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Somewhere, Kim Jong Un is threatening to nuke Trump Tower.

Dennis Rodman got fired on All-Star Celebrity Apprentice last night, even though Trump was the big story ... Melania Trump, that is. She is very beautiful.

So we were told, a lot. And it's certainly true.

Dennis Rodman on Celebrity Apprentice

The celebrities (term used loosely) were tasked with coming up with a presentation for Melania Caviar Complexe C6, her unfortunately titled skin care line.

Dennis Rodman got the chop because, as Project Manager, he spelled Melania’s name as “Milania” on his team's ad. That's like an automatic pink skip.

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Dennis Rodman's trip to North Korea may have been worth something after all.

In a Tuesday interview with The Sun, the retired NBA star revealed that Kim Jong Un is the father of a baby girl! If true, that is a major state secret.

“[Ri Sol Ju] kept talking about their beautiful baby daughter,” Rodman said.

Rodman, Kim

There's been speculation that the couple had a baby girl, but Pyongyang has yet to officially acknowledge any potential heirs to Kim Jong Un's regime.

While it is believed Ri Sol Ju gave birth recently, no one knows for sure.

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As the College of Cardinals decides on who will be the next Pope, one layman is determined to meet His Holiness and chart a global course for peace and prosperity.

Fresh off his "basketball diplomacy" trip to North Korea, NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman is en route to Vatican City with hopes of meeting the new pontiff.

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On Tuesday, Rodman was en route to Rome with the goal of meeting the Catholic Church’s next leader, with the conclave underway inside the Sistine Chapel.

While it may be some time before white smoke billows out of the chapel’s chimney signaling the election of a new pope, Rodman is excited about it.

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NBA Hall of Fame member and longtime oddball Dennis Rodman.

North Korean strongman and baby-faced charmer Kim Jong-Un.

The unlikely pair, who hit it off in the DPRK last week, make one hell of a team - in the classic '90s video game NBA Jam, according to this hilarious video.

Look at Kim destroy his evil, capitalistic foes! HE'S ON FIRE!!!

Not surprisingly, the hometown "North Korea All Stars" absolutely annihilate the visiting "Pathetic Americans" ... with Kim doing most of the damage.

Rodman was never a big scorer, after all.

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Eccentric NBA legend Dennis Rodman is already planning his next trip to North Korea, according to reports, with his sights set on much more than basketball.

The star wants to broker a peace deal between the United States and the (erroneously named) Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Seriously.

Obama, Rodman, Kim

Rodman's rep says that despite a storied career - Basketball Hall of Fame, five titles, records, awards - a U.S./N.K. peace deal would be his "greatest achievement."

Whoa whoa. Slow down. Guy is the career rebounds per game leader in the NBA since 1973. He once averaged 18 per game in a season! Insane.

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Back from a whirlwind trip to North Korea, Dennis Rodman says his "friend for life" Kim Jong Un just wants President Barack Obama to call him.

The former NBA star told ABC's George Stephanopoulos on This Week, "He wants Obama to do one thing: Call him. He said, 'If you can, Dennis.'"

"I don't want [to] do war. I don't want to do war.' He said that to me."

The 51-year-old athlete said the two sides already have common ground, and he offered Kim some advice for potential future talks with Obama.

"[Kim] loves basketball. And I said the same thing, I said, 'Obama loves basketball.' Let's start there," the Basketball Hall of Fame member said.

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Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman bonded over basketball yesterday, with the former NBA star telling the North Korean dictator "you have a friend for life."

Seriously, this happened.

Kim Jong Un, Dennis Rodman

Rodman, 51, who is filming a documentary with U.S. media company VICE, is in Pyongyang along with members of the famed Harlem Globetrotters.

"The Worm" spent quality time with the reclusive North Korean leader - a big fan of his as a kid - dining on sushi and drinking with him at his palace.

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NBA Hall of Famer slash cross-dressing wild man Dennis Rodman is in North Korea filming a basketball documentary of some kind. That's crazy enough.

Leave it to The Worm to give us even more fodder, however.

Worm PSY

Rodman, upon arriving in the communist dictatorship, remarked that maybe he'll see the "Gangnam Style" dude (a.k.a. PSY) while he's there.

Mmmyeah.

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NBA Hall of Fame member Dennis Rodman is in North Korea right now.

File that under THG Headlines You Didn't See Coming This Morning.

Dennis Rodman in North Korea

Rodman, along with three current members of the Harlem Globetrotters basketball team, are apparently filming a TV show for a US media company.

The company said they hope engage in some "basketball diplomacy."

North Korea leader Kim Jong-un, who just oversaw the country's recent nuclear test, is known to be a big basketball fan. So ... can't hurt, we suppose?

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Michelle Rodman says NBA great Dennis Rodman barged into her house drunk last month, attacked her, then insisted on taking her and their son out for breakfast.

There, he proceeded to slam 4-6 Jägermeister shots, according to TMZ.

Dennis' ex-wife, Michelle has obtained a temporary restraining order against Dennis over the May 28 incident. She wants to make the order permanent now.

Michelle claims Dennis had shown up to her house wasted at 2:30 a.m. that way, completely unannounced, and demanded to see his 11-year-old son.

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Michelle said Dennis attacked her when she refused, shoving her onto a bed, then took off - only to return hours later, still intoxicated, for breakfast.

Dennis wanted to take his son out to eat, and Michelle obliged on the condition she came with. At the restaurant, Dennis proceeded to do the shots.

She claimed Dennis then repeatedly made comments about her boyfriend, saying, "You're f**king this white guy!?" Rodman clearly has some issues.

It's unclear if Dennis will testify, but he is due in another Orange County courtroom later today to fight his $51,000-a-month child support payments.

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