Derek Jeter of the New York Yankees winces after fouling off a pitch... or because he just can't handle his own level of hotness. A .317...

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Derek Jeter will soon have a lot more time on his hands to sleep with really gorgeous women:

The iconic Yankees shortstop has announced that 2014 will be his final season.

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Jeter has a lifetime batting average of .312 and has collected 3,316 career hits.

He seemed poised to challenge Pete Rose's record for most hits in a career until he broke his ankle in the 2012 American League Championship, missing nearly all of last season as a result.

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Having missed virtually the entire season with various leg injuries, a new report suggests that Derek Jeter has been keeping himself busy over the last few months.

By getting busy with supermodel Hannah Davis!

Just how serious is this gorgeous couple? The New York Daily News spotted Jeter and Davis emerging from a Manhattan Starbucks yesterday and couldn't help but notice a giant diamond ring on the latter's finger. See for yourself:

Does this mean the shortstop is engaged to the 23-year old Davis, who has been referred to by some as "the next Kate Upton?"

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The Captain is coming back, Yankee fans.

With his team struggling to score runs and standing at just 48-42, Derek Jeter has been cleared to return from a broken ankle today.

He will be in the lineup for New York when it concludes a four-game set against the Kansas City Royals.

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"We looked at the weather patterns and I just decided to make the move for today," General Manager Brian Cashman told ESPN. "Derek was scheduled to DH in Scranton, so I figured, he could DH and sit around in the rain in Scranton, or he can DH and sit around in the rain in the Bronx. We chose the Bronx."

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Derek Jeter, the captain and starting shortstop for the New York Yankees, fractured his ankle in the 12th inning of the American League Championship Series opener this evening and will miss the remainder of the postseason.

Which, at this rate, will last approximately three more games for the Yankees.

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Following a record-setting, game-tying home run by Raul Ibanez in the bottom of the ninth, the Yankees offense once again sputtered and couldn't push anyone across the plate over the next three innings.

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One of the greatest, most successful athletes of our generation turns 38 years old today.

Yes, folks, Derek Jeter is celebrating a birthday, along with a 7-1 New York Yankees win over the Cleveland Indians last night.

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The five-time world champion got his 3,000th career hit last year and kicked off 2012 on a blistering pace. He's since slowed down and is currently batting just .304.

But the Yankees are 44-28 and in first place by three games, and we all know Derek Jeter is simply about winning. He's also seen 2010's Sexiest Woman Alive naked on many occasions. That talented, lucky bastard.

Also celebrating birthdays today: Michael Vick (32), Nick Offerman (42), Chris O'Donnell (42), Chris Isaak (56).

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For Derek Jeter, this is one double play we're guessing he doesn't mind hitting into.

All indications point to the Yankees superstar rekindling his romance with actress Minka Kelly, as witnesses tell Life & Style the pair are spending the holidays together in Paris. They were spotted at the Musée d'Orsay yesterday.

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  • Minka Kelly Limo Ride

"They had a guide taking them around on the fifth floor, and they were looking at Monet and the works of other French impressionists," a source tells the tabloid "They went to all the different floors; they looked at Van Gogh. Derek was very low-key and was wearing a black-and-gray sweater. Minka looked very pretty. She was wearing white jeans, a brown jacket and boots."

Jeter and Kelly split in August due to their demanding schedules, but since then the latter's remake of Charlie's Angels has been canceled, giving her ample time to go deep into the hole with the iconic shortstop... if you know what we mean!

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His team has been eliminated from the American League Playoffs. Her new show is likely getting canceled.

So why wouldn't Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly get back together?!?

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The long-time couple broke up in August due to scheduling conflicts, but with more free time ahead than either had hoped for, sources tell The New York Post that a reconciliation is possible. Jeter flew to see Kelly in Miami this week.

“They met up to try and figure it out,” said a source of the South Beach rendezvous. “They are trying to see what the future holds for them.”

For Jeter, it holds out hope that the Yankees can flip Jesus Montero and other prospects for Felix Hernandez. For Kelly, perhaps a nude spread of some kind? It's unclear which of these dream scenarios is more far-fetched.

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She was there to cheer on hit number 3,000. But Minka Kelly won't be around to see if Derek Jeter wins ring number six. The actress' rep has confirmed this couple of three years is over.

"They care about each other and it was amicable. They're still friends," an insider tells People.

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Kelly had been a constant presence in Jeter's family's box at Yankee Stadium all summer long, as the couple dodged engagement rumors for the past year or so. But it's possible her shooting schedule on Charlie's Angels, a new ABC show debuting this fall, simply made the relationship untenable.

Jeter, meanwhile, has recovered on the field after a slow start. His batting average is up to .299. We have a feeling he'll bounce back from Kelly in decent shape, as well. This is a man who has dated Mariah Carey, Jordana Brewster, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Gabrielle Union...

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Forget The Vampire Diaries or The Twilight Saga.

It's now clear where you can find the hottest guys on the planet: at the Oheka Castle in Huntington, New York.

Kevin Jonas tied the knot there last month; and a report in The New York Post this week claims Derek Jeter will marry Minka Kelly there this November.

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Are Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter set to take the plunge together?

An undercover reporter spotted a listing for "JETER wedding" on the calendar on that date, but sales manager Rick Bellando told her a celebrity would never use his real name in this kind of situation.

Why else might the rumor be false?

  • Neither Jeter nor Kelly is from Long Island;
  • Jeter will likely be busy with a parade through New York City and other post-World Series victory celebrations around that time;
  • After the troubles that have followed around Tiger Woods, would the George Clooney of professional sports really settle down before his playing days are over??
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The Tiger Woods scandal keeps leading to more shocking reports, such as this new one about Tiger's kinky sex life with - and dreams about - Rachel Uchitel.

Uchitel was the first woman named as a Tiger Woods mistress (he also saw Jaimee Grubbs nude 20 times and was linked to Kalika Moquin) late last week.

Rachel told pals she did drugs with the golf star before sex. Specifically, Uchitel told her friends that she and Tiger liked to get their freak on while taking Ambien.

"You have crazier sex on Ambien - you get that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex,'" a pal quoted her as saying regarding the insomnia medication.

Some people claim it enhances sexual experiences immediately after ingesting it, and apparently, Uchitel told friends that "Tiger Woods loves Ambien sex!"

Those "friends" then blabbed to the press. Trustworthy folk.

Rachel Uchitel needs some new friends. Good luck with that.

One of the reasons why Tiger loves the pills? The erotic dreams. According to a friend of Rachel Uchitel, Tiger dreamed of his mistress ... in a menage a trois!

The other two participants: Yankees star Derek Jeter and Bones actor David Boreanaz.

Uchitel reportedly boned Boreanaz, who is married, and was linked to Jeter in the past. She got a sexy email from Woods in which he referenced the flings.

Woods' email said, according to Rachel's so-called friend (via Us Weekly): "I had a dream that we were married and I was leading the tournament."

Then, "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were getting f--ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Part of me thinks you would like that."

Naturally, this imagery took its toll on Tiger: "Now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is wide awake ... need an Ambien."

Tiger Woods was apparently into kinky stuff. Stuff that has nothing to do with this random picture of him with a razor. Well, probably. Who knows with him!

So this is what Tiger Woods' life has come to. A week ago, he was probably the world's most recognizable, successful athlete, and had a stellar reputation.

Now magazines and celebrity gossip sites are talking about crazy Ambien sex and dreams he allegedly had about David Boreanaz nailing his mistress.

Just making sure everyone's clear on this.

If Nike ever cuts ties with Tiger, maybe he can secure an endorsement deal with Ambien. Think of the pitch he could give after his many experiences:

Hi. I'm Tiger Woods, winner of 14 major golf titles. Rest and relaxation are crucial to my success. When I need to get a good night's sleep, or have crazy sex with my mistress, or have lucid dreams about said mistress getting tag-teamed by a World Series champion and a fairly well-known actor, there's only one drug I turn to...

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