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The Bachelorette season finale is upon us at last, THGers.

As advertised all summer, the tail end of the season has been like no other before it, with three finalists still in the running and so many questions unanswered.

Will Brooks Forester be back? Will Desiree Hartsock take him back? Will she leave single and crushed, or was last week's cliffhanger just clever editing?

If you don't want to wait, you can always check out The Bachelorette spoilers on THG, but either way, we think you'll want to stick around for this.

Check out our LIVE recap of the season finale below!

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We're still in Antigua with Desiree casually hanging out on a porch overlooking exotic waters. She's heartbroken over Brooks' shocking revelation last week.

She sits down with Chris Harrison for a chat and immediately begins to cry. Her lips are really glossy though? 

Thought #1: Would they really give us two hours of Des crying into a microphone? Thought #2: Would people buy that if they made it an album?

Chris seems to suggest that Des should pick either Chris or Drew since she can't have Brooks. Minus 25. She sees positives to both of them. 

Her heart is broken but her spirit isn't, so she's going to go ahead and spend time with the remaining two bachelors. Just in case. Maybe. 

Chris tells her she's being brave. She doesn't have a clue what to do.

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Tonight's the night! Errr, sort of.

Previews have shown all three remaining men, and Des herself, in tears, with The Bachelorette spoilers promising a shocking ending!

Just which of these eligible bachelors will Desiree Hartsock choose as her quest for love reaches part one of a "shocking" season-ender?

Let's find out in THG's +/- recap!

Desiree Hartsock as The Bachelorette Photo

Des said "fairy tale." Minus 4. Recap of the entire season after we just recapped the entire season last week during the Men Tell All episode. Minus 10.

More of Chris' awful poetry. Minus 2. More of Drew who, let's be clear, doesn't exactly scream straight male in this "for all the right reasons." Minus 5. 

And then there's Brooks. Desiree's feelings for him are "set apart" from her feelings for the other guys. Everything about this opening says that she chooses him. Everything.

Except the fact that he's apparently unsure of the fact that he's expected to propose to her at the end of this. So that's not good. (Or it's smart and very good because it means he's serious? Who knows.)

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Only five bachelors remain for Desiree Hartsock. On tonight's The Bachelorette she'll travel with them to Madeira where Brooks Forester will make a shocking revelation.

Feelings are forming, y'all. If last week's previews are any indicator, there are sure to be man tears tonight. So let's get started with our THG +/- recap system!

(Impatient? We don't blame you. Skip straight to The Bachelorette spoilers. It's our little secret.)

Desiree H. Picture

Madeira is beautiful and completely fueling my wanderlust. Plus 7.

Chris is falling in love with Desiree Hartsock. He's ready to introduce her to his family, buy her a ring, and have a litter of puppies. Or babies. Whichever. Plus 3.

Des invited girls from her Bachelor season to give her their thoughts on the remaining five bachelors. Among them? Catherine, Sean Lowe's fiancee. Awkward. 

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Viva Barcelona! Desiree and the men are in Spain, where there's sure to be a whole lot of bull, if you know what we mean.

Will Drew and Kasey's plan cause Desiree to send James home? Or will they find themselves rose-less?

You can just go read The Bachelorette spoilers or play along with our THG +/- review system! 

Desiree Hartsock Bachelorette Photo

Desiree Hartsock loves everything about Barcelona, especially the churches, and says it's the perfect place to fall in love. She's hopeful that she'll fall "completely," which is better than halfway? 

Fresh off of helping Ben get ousted, Michael has jumped on the Anti-James Train. It's pretty ridiculous. Minus 5.

Drew gets the first solo date card, his first solo date with Desiree. He doesn't plan to address the situation with James unless there's time for it. Something tells me there will be time for it.

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It's Game On for the men of The Bachelorette season 9. Tonight they'll compete for Desiree Hartsock's affections over a rousing game of dodge ball. And one of them will get a special visitor.

Who will survive tonight's Rose Ceremony? Read our THG +/- recap now to find out! (Or just skip straight to The Bachelorette spoilers.)

The Bachelorette Dodgeball Photo

Chris Harrison shows up at Casa de Testosterone to say there will be three dates this week: Two group dates and one one-on-one date.

There's still a lot of tension with Ben. So Bension? Minus 4 (for my terrible joke).

Chris, Brian, Drew, Michael, Brooks, Brad, Mikey, Brandon, Zack K., and Ben are invited on the first group date. None of them are impressed to be sharing a limo with Ben.

They'll be playing Dodgeball today. Here to school them in the ways of dodging and balling is a team from the National Dodgeball League. Which is apparently a thing. 

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We wouldn't exactly file this under The Bachelorette spoilers you should avert your eyes from, but it is worth noting as we gear up for the May 27 premiere:

Desiree Hartsock may be getting it ON in the Fantasy Suite!

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If you remember Sean Lowe's overnight dates on The Bachelor, you know what a buzzkill he was. Good for him for sticking to his virtues, but zzzzzzz.

AshLee Frazier, Catherine Guidici and Lindsay Yenter all experienced a lot of passionate hand-holding and talking about feelings. That's about it.

Not exactly mesmerizing TV. Which makes this Fantasy Suite-centric note from ABC's official Bachelorette season synopsis all the more intriguing:

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Desiree Hartsock begins her quest for love and ratings as The Bachelorette May 27, and we're starting to piece together the coming season bit by bit.

The Bachelorette spoilers revealed so far hint at a multitude of charming, impressive guys and magical moments for Des. But which man will win it all?

Desiree Hartsock on The Bachelorette

Desiree Hartsock, 26, competed for Sean Lowe's affections on The Bachelor. That didn't work out, as she finished fourth. But when one door closes ...

As he did then, the man, the myth, the one-man online oracle of TV, Reality Steve, has been digging like a fiend for the spoilers we know you crave.

What has he found out through his mysterious unnamed sources?

A lot. And his venerable track record speaks for itself at this point.

Come along as we reveal the men who will vie for the California cutie's heart - and the final four who are left standing at the end! Which one will win it all?

Follow the jump for The Bachelorette spoilers 2013!

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