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Lindsay Lohan made a plea for help to her father last night during her epic fight with her mom, claiming she was being kidnapped by a coked-up Dina Lohan.

It's pretty insane. Listen to the hysterical phone call below:

The Lindsay Lohan-Dina Lohan fight broke out this morning after they left an NYC club at 4 a.m. The two were in a limo en route to Dina's Long Island house.

After they got to the house, their heated argument got physical, after which Lindsay called up her father, Dina's ex-husband Michael Lohan.

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In shocking and yet not-at-all shocking news, Lindsay Lohan and mom Dina Lohan were involved in a blowout, violent altercation early this morning, according to TMZ.

So bad it ended in a 911 call. Unreal.

  • Lindsay Lohan Plowed
  • Dina Lohan Sucking

Lindsay and Dina Lohan went to a nightclub in New York City last night, staying out until 4 a.m. before heading home to mom's home on Long Island.

Who the hell goes clubbing with their mom until 4 a.m.?

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The comparisons were inevitable.

With Amanda Bynes' erratic behavior making headlines, and Lindsay Lohan Tweeting about the how legal system treats her better, the two hot messes are easily linked.

Naturally, Entertainment Tonight asked LiLo's mom Dina - in her first interview since her bizarre, possibly drunk sit-down with Dr. Phil - what Amanda's parents should do:

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Maybe Dina Lohan isn't totally clueless after all. 

The embarrassment of a mother says she knows she looked bad on Dr. Phil this past week, but at the same time, insists that's not the real her and wants a chance to make good.

Yes, you could see Dina Lohan on Dr. Phil a second time.

Lindsay Lohan's mom apparently thinks that the absolute train wreck of a possibly-drunken interview last Monday was "not a good representation of her." Ya think?

D-Lo says she was "caught off guard" by Dr. Phil's questions about her turbulent relationship with Michael Lohan as well as Lindsay's drug and alcohol woes.

Fair enough, but what ELSE is there to talk about with Dina Lohan?!

In any case, she knows she looked like "the worst mother in America" and wants another shot at presenting a new and improved side of herself. No word if Dr. Phil has finished shaking his head yet after this week, let alone considered mama Lohan's offer to return to the studio.

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She can try to blame it on editing all she wants, but Dina Lohan's interview on Dr. Phil certainly lived up to its insane billing. Woman is either drunk or off her rocker.

We recap the highlights of Dina Lohan on Dr. Phil below ...

Dina Lohan on Dr. Phil Show
  • Asking "Are we rolling?" numerous times. No, you're not rolling. Moron.
  • Trying, and failing, to fist-bump the TV doc. So awkward and hilarious.
  • Smirking and saying "the truth will prevail" without elaborating at all.
  • Responding by sticking up both middle fingers, flipping off the host and his entire crew after Phil deigned to call Lindsay's mom a "fraud" and "inauthentic."
  • Describing why she didn't call for help the time Michael Lohan broke into her house, Dina explained that "Cell phones weren't as inept as they are now so I didn't really have that." Phil's reply: "that word (inept) doesn't fit in that sentence."
  • Responding to tough questions, "You're in your little, tie, your little shoes." "I'm in my little tie and my little shoes?" Phil asks. "What the hell does that mean?" 
  • Leaving Phil speechless, expressionless and emotionless most of the time. His face was the highlight of the interview, if only because he was clearly stupefied.

If nothing else, we sympathize with Lindsay Lohan more now. Upbringing matters a lot in life, and she drew just about the shortest straw there is in that regard.

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Dina Lohan swears she wasn't drunk on Dr. Phil. We're not so sure about that.

Lindsay Lohan's insane mom blames the editing for making her appear intoxicated in a new promo for her sit-down with the TV doc, airing next week.

A seemingly confused Dina acts so bizarre in the promo that even Phil seems baffled by her mere existence, and people wondered if she was blitzed.

She denies this vehemently and insists she was sober, telling TMZ defiantly: "I don’t care what it looks like. I’m fine and I don’t care what anyone says."

Dina Lohan Drunk

"All people saw was two minutes edited of an hour long interview. Of course they cut it to make it interesting. That’s their job. I don’t blame them."

"Some of the comments were taken out of context but I’m fine. I’m fine.”

Dina says the public shouldn't judge her until they see the interview, insisting she's a "good mom" ... guess you can be delusional even when sober.

"I think the interview will be good. I know what I said and the facts are what the facts are. The proof is in the facts. The truth will set you free."

Check out the Dina Lohan-Dr. Phil promo after the jump ...

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Dina Lohan: "Look at you, you're in your little tie and your little shoes...." Dr. Phil: "I'm in my little tie and my little shoes … what the hell does that mean?"

The train wreck mother of Lindsay Lohan stops by Dr. Phil next week, and from the looks of the promo below, it goes about as well as you imagine it does.

She's basically a living, breathing advertisement for Alcoholics Anonymous.

When Dr. Phil is taking you to task for exploiting people, you know you've got issues. Did we mention Michael Lohan is also appearing via satellite?

Set your DVRs for this one people. Then do some soul-searching and reflect on your life and why the hell you would devote an hour of it to these people.

We're not judging, we're totally gonna be doing the same after we finish adding more Lindsay Lohan pictures to our gallery. We love that hot mess.

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Unstable, overbearing and generally painful Lindsay Lohan momager Dina Lohan is set to produce a Broadway-based reality show AND star in Hollywood Exes, a new reality show scheduled to air VH1 about … well, you can figure that out.

The former spouses of Prince, Will Smith, R. Kelly and Eddie Murphy will also participate. Along with the ex-wife of … Michael Lohan? What's wrong with this picture.

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Dina will be shooting several episodes, but is not a full-blown member of the cast, at least at the start. Producers reportedly brought Dina in because she's friends with members of Hollywood Exes' cast and believe that she will "spice things up."

Wait … Dina has friends?

Lindsay Lohan and uber-thin Ali Lohan will not be appearing on the show, BTW, nor will MiLo … which makes you wonder how Dina intends on spicing up anything.

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If you were thinking that a reality TV mash-up of NBC's Smash and Disney's High School Musical would be great ... you have odd, specific taste in entertainment.

Dina Lohan apparently agrees with you, though. For reasons unknown, someone signed her to produce an unsold documentary series along those very lines.

Lohan's new project promises to chronicle the real-life journey of launching a Broadway musical from “page to stage,” as well as all the behind-the-scenes drama.

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“There is nothing more important to me than a parent standing behind their child and helping them fulfill their dreams,” Dina told Celebuzz, apparently without irony.

Production for the series begins soon and will run through the summer.

It will take the audience "behind the scenes of The White Plains (N.Y.) Performing Arts Center’s theatre company," with producers promising to take the audience "on a roller coaster adventure." We absolutely can not wait.

In other family news, Ali Lohan's too thin and Lindsay is being sued for stiffing a tanning salon out of $40,000. The number of zeroes there is correct.

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Mother's Day is a wonderful celebration honoring our moms and celebrating motherhood, maternal bonds and the influence of mothers in society in general.

Here at THG, this means a little tribute to some of the celebrity moms we've come to know and love ... and also a bunch who could use some improvement.

On this 13th day of May, take a look at a 13 popular THG celeb moms (and 13 more who also have kids) in the poll below and vote for your favorite (and least favorite):

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  • Jessica Alba and Daughters
  • Obama Family Portrait 2011
  • Jennifer Garner and Daughter
  • Will, Jada and Family
  • Brangelina, Kids Pic
  • Jim Toth and Reese Witherspoon

Who's your favorite celebrity mom?

 

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