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Larry Birkhead has done everything he can to remind the world that Anna Nicole Smith is dead and he's a single father.

The douchebag of a photographer has worn a t-shirt bearing Smith's likeness, and posed for tabloid photos by her grave. Yes, he really did this. But there's one person who hasn't fully received this message:

Anna and Larry's adorable daughter, Dannielynn.

Hey, is that a red carpet? And a photographer?!? Quick, give daddy a kiss!

How has Larry tried to explain the tragic situation to the four-year old? That should be none of our business, but Birkhead is never one to not exploit his child for attention.

Larry Birkhead displays d-bag qualities from time top time, but even THG has to admit ... this photo of lil' Dannielynn Hope Marshall with her daddy is SO cute!

The daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith and the photographer popped by a World Hunger Relief fundraiser Monday in Las Vegas, Nev., smiling ear-to-ear.

It's great to see them so happy. Part of us wonders if LB knows the money's going to charity and not his bank account, but either way, how sweet is this pic?!

WHAT A LITTLE CUPCAKE: Dannielynn and Larry make us melt.

If the mother of your daughter died from a drug problem many people attributed to her life in the spotlight, would you take every opportunity to pose said child in front of the paparazzi and on magazine covers?

No? Then you're name is not Larry Birkhead.

The sorry excuse for a human being invited tabloid photographers to daughter Dannielynn's birthday party last year, which would have been his most disgraceful act as a parent to date... except that he actually did the same to Anna Nicole Smith's grave the year before. Yes, her grave.

Now, Birkhead has cashed in on his daughter again, revealing pieces of information about Dannielynn to E! News because... he's getting paid piles of money for it? He feels a responsibility to the public to share secrets about an innocent four-year old? Form your own opinions on this despicable man below, as you read excerpts from his interview:

On missing Smith: "I know what I had with Anna, and I have a 38-pound reminder walking around my house every day."

On how awesome of a father he is: "[Dannielynn is] with me every single day. I spend tons of time with her. That is one of my biggest accomplishments. She knows the happiness she gets at home and from the people around her."

On Anna's drug problem: "If she stopped taking methadone she could have died, the baby could have died."

On similarities between Dannielynn  and Anna Nicole: "She already has motherly like instincts. She's playing with her mom's dolls."

Read the full interview with E! now and remember this disclaimer:

Larry Birkhead is not a pimp in the literal sense that he manages a harem of prostitutes. He is merely a whore, figuratively, for the celebrity gossip industry, and likely making serious bank off his young daughter via features such as this.

As celebrity gossip bloggers, allow us to let you in on a little secret:

Often, talentless celebrities in need of money and attention will make a deal with the paparazzi. In exchange for seemingly candid photos, these photographers will arrive wherever the stars say they'll be, snap a few pictures and then sell those photos to the tabloids.

The celebrities in question, who have no shame and no means of making bank any other way, will then get a cut of the sale.

Meanwhile, in wholly unrelated news, Larry Birkhead took daughter Dannielynn to the farmer's market in Los Angeles yesterday. At least one paparazzi member just happened to also be on hand and Larry just happened to look up at all the right moments...

From birthday parties to farmer's markets, photographers just won't leave Larry and Dannielynn alone!

Dannielynn Birkhead turned three years old this week.

To celebrate the occasion, exploitative father Larry Birkhead appears to have sold his daughter to the highest bidder once again, setting up another photo shoot for her with a celebrity gossip tabloid.

Grilled by OK! Weekly, Larry was asked such challenging questions as: "Do you love being a dad?"

Unfortunately, the magazine never asked Birkhead how much money he makes every time he pimps out his daughter like her late mother, exposing her to a life in front of the camera that is unlikely to end well. Just check out this frightening photo:

Here are excerpts from the interview:

On Dannielynn turning three: It seems only weeks ago I was bringing her home and now all this time has gone by and she’s bigger and wiser and such a great kid. Her birthday is a happy occasion. Parties are always stressful for me because I try to make them these big blowouts. But she’s at the age where she appreciates it now and she’s excited.

On being a dad: It’s hard work and time consuming but it’s worth it when I hear her laugh. All my friends are out in bars, but I don’t miss it. In fact, I’m morphing into my parents — I’ve become corny and sensible.

On missing her mother: She misses her mom so much. Right now she’s at the age where she’s noticing that other children in television and in books have moms. She said to me the other day quite seriously, “Where’s my mom?” It was sad but I explained to her, “Your mommy is in the clouds and you’ll see her again one day.”

If you can stand it, click on the photos below for more grotesque shots of Larry, likely raking in the cash, posing with Dannielynn:

With apologies to Liam McDermott and both of Denise Richards' daughters, the most exploited celebrity baby alive has a birthday today.

Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead turns three years old, an occasion her pimp-like father will likely celebrate by taking her to mom Anna Nicole Smith's grave and inviting photographers along for the ride.

That's just how he rolls.

A year ago, Larry Birkhead milked this occasion for all the money he could, placing Dannielynn's adorable mug on the cover of a supermarket tabloid. It's the gift that keeps on giving cash into his bank account and years of therapy to his child.

Today, we just wanna wish Dannielynn a safe, happy, healty, unexploitive birthday. Hurry up and turn 18 so you can emancipate yourself from your money-hungry dad.

Positing his daughter in front of her mother's grave, and inviting a cameraman along for the ride, isn't enough for Larry Birkhead.

The father of Anna Nicole Smith's two-year-old daughter, Dannielynn, sat down for an interview with E! earlier this week. In the clip below, Birkhead gushes about the tyke he's likely making money off of via exclusives such as this.

"When I see Dannielynn and she is just a spitting image of her mother, that's a little bit...I don't want to say eerie, but it is a little odd - and it is kind of comforting as well."

The Exploitation of Dannielynn

We don't want to be morbid, but is it really a good idea to parade an infant in front of the camera? Especially when that infant's mother fell into a life of drugs and alcohol, rumored to brought on by her exposure to fame and fortune at a young age?

Click on the following pics of Dannielynn, meanwhile, to see if you really can spot her resemblance to Anna Nicole:

Larry Birkhead has posed with his daughter for yet another celebrity gossip magazine story.

It's almost as if the father of Dannielynn is receiving cash payments for each of these opportunities.

In the latest issue of Life & Style, Birkhead says that he'd love to give his daughter a sibling at some point.

“I want to have another child. It would be tough for me to do right now, but in a couple of years, definitely.”

But what if Larry doesn't meet someone who is attracted to his need to pose for every tabloid that calls? Will he explore adoption?

“Right now I’m so busy making money off my daughter taking care of Dannielynn, I don’t have time to get out there and date,” he said. “So while I’d love to have another baby of my own, I’d be happy to adopt a little brother or sister for her.”

Dannielynn Birkhead recently turned two years old. And she received the present all children pine for:

Unwanted celebrity gossip attention!

While the amount of cash, if any, left to him in Anna Nicole Smith's will remains unclear, Larry Birkhead is taking advantage of some of the opportunities made available to him because of his daughter.

This time, she graces the cover of Us Weekly, as Larry shares Dannielynn's first word with the world. It was "mama."

Good for Dannielynn! If our father dragged us to a photo shoot for such a pathetic tabloid - which, it seems reasonable to assume, likely paid him for his time - we wouldn't say his name, either.

Remember when Birkhead actually had Entertainment Tonight cameras follow him and his daughter to Anna Nicole's grave? Disgraceful.

We haven't seen much of little Dannielynn and celebrity gossip-loving father Larry Birkhead in awhile.

But they showed up again this weekend, with Dannielynn having grown into an adorable toddler and Birkhead not having changed a bit:

He's still pimping his tyke, presumably for wads of cash. What a great guy!

Larry Birkhead probably earns one hundred dollars from the paparazzi every time he kisses his daughter. So we've heard.