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We all know that text messages can sometimes be hilarious. Like when they're sent by mom.

Or if the the characters on Game of Thrones ever learned how to text.

But sometimes it's best to just put your phone away and think twice - nay, three times! - before picking it back up and hitting Send.

Like when you're slamming a famous ex-girlfriend and her untalented lady parts. Or when you're a married professional golfer and you wanna bang a porn star. Or when your name is Anthony Weiner.

Below, THG presents 13 of the most well-known celebrity text message scandals of all-time, with far too many involving penis photos and one too many involving a bloodied, beaten Rihanna:

Justin Bieber vs. Selena Gomez
They've gotten back together and broken up again since, but in January 2014, Justin Bieber allgedly texted Selena Gomez to keep her "talentless [lady part]" away from him.

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As we reported yesterday, actor and sex scandal magnet David Boreanaz is being sued by an actress who claims he harassed her during filming of his show, Bones.

The woman, Kristina Hagan, has now been identified.

Filed by Gloria Allred, the sexual harassment lawsuit claims the misconduct began during filming in August 2009, with "sexually inappropriate text messages."

Kristina Hagan was an extra on the Fox show at the time, and developed some sort of relationship with David Boreanaz - it's not clear if it was physical at all.

But the suit claims Boreanaz was driving with Kristina in September, 2009 and told her he was "the boss" and that he could "make things happen for her."

According to the lawsuit, Boreanaz continually told Hagan he was trying to find a role for her, but never delivered. That's when it really gets good/bad ...

Kristina Hagan is the latest woman tied to the actor.

The suit claims Boreanaz then parked his car, and "attempted to kiss her and touch her breasts but she pushed him away." The suit then alleges David "unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis and began stroking it until he ejaculated."

Another encounter allegedly occurred with Hagan in David's trailer on September 29 of last year, according to court documents. Once again Hagan claims Boreanaz grabbed, kissed, and fondled her - and then "masturbated in front of her."

Then the suit alleges in October, Boreanaz, who famously had an affair with Rachel Uchitel, told Hagan "he and his wife had argued because there were reports of his infidelity" coming out - and that he and Hagan would have to "cool it."

Kristina is also suing Fox and Bones' production company for failing to take corrective action against Boreanaz. The actor's rep told TMZ in a statement:

"The allegations concerning any alleged inappropriate conduct by David Boreanaz are totally fabricated and absurd. There is no validity to this lawsuit."

Just when you think there can't possibly be another sex scandal involving David Boreanaz, he drives around with a cute extra and goes to town on himself.

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Scandal seems to find David Boreanaz like Rachel Uchitel finds married celebrities. This story involves an unnamed woman, however - one suing the actor.

An actress is suing the married actor for sexual harassment. The lawsuit will be filed Thursday in downtown Los Angeles by famed attorney Gloria Allred.

Boreanaz, who plays Special Agent Seeley Booth on Fox's Bones, recently admitted an affair with an unnamed woman, alleging he was being extorted.

That also-unknown mistress was also represented by Allred.

It is not clear if this is the same woman currently filing the sexual harassment suit, or if she's a different accuser, but we should find that out shortly.

BONES TO PICK: Women apparently have some with David.

The harassment suit is the latest in a series of bizarrely scandalous events ... well, they're bizarre in large part because they involve David Boreanaz.

Most famously, tabloids claimed last year that Boreanaz carried on an affair with Rachel Uchitel, now famous as Tiger Woods' Ambien-loving mistress.

Despite his infidelity, the actor admitted his failings and has said that he and wife Jaime Bergman are still committed to resolving their marital issues.

"Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities," he told People magazine in May. "We're working on repairing what has been damaged so badly."

Bones creator Hart Hanson relayed a message from him to the show's fans, thanking them for support and expressing "sincere pain" from the ordeal.

UPDATE: The woman is identified only as Kristin, an extra on the show. She says David sent her "sexually inappropriate text messages" last August.

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Before there was Tiger Woods, there was David Boreanaz.

Indeed, while Rachel Uchitel has made a name - and a lot of money - for herself by sleeping with the golfing great, she actually rose to infamy in October 2009 when THG reported Uchitel boned this Fox star.

Since then, Boreanaz has remained mum on the topic... until now. In a statement to People magazine this week, the Bones star writes about cheating on wife Jaime Bergman. Because he feels guilty and must repent? No.

Because he wants to get out in front of an alleged blackmail scheme. He says:

“Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with. She asked for money. I felt as though I was being blackmailed or there was some sort of extortion.

“I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible. We’re working on our marriage. We’re working on repairing what has been damaged so badly.”

We don't know for a fact that Boreanaz is referring to Uchitel. Sources actually say he is NOT. But that just means the actor has more than one woman in his sordid past.

Consider this a Bones spoilers alert, readers: that show's star is a dog!

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David Boreanaz stars on the Fox hit Bones.

However, it's the act of inappropriate boning that has him in the news today.

According to Star magazine, the actor was carrying on an affair for months with Rachel Uchitel, even while wife Jaime Bergman was pregnant! She gave birth to daughter Bardot six weeks ago.

Uchitel reportedly ended the relationship two weeks later; which must have been difficult to do because sources say things were hot and very heavy between her and Boreanaz.

“David would walk in the door, and they’d have sex right away,” said an anonymous insider somehow privy to this information. “He told her, ‘Every time I have sex with you is like the first time.’”

Rachel Uchitel

Meanwhile, if you think the Brooke Hundley and Steve Phillips' affair was shady, you'll love the following tidbit.

The tabloid claims that Boreanaz was texting his girlfriend while wife Jaime was giving birth on August 31!

“He was on the phone with Rachel, giving updates,” said a source, who added that even Uchitel was turned off by this behavior. “That grossed [Rachel] out, because she felt that should have been private.”

We'd have to agree. Seriously. One must draw the line somewhere.