When three reality TV D-listers collide in one photo, there's no telling what will happen. Except us asking which one of 'em you'd most like to ... you know.

On the left, Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick, a.k.a. the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, a.k.a. the girl who quit after one episode and now regrets it.

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We may not know much about raising kids, but when Dina Lohan is calling you out as a terrible parent, and actually makes decent points, you've got issues.

Michael Lohan us continuing his almost daily release of embarrassing, private phone call recordings he somehow has from his troubled daughter Lindsay.

Posted in: Michael Lohan

In the latest leaked phone tape involving the insane Lohan family, Lindsay's awful mom Dina says Lindsay was dating Heath Ledger when he died in January 2008.

His death devastated her, according to Dina. This was among the more explosive revelations in the leaked phone conversation between Dina and Michael Lohan.

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan

Hello? Pot? Oh, hey! This is Kettle. Just wanted to let you know you're black.

This is basically what Dina Lohan, very likely the worst mother in human history, is saying in her recent message for her ex Michael about his recent interviews.

Posted in: Michael Lohan

Okay, so Lindsay Lohan's first fashion collection with Ungaro bombed, to the surprise of no one. But her mom, Dina, still says her eldest daughter is "brilliant."

What are parents for if they can't vie for attention and pimp you out your entire life, turning you into an absolute train wreck provide unconditional support?

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan

Dina Lohan Biography

Dumbass Dina
Dina Lohan is Lindsay's crazy mom. She may be the worst of all celebrity moms. Sorry, Lynne Spears and Kate Gosselin. But Dina pimped out... More »
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Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan Quotes

I've learned to just deal with it. It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now… It really does hurt…. but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.

Dina Lohan [on rumors surrounding her family]

If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years.

Dina Lohan [on Lindsay dating Samantha Ronson]