Lohan $10/minute. AND PEOPLE ARE PAYING IT!!!

Which, of course, forces us to ask: which of these "stars" would you most want to chat with on the phone?


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Between community service at the L.A. County Morgue, appearing in court for the 12,780th time, being sentenced to 30 days in jail and posing nude for Playboy, Lindsay Lohan had a very busy week, but at the end of it, mom Dina was proud.

Above all, she says, the naked Playboy spread will be "tasteful."

Not sure what that means, but Jayde Nicole won't be happy.

Polka Dot Princess

"It was an opportunity for her. She's 25 years old now, so it was her ultimate decision," Dina Lohan explained of the Playboy offer. "It will be tastefully done."

Lindsay returned to the famed Playboy mansion in L.A. for a day of re-shoots - her first Playboy pics were not up to par - following her Tuesday court hearing.

Asked about LiLo's ongoing legal woes, Dina said, "It's been four years of torture, we just want it over." Too bad Lindsay won't STFU and stay out of trouble.

Fortunately, there are brighter, nuder days ahead for the famous family.

"I've seen [the photos]. She's great in front of the camera," she added.

Are you excited too see Lindsay Lohan nude in Playboy?


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Apparently Dina Lohan sucks even worse than originally believed.

It's not like we had a strong opinion of her to begin with, but the fact that Lindsay Lohan's mom is trying to expose her own daughter's secrets - blowing the lid off of LiLo's alleged drug and alcohol use in a new memoir - is reprehensible.

Lindsay has been a colossal mess and we will continue to call her out for it, but Dina's actions explain a lot, and actually make her daughter look sympathetic.

Lindsay Walks, Dina Creeps

As Lindsay walks to court in a full-body condom, leech Dina lurks behind.

As recently as last week, with Lindsay looking down the barrel of another jail sentence, Dina Lohan's been hawking her lame memoir around town.

"I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound life of partying excessively," says an excerpt, according to TMZ. "Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay's way of daily living."

"It just tore me up inside."

We'd like to tear her a new one after reading this drivel.

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Liv Tyler’s mother, rock legend Bebe Buell, is coming out hard against Dina Lohan for some reason in the new issue of Steppin' Out (via Radar). Her main point?

Dina sucks as a person and needs to start acting like a mom.

“What her mother has done with Lindsay is morally wrong and disgusting. She should back off. Lindsay is the one with the talent. She's the star,” Bebe said.

Dina and Lindsay Pic

Dina Lohan's relationship with her daughter Lindsay Lohan disturbs me. I don't see a mother and a daughter there. If my beautiful daughter was like that..."

"I mean Lindsay and Liv were practically born on the same day. So I look at Lindsay and I see my own child in her because there's a great talent there."

NOTE: Liv was born July 1, 1977. Lindsay was born July 2 ... 1986.

“But if my baby girl got that screwed up I would NOT allow to make her own decisions," Bebe rants on. "I'm sorry! Anybody can think what they want."

"I would abduct my child and I would make sure that I didn't leave her side until she didn't have those problems anymore. But she also has to be responsible for her own actions. Her mother needs to start being a mother and not yes her to death."

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As if it's not weird enough that Lindsay and Dina Lohan go out partying together, the pair are apparently swapping more than outfits to go clubbing in.

We're talking about spit. As in full-on making out.

While celebrating Dina's 49th birthday at Beauty & Essex restaurant in NYC, Lindsay reportedly showed her mom just how affectionate she's become.

Her brother Cody also witnessed this nastiness.

Dina and Lindsay Pic

So what do LiLo and DiLo have to say? "My comment is that we're not responding to the disgusting insinuations being made," Lindsay's rep tells E! News.

Deny it all you want, rep, just like you did the rumors of Lindsay getting it on with Vikram Chatwal. But she and her mom were partying hard that night.

And good for them. They're allowed to have fun, and maybe that's just what they do to let loose. But come on. It's open-mouthed kissing. Just weird.

Unless, of course, this was all a ploy to get people talking about something other than Ali Lohan's face. In which case, well done, elder Lohan ladies.

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We knew Dina Lohan was delusional, but this takes the cake.

The mother of Lindsay Lohan is telling investors she can snag some of the biggest actors in Hollywood for her new movie. Yes, Di-Lo penned a movie.

Dina is trying to raise $5.28 million to shoot Growing Defiant, which "takes a hard look at social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction."  

Wonder where she got that plot line.

Dina Lohan on Today

According to her business plan, the actors she'll go after include Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Michael Cera, James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Tina Fey, Amanda Seyfried, Hayden Panettiere, Emma Stone, and Mila Kunis.

And son Michael Lohan, Jr., in the starring role of a heroin addict.

Hilariously, an asterisked note at the bottom of the plan says this is a "suggested cast list only. Michael Lohan is the only cast member who has been signed."

Good luck landing those stars for $5.28 million total. Or at all.

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Is Dina Lohan poised to go Dancing With the Stars this season?

It'd certainly be an image-rehabilitation effort for the mother of four, who is probably best known as a fame whore who made a mess out of her family.

Dina, whose lack of maternal skills may be rivaled only by Emily's mom on Pretty Little Liars, was overheard talking about plans to appear on the show.

The Dumb Dina

The topic came up as she celebrated daughter Lindsay Lohan's birthday, which coincided almost exactly with her completing her house arrest. Sweet.

LiLo herself was in talks to appear on DWTS at one point, but it did not materialize. The show has not commented on potentially casting her mom.

More random people have certainly appeared, so it's not that big of a stretch. The question is who else ABC has in mind and whether it wants her.


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Diddy. Madonna. Cher. Prince. Oprah. Beyonce.

Lindsay Lohan either fancies herself on par with these celebrities, or really hates her dad, or a combination of both, because she's gonna ditch the "Lohan."

Help a Girl Out

"Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay," her mom Dina Lohan tells PopEater, and that's not all. "Plus, me and [younger daughter] Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan."

NO, LOHAN, JUST LINDSAY: Felon would also work ...

Lindsay had been thinking about dropping her surname for some time, Dina says, but at first thought that no one would recognize who "Lindsay" was.

It was only after the infamous Super Bowl E-trade ad referring to a baby as "that milkaholic Lindsay," that the actress knew she no longer needed it.

Ironically, she bitched, moaned and even sued over that, but whatever.

"So many of the top people in showbiz are known by one name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add Lindsay to that list," a family friend said.

More importantly, "It's a way for them all to just start over. No one in the family want anything to do with Lindsay's father [Michael Lohan] anymore."

MiLo has not yet commented, but he's got a lot on his plate. Like felony domestic violence charges. Dropping the Lohan might not be so bad, Linds ...

Dina Lohan Biography

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Dina Lohan Quotes

I've learned to just deal with it. It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now… It really does hurt…. but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.

Dina Lohan [on rumors surrounding her family]

If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years.

Dina Lohan [on Lindsay dating Samantha Ronson]
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