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The incomparable Posh & Becks were reportedly all kinds of f*%ked up after a drunken night out with rap mogul Diddy in London.

Diddy's in town on business (though he reportedly canceled his tour with Snoop Dogg) but found time to met up with the hot couple at London's Automat Bar.

Becks at the TCAs

Sources say a couple of hours of Cristal swigging left David Beckham and Victoria Beckham almost crawling to their car. Lightweights. Peep these pics:

What a couple of hacks. Don't they know that Scientology doesn't permit this kind of hard-core substance abuse? Bad Posh. TomKat is not gonna be pleased.

Incidentally, what is that metrosexual ass clown wearing? Just because you got a big contract and you're moving to L.A. doesn't mean you have to look like a tool. Or maybe it does. The L.A. Galaxy may have written a clause in. We really don't know.

No word on whether any large breasts were on display during this boozefest. It's a pretty safe bet, though, given who we're dealing with.

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Victoria Beckham has been searching for her Beverly Hills dream house for a while now and she's finally found one big enough for her huge breasts growing family.

Unfortunately, it's too rich for even the former Spice Girl, current diva and future reality TV star. The home was priced at almost $40 million.

Becks at the TCAs

A source close to Victoria and David Beckham said:

"They are careful with investments. When you think what David's contract was to move to L.A. to play for the Galaxy, you would think this was a drop in the ocean for them. But they don't want to spend that on a Hollywood house at the moment."

Rumor has it they were going to shack up at TomKat's mansion, but they apparently settled on Meg Ryan's old Bel Air home.

The price? A paltry $20 million.

We're a little disappointed in Posh, who we'd have guessed would have made David start an acting career at night to pay for the dream home.

But at least she and Katie Holmes can shop together more often.

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It was a scary night for David Beckham and for U.S. soccer fans.

Oh, wait. There are none of those. It was scary David Beckham, okay?

Becks

The soccer star had better start looking into that acting career he talks about after suffering a knee injury Sunday night during his team's match in Madrid, Spain, after crashing into advertising signs near the opposing team's goal.

"It looks serious but I do not want to say how bad until the doctors do the scan," Real Madrid coach Fabio Capello said after the match.

After the injury, Beckham, 31, tried to play on but limped off in the 63rd-minute. He was later diagnosed as damaging the lateral internal ligament of his right leg and is undergoing further tests Monday.

The injury could impact plans for the soccer star, his wife, Victoria Beckham, and their three children to move to America later this year.

Fortunately, the latter's huge breasts did not sustain any injury.

"The day started so well with a birthday party for his son," a family friend said. "But it ended with medical scans. Both David and Victoria are extremely anxious at the moment, waiting to hear what the results will be," adds the friend. "It's not a good day for the family."

In January, Beckham inked a five-year deal with the L.A. Galaxy of Major League Soccer that is worth up to $250 million with endorsements.

Last week it was announced that Victoria Beckham, 32, would star in a six-part reality show on NBC about her move to America.

Before the match on Sunday, the couple had taken sons Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 4, and Cruz, 2 to a Madrid burger joint.

"The kids had a ball. It was Brooklyn's eighth birthday party," says the friend. "And all his school friends were there too."

Hopefully TomKat was able to make it. Maybe the amazing healing powers of Scientology will help get their BFF back onto the field immediately.

"It's difficult to know what is going to happen now," says the Beckham friend. "Everyone is praying this is not major."

Same with Nicole Richie's "injury." We hope she gets back to "work" real soon.

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In addition to being the highest-paid athlete on Earth, does metrosexual soccer star David Beckham harbor acting aspirations?

Giorgio Armani thinks so.

Becks

The celebrity fashion icon told reporters he knows why Becks signed a five-year, $250M deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy (which apparently exists). In addition to the obvious monetary reasons, David's contract was appealing because Hollywood is a stone's throw away.

"If reports (that the deal is worth $250 million) are true, then he's done the right thing. I think he wants to be an actor, not a footballer," Armani told the press at Milan's fashion shows on Monday.

"He is a very handsome man, and his football career could be nearing an end," Armani said. "Also look at his wife. ... I saw her at the wedding [of mutual friends TomKat], and she is a very bubbly lady."

Yes, bubbly indeed. With very large breasts.

Beckham and wife, Posh Spice (a.k.a. Victoria Beckham), are getting ready to move to Los Angeles later this year, once the former England national team captain's tenure at his current pro team, Real Madrid, comes to a close.

Professionally, the midfielder has been known throughout his career for his laser crosses and dipping free kicks. He's got mad skills, but not the type that seem easily translatable to the screen, leading many to wonder if the Beckham signing can help the pathetic perception of Major League Soccer.

But his celebrity continues to grow, and he has plenty of friends in show business. Beckham told reporters Friday that he had sought the advice of Cruise and his possessed wife, Katie Holmes, before agreeing to the move.

"They both love Los Angeles," a friend says. "It will be good for the Beckhams' careers, they adore the lifestyle, the weather and it would be brilliant for their boys."

Scientology, here they come.

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Now that Scientology's biggest cheerleader has lured soccer star David Beckham to L.A., he's setting his sights on his Spice Girl spouse.

The New York Daily News reports that with a little coaxing from TomKat, David and Victoria Beckham might become the next celebrity converts to the cult church of Scientology now that they're relocating to L.A.

Becks and Wife

Apparently, Posh has eagerly accepted church literature from Tom Cruise and his new wife, Katie Holmes. What's more, she'll be playing an alien in The Thetan, a new movie produced by Cruise that's reportedly based on his odd religious beliefs.

Apparently, Victoria Beckham's new BFFs have made it their mission to help the former Spice Girl become a household name in the United States. Though you have to think photographs of her giant boobs would do the trick on their own.

For her part, Holmes is trying to line up meetings with movers and shakers like Steven Spielberg. TomKat is undoubtedly feeding status-hungry Posh lines about how joining Scientology will help boost her profile.

Will TomKat's sinister plans work? Will the California-bound Beckhams renew their wedding vows in a bizarre ceremony featuring a prolonged kiss?

Who the hell knows. Or cares, to be quite frank. We do hope they all sit down for an interview with Matt Lauer to discuss it, however. That'd make for great TV.

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Get ready, Los Angeles. Some seriously huge boobs are headed your way.

Sources close to Victoria and David Beckham have confirmed that the couple will move to L.A. later this year.

Becks at the TCAs

"David has just signed the biggest deal in global sports history with the Galaxy soccer team," a Beckham business insider said. "It is worth several hundred million dollars over five years. They will move after he finishes this season playing in Madrid."

Indeed, the hubby of Posh Spice has signed with the Los Angeles Galaxy team, which is owned by the Anschutz Entertainment Group.

Beckham isn't well-known in the States because he plays a sport less popular than the NHL. But he's more loved in England than Heather Mills is hated.

"After discussing several options with my family and my business advisers I have decided to join (the) L.A. Galaxy and play in the MLS (Major League Soccer) from August," Beckham said in a parenthesis-laden statemen.

It's the most exciting news to hit Los Angeles since people discovered Ugly Betty was actually good looking.

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In the immortal words of The Spice Girls, Michael Caine is telling David Beckham and his wife what he wants, what he really, really wants.

The respected British actor wants England to wait awhile before it awards the soccer star with knighthood.

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Beckham is rumored to be in the running for a mention in the new year's honors list for his services to the sport and various charities, but Caine thinks it's a bit too soon.

"I've been Sir Michael for about 5 or 6 years now. [David] seems a bit young to me, I wasn't a Sir until I was 66! Sean [Connery] was 68 when he got his. Roger [Moore] was 75. How old is David? - About 30? He could at least wait until he was 33 or 34. Get a bit mature," he said.

It's hard to argue with that. But the disdain Caine expressed toward Victoria Beckham was flat out mean:

"She just goes along for the ride."

That's really not true, Sir Michael. She also wears shirts that accentuate her boobs. Nevertheless, you're entitled to your opinion.

Now let us express ours: don't ever go along for a ride with Lindsay Lohan. That firecrotch queen can't drive at all.

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They've conquered the world of spots (sort of). They've dominated the music universe (not at all). What's next for Victoria and David Beckham?

The perfume industry (oh gosh).

Indeed, the British couple has unveiled its new line of fragrances ,entitled "Intimately Beckham for Him" and "for Her." Posh Spice and the former English football captain appear in the perfume ad, featuring the duo entwined in a very sexy embrace (see below).

David and Victoria Beckham Underwear Ad

We can't blame Beckham too much for this less than manly foray. After all, Derek Jeter recently came out with a cologne. And, well, The OC apparently has a scent-filled product line now.

According to the ads, "For Him" keeps it masculine, with an aroma of patchouli and amber, while "For Her" aims to capture "the essence of Victoria known only to the people closest to her" by featuring a flowery incense layered with vanilla and sandalwood. Wow. Good thing she wasn't Sweaty Spice, huh? Huh?

The fragrances will be available September 1, but unfortunately you'll have to venture to England. While there, don't forget to smile for the camera of Heather Mills.

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As the world awaits a possible reunion of The Spice Girls, rumors are swirling that Victoria and David Beckham have an evern grander announcement planned:

They may be moving across the Atlantic. The rich and beautiful British couple were recently seen searching for homes in the Bel Air section of Los Angeles.

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Further stoking such rumors is the fact that David stepped down as captain of the England soccer football team earlier this summer. He currently plays for Real Madrid, but is speculated to be in talks to join the LA Galaxy of Major League Soccer in the States.

The star's charity has already beaten him here. The David Beckham Academy, located at Southern California's Home Depot Center, trains local youths on the field pitch. A move to LA would also help boost Victoria's Hollywood career. It's no secret she wants to be in movies. Get it?

So look out, Brangelina! Take cover, TomKat! Run and hide, Bennifer! It may soon be time to make room for ... the Beckhams.

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