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Remember that truce between Dina and Michael Lohan? Where they actually shared a meal and laughed and made nice and have Lindsay hope that her parents may no longer be at each other's throats?

It lasted for about 24 hours.

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A day after these two met for dinner and seemed to be on a path toward reconciliation, they appeared on some ridiculous talk show called The Test, during which subjects take lie detector/DNA tests to try and settle long-term disputes.

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What in the name of functional family life is going on with the Lohans?!?

First, reports indicate that Lindsay is acting like a model patient in rehab, attending counseling sessions and admitting she has a few issues to iron out.

  • Dina Lohan in Sunglasses
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Now, sources tell TMZ that Michael and Dina Lohan actually met for dinner last night at the W Hotel in Hollywood… and they actually made nice!

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Dina Lohan celebrated Happy Hour at Morel’s steakhouse at The Grove in L.A. Friday afternoon ... and apparently didn't hold back on the cocktails.

Her bizarre behavior afterwards brought back the memories of Dina Lohan drunk on Dr. Phil. Take a look at this "interview" she gave on the street:

Dina was quick to dismiss reports that she and her troubled daughter, Lindsay Lohan, couldn’t find an L.A. hotel that would take them in last week.

“That is such BS!" the matriarch stated, incredulously.

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Michael Lohan has had it up to here with ex-wife Dina Lohan's claims that he raped her back in 1990. He's threatening to sue her if she doesn't STFU.

MiLo's attorney just sent a cease-and-desist letter to her after her recent interview in which she detailed the alleged rape and preceding cocaine binge.

She also provided black eye photos in an attempt to prove her bombshell story.

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Calling Dina's allegations "false, defamatory, and unlawful," Mike's lawyer also implies she's been harassing him with voicemails and emails of late.

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Following her explosive claims that Michael Lohan beat and raped her - and Lindsay Lohan is messed up as a result - Dina Lohan has revealed photographic evidence.

Or so she says. Check out this "vintage" photo published by ET:

Dina Lohan Black Eye

Dina's shocking allegation that her husband Michael abused her during their marriage was not new, but the level of detail she provided this week was.

Her point in describing graphically the alleged 1986 beating and 1990 sexual assault? That Lindsay is such a disaster because she had to survive MiLo too.

Michael Lohan denies her accusations, saying he only backhanded her once, causing no injuries, and couldn't have raped her because she was on top.

Proof of abuse or not, they're bound to stir up controversy. Follow the jump for two more Dina photos, featuring her black eye and baby Lindsay Lohan:

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In a new interview, Dina Lohan basically implies that Lindsay Lohan is a train wreck because she saw her father, Michael Lohan, abuse drugs - and her mom.

"I need to make the world aware that Lindsay is messed up because her father is so messed up," Dina told the New York Daily News in an explosive story.

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  • Liz Taylor Knockoff
  • Mi-Lo Photo

Dina claims her daughter's ongoing problems all stem from graphic incidents in which she witnessed her father beat her mother in 1986 - and rape in 1990.

"Lindsay saw her dad abuse me - that's why she's so screwed up," Dina said. "She saw a lot of crazy stuff. I want the world to know the root of her problems."

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Michael Lohan is adamant that he didn't cheat on Dina Lohan when he knocked up Kristi Horn during their marriage 17 years ago, because they were on a break.

MiLo's secret love child Ashley Horn was revealed on TV last week.

He long denied that he was the father, only to be put in his paternal place by a DNA test while the cameras rolled. It was unexpected and awkward, to put it mildly.

Now he's doing damage control amid backlash.

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Is Lindsay Lohan seeking a restraining order against her dad Michael Lohan?

Dina Lohan, Lindsay's mom and Mike's ex-wife, wants her to like yesterday.

  • Dumb Dina Lohan
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  • MiLo Photo

Dina's war with Michael - a nuclear situation that trumps last week's fight with Lindsay - has reached scored earth proportions, and she's urging Lindsay to take her side.

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In light of Lindsay Lohan ratting out her supposedly coked up mom, and Lindsay Lohan then taking back her accusation and going off on her father instead, Michael Lohan has finally spoken out.

Michael Lohan Interview Pic

A quick/ridiculous/nauseating rewind:

  • Lindsay and Dina Lohan got into a blowup at 4 a.m. Tuesday, following your basic mother/daughter night out at a NYC nightclub.
  • Lindsay responded by calling her dad and explaining how loco her mom had gone and how she was totally on drugs.
  • Lindsay then called TMZ, backtracked on any drug-based allegation, referring to the fight with Dina as "normal" mother/daughter stuff (like clubbing until 4 a.m.!) - and went off on Michael for making her phone call to him public.

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Dina Lohan Biography

Dumbass Dina Dina Lohan is Lindsay's crazy mom. She may be the worst of all celebrity moms. Sorry, Lynne Spears and Kate Gosselin. But Dina pimped out... More »
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Dina Lohan Quotes

I've learned to just deal with it. It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now… It really does hurt…. but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.

Dina Lohan [on rumors surrounding her family]

If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years.

Dina Lohan [on Lindsay dating Samantha Ronson]