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It's Game On for the men of The Bachelorette season 9. Tonight they'll compete for Desiree Hartsock's affections over a rousing game of dodge ball. And one of them will get a special visitor.

Who will survive tonight's Rose Ceremony? Read our THG +/- recap now to find out! (Or just skip straight to The Bachelorette spoilers.)

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Chris Harrison shows up at Casa de Testosterone to say there will be three dates this week: Two group dates and one one-on-one date.

There's still a lot of tension with Ben. So Bension? Minus 4 (for my terrible joke).

Chris, Brian, Drew, Michael, Brooks, Brad, Mikey, Brandon, Zack K., and Ben are invited on the first group date. None of them are impressed to be sharing a limo with Ben.

They'll be playing Dodgeball today. Here to school them in the ways of dodging and balling is a team from the National Dodgeball League. Which is apparently a thing. 

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We were pretty generous last night with our Bachelorette grade, awarding the latest episode 69 points when we easily could have docked it 1,000 for one reason alone:

Desiree Hartsock and Soulja Boy. Rapping. Together. For real.

The footage - which of course includes Desiree's suitors - is every bit as painful as you'd imagine, making us think twice about bashing that Sophia Grace video this week.

That thing is Emmy material compared to this nonsense. Watch now if you dare:

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This week on The Bachelorette, Desiree Hartsock will begin dating the men of season 9! Who will get the first solo date? Which of the guys will she take on a group date? Will there be man tears?

One thing's for sure, there will be a rap video with Soulja Boy.

We'll find out all of this and more now in our THG +/- recap. (Of course, if you don't want to wait, you can always skip ahead to The Bachelorette spoilers. We won't tell!)

Desiree Picture

The guys and their muscles move into the house and Chris Harrison explains the dating scenario. Any guy who doesn't get a rose on a one-on-one date is going home immediately.

The lucky winner of the first one-on-one date is Brooks! He looks a lot like Steve Howey so I have trouble taking him seriously. Des doesn't though, so good for her.

She picks him up in her baby blue Bentley and instead of letting him drive, she takes the wheel. Plus 8.

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After being dumped by Sean Lowe during the hometown dates, beautiful brunette Desiree Hartsock is back and looking for love.

And a best friend to share life with her. And probably a little fame, too. (If this doesn't pan out, maybe she has a career as a rap artist?)

But hey, with 25 handsome and successful men flying in from all over for the chance to drink a lot of booze, spill some man tears, start some drama, all in the quest to win her hand, can we really blame her? 

Tonight she'll meet the men of The Bachelorette Season 9 and narrow the playing field down to 19 contenders. Of course, if you don't want to wait, feel free to skip ahead and read The Bachelorette spoilers to learn the identities of Desiree's Final Four.

The rest of us will be here watching what is sure to be two parts train wreck and one part treat.

Desiree Hartsock Bachelorette Poster

Desiree Hartsock lived a humbling life, so the extravagance of the house she'll be staying in on the hillsides of Malibu, CA is quite the step up. And someone put m&ms on her nightstand. Plus 5. Where do I get somebody to do that?

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The Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live the other night, and it was a bit awkward ... which is standard for Des.

Still, it began to encroach into awkward awkward ... not cute awkward.

Obviously, she's not gonna give away The Bachelorette spoilers or anything. But when Jimmy started asking her about Sean Lowe? A tad uncomfortable:

She'd "probably" have accepted his proposal? Seriously?

Maybe she's just being honest and was that into the guy, but you have to wonder from a girl who just came off her very own special journey for love on ABC.

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Desiree Hartsock rapping is kind of adorable but also really awkward, and she does so alongside Soulja Boy in a special Bachelorette music video.

Yes, we're serious. Not exactly earth-shattering Bachelorette spoilers here, but she and a bunch of suitors recorded this on the season's first group date.

Take a look, and try not to cringe too noticeably:

Remember Emily O'Brien, from Ben Flajnik's season? That girl could RAP. Desiree Hartsock? Not so much. We've seen THG's interns do better.

Then again, that's Des for you. She was always a little bit awkward, not your stereotypical pulled-together girl, which is why we love her so hard.

On the other hand, one of the guys dresses up like Jason Mesnick's son, Chris Harrison appears at the end, and Soulja Boy's career is apparently over.

So it's not without merit. Call this one a wash.

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Will Desiree Hartsock find love on ABC this summer?

You'll have to check out The Bachelorette spoilers to find out, and we won't know for sure until August 5, but all signs point to yes right now.

Although she would not say if her journey ended in jewelry, Desiree Hartsock discussed her 25 suitors, her strategies and surviving Sean Lowe.

Here are excerpts from her recent conference call:

Desiree The Bachelorette

On her strategy: "I was able to put myself in the guys' shoes to understand what they were feeling. I tried to take every day separately and really focus on each relationship."

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The season premiere of The Bachelorette is less than two weeks away, and we can tell you for a fact that you are in for a WILD ride come May 27.

Okay not really. It's pretty standard by Bachelorette standards.

Desiree Picture

While we've already posted The Bachelorette spoilers for the latter part of the coming season, the details of the individual episodes are still coming to light.

Starting with the premiere, during which you can expect ...

  • Desiree Hartsock looking great. That was a given.
  • Ben Scott bringing his kid. Who's REALLY cute.
  • Zak Waddell standing on the balcony nude.
  • Some SERIOUS hornball creeper action.

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We wouldn't exactly file this under The Bachelorette spoilers you should avert your eyes from, but it is worth noting as we gear up for the May 27 premiere:

Desiree Hartsock may be getting it ON in the Fantasy Suite!

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If you remember Sean Lowe's overnight dates on The Bachelor, you know what a buzzkill he was. Good for him for sticking to his virtues, but zzzzzzz.

AshLee Frazier, Catherine Guidici and Lindsay Yenter all experienced a lot of passionate hand-holding and talking about feelings. That's about it.

Not exactly mesmerizing TV. Which makes this Fantasy Suite-centric note from ABC's official Bachelorette season synopsis all the more intriguing:

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Desiree Hartsock begins her quest for love and ratings as The Bachelorette May 27, and we're starting to piece together the coming season bit by bit.

The Bachelorette spoilers revealed so far hint at a multitude of charming, impressive guys and magical moments for Des. But which man will win it all?

Desiree Hartsock on The Bachelorette

Desiree Hartsock, 26, competed for Sean Lowe's affections on The Bachelor. That didn't work out, as she finished fourth. But when one door closes ...

As he did then, the man, the myth, the one-man online oracle of TV, Reality Steve, has been digging like a fiend for the spoilers we know you crave.

What has he found out through his mysterious unnamed sources?

A lot. And his venerable track record speaks for itself at this point.

Come along as we reveal the men who will vie for the California cutie's heart - and the final four who are left standing at the end! Which one will win it all?

Follow the jump for The Bachelorette spoilers 2013!

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