Denise Richards

Forget Denise Richards: It's Complicated.

This attention-starved thespian is embarking on another reality show this spring, Denise Richards: It's Another Opportunity to Exploit My Children.

"My biggest fear is just forgetting everything right before going on live, that’s what I’m scared of,” the actress told People Magazine of her new role as contestant on the eighth season of Dancing With the Stars. “All I hope is that I don’t embarrass my girls!"

Wow. It took all the way until her second sentence for Richards to mention the adorable children she created with Charlie Sheen and has tried to make money off ever since.

Daughters Sam, 4, and Lola, 3, will be forced to stay up late and cheer cheering on their mother, the actress said.

"I let the girls stay up a bit later when the show is on. It’s popcorn night at our house."

The unofficial odds for Richards, who is partnered with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, to win the competition stand at 15-1. The odds of her kids showing up in the first row every night? 1-3.

Dancing with the Stars is at it again.

Last season, the series featured contestant (and eventual winner), Brooke Burke. The model had posed naked for Playboy numerous times, creating questions over whether or not the show was being irresponsible for highlighting a celebrity with such a lewd past.

Producers must not have thought so, considering the just-released cast for season eight.

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Paris Hilton and Denise Richards.

Denise Richards and Paris Hilton.

No matter how you look at this pair, it's difficult to imagine two more talentless celebrities spending time together. But that's exactly what took place at this year's Sundance Film Festival.

What might Hilton and Richards have to say to one another?

We've got some ideas, ranging from reality shows to sex tapes to Richards' ex-husband, the perpetually horny Charlie Sheen...

What are Paris Hilton and Denise Richards saying to each other?

Got any other ideas about what these two celebs are talking about? Send them in now!

Denise Richards is at it again.

The exploitive mother, who received criticism for featuring daughters Lola and Sam on a reality show, took her children ice skating in Santa Monica earlier this week.

While her kids were shy around celebrity gossip photographers, Richards ate up the attention (while, we assume, cursing ex-husband Charlie Sheen under her breath)...

If you want ice cream, you'll smile for the camera, honey!

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Just another day in the Charlie Sheen-Denise Richards feud.

The star of It's Complicated has (falsely) accused her ex of molestation of their two daughters - and in response, he's moving for full custody of the kids by charging that his former spouse is a pathological liar.

Richards dragged Sheen into a Los Angeles courtroom last week for a mysterious "emergency" child-custody hearing to screen videos of their girls, Sam and Lola, supposedly acting in strange and disturbing ways.

Charlie Sheen's lawyers - who got the "evidence" dismissed - presented their own videos of the girls acting normally at his house.

This latest development comes after Richards shamelessly said the kids are in therapy and said Sheen's behavior was/is to blame.

A Sheen source said, "Denise's accusations were vile. She was basically trying to say Charlie manipulated the kids and acted inappropriately. It's disgusting and untrue. Charlie is furious ...Denise has really pushed it too far."

"She came after Charlie because the ratings on her E! reality show have tanked and they were threatening not to renew," the source continued.

Denise Richards wasn't always an exploitive mother and reality TV sell out.

At one time, this terrible actress and bane of Charlie Sheen's existence simply whored herself out via outfits such as... this.

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The only pig that I can legally devour ...

Charlie Sheen may be a moronic racist.

But he still has a long way to go until he's as awful and self-involved as a parent as ex-wife Denise Richards.

The star of Denise Richards: It's Complicated has exploited her children further (we didn't think it was possible, either!), by telling In Touch Weekly that little Lola, 3, and little Sam, 4, are in therapy.

"My kids are in therapy. It's very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it's good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate."

Wait, Denise? Do you mean to say that appearing on a reality show isn't an outlet to deal with their feelings?

Kids, you can go back to your nanny as soon as Mommy cashes in on your cuteness.

Richards, ever the humanitarian, added:

"If I can help anyone feel better about their kids being in therapy, then something else good has come of this."

Got that, concerned parents of the world? If your children are in need of psychiatric help, don't worry: someone as normal and as grounded as Denise Richards has been through this.

With Miley Cyrus and Jamie Lynn Spears baby news dominating the celebrity gossip world, our staff has learned much from its favorite stars.

Below, Miley, Jamie Lynn, Charlie Sheen, R. Kelly and other celebrities aim to inspire celebrity news readers in the form of motivational posters! You know, the ones promoting "teamwork" or telling you to "hang in there" in offices or dorm rooms?

Heed their wisdom and consider yourselves motivated ...

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Celebrity quotes often makes us laugh, or cringe or wanna find the nearest rope to tie around the neck of Spencer Pratt.

However, the following words - uttered by Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards in a series of voice mails he allegedly left his insane, pathetic ex-wife - take the inappropriate, ridiculous, racist cake.

On tapes that mysteriously just popped up all over the Internet, Sheen went off on Richards:

I hope I never f-cking talk to you again you f-cking c-nt. F-ck you. You're a coward and a liar and a f-cking n-gger alright, so f-ck you.

We have numerous reactions to this rant:

• Sheen likes f-cking more than Lindsay Lohan;
• The sheer stupidity of saying such things on a voice mail almost trumps what was actually said;
• Which do you think was the bigger insult to black people: The use of the N word, or the implication that Denise Richards is African-American?

Overall, as we've rightfully depicted Richards as an attention whore of an awful mother over the last few weeks, we've forgotten that Charlie Sheen is no Beaver Cleaver himself. The prostitute and pornography lover appears to be a racist moron.

Make a run for it, Brooke Mueller.