Dannielynn is Anna Nicole Smith's daughter. She's found a happy home now with Larry Birkhead and we wish her the best. We just hope her...

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Larry Birkhead may soon be laughing all the way to the bank.

A federal judge ruled this week that Dannielynn - the six-year old daughter Larry had with the late Anna Nicole Smith - may be entitled to as much as $49 million due to sanctions from the estate of E. Pierce Marshall, the son of Anna's ex-husband, J. Howard Marshall.

Not as Cute as It Seems

The judge found "massive discovery abuse" in Marshall's legal battle against the deceased model and has ordered his estate to pay up as punishment.

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To many, the idea of any six-year old posing for a professional modeling campaign is appalling.

But when that six-year old is the offspring of a troubled late ex-model? Who was pushed so quickly into fame and success that she lost her way to drugs and eventually her life?

Yeah. It's not hard to see why criticism of Larry Birkhead is prevalant today, after the terrible father allowed daughter Dannielynn to pose for Guess.

  • Dannielynn Birkhead Guess Photo
  • Dannielynn Birkhead Picture

"Dannielynn has always looked up to her mom's image," Birkhead explained today on Good Morning America. "I think this is kind of Dannielynn's way of paying tribute to her mom in her own special way."

Right. Sure. Dannielynn was absolutely the one to contact Guess and arrange a deal.

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Dannielynn Birkhead is officially following in her mother's footsteps.

And we all know how that ended.

The six-year old daughter of Anna Nicole Smith is posing for the very same clothing brand that hired her mother two decades ago, as Larry Birkhead continues to raise his child with nothing but dollar signs in his eyes.

Check out two photos of Dannielynn from the Guess Spring 2013 campaign - shot in Malibu by Elliston Lutz - now:

  • Dannielynn Birkhead Guess Photo
  • Dannielynn Birkhead Picture

Of course, this isn't the first time Larry has paraded Dannielynn in front of the camera. She spent her two-year old birthday on a tabloid cover.

What do you think of this campaign? It's...

 

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Larry Birkhead appeared on Good Morning America today to answer a couple of burning questions:

  1. How has he explained the death of Anna Nicole Smith to the former couple's five-year old daughter, Dannielynn?
  2. Is he truly the most despicable parent on the planet?

Based on yet another instance of Birkhead milking Smith's death for attention and money, it would be hard to answer inquiry number-two in anything but the affirmative (despite the best efforts of Taylor Armstrong), as Birkhead told viewers how he responded when Dannielynn asks about her mother.

"I said, ‘You know, they, doctors couldn’t fix her. But if you’re good … you’ll get to see her someday.’”

Larry Birkhead on GMA

Smith, a very troubled actress/model, was found dead in a Florida hotel room on February 8, 2007.

Birkhead has spent every few months since parading his cute daughter in front of reporters and giving the world updates on a child we all just wish could live a regular life, out of the spotlight.

But Larry insists on making Dannielynn a public figure... and then acting shocked when she's in the news. Such as when he dragged her last month to the Kentucky Derby.

“You know, it’s weird when your child is five years old and trending," the moron told Robin Roberts this morning. "There’s all these big stars that came and the next thing you know Dannielynn’s picture is all over the place."

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Larry Birkhead has done everything he can to remind the world that Anna Nicole Smith is dead and he's a single father.

The douchebag of a photographer has worn a t-shirt bearing Smith's likeness, and posed for tabloid photos by her grave. Yes, he really did this. But there's one person who hasn't fully received this message:

Anna and Larry's adorable daughter, Dannielynn.

Larry and Dannielynn

Hey, is that a red carpet? And a photographer?!? Quick, give daddy a kiss!

How has Larry tried to explain the tragic situation to the four-year old? That should be none of our business, but Birkhead is never one to not exploit his child for attention.

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Larry Birkhead displays d-bag qualities from time top time, but even THG has to admit ... this photo of lil' Dannielynn Hope Marshall with her daddy is SO cute!

The daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith and the photographer popped by a World Hunger Relief fundraiser Monday in Las Vegas, Nev., smiling ear-to-ear.

Kim Raver, Leo Kipling Boyer

It's great to see them so happy. Part of us wonders if LB knows the money's going to charity and not his bank account, but either way, how sweet is this pic?!

WHAT A LITTLE CUPCAKE: Dannielynn and Larry make us melt.

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If the mother of your daughter died from a drug problem many people attributed to her life in the spotlight, would you take every opportunity to pose said child in front of the paparazzi and on magazine covers?

No? Then you're name is not Larry Birkhead.

The sorry excuse for a human being invited tabloid photographers to daughter Dannielynn's birthday party last year, which would have been his most disgraceful act as a parent to date... except that he actually did the same to Anna Nicole Smith's grave the year before. Yes, her grave.

Not as Cute as It Seems

Now, Birkhead has cashed in on his daughter again, revealing pieces of information about Dannielynn to E! News because... he's getting paid piles of money for it? He feels a responsibility to the public to share secrets about an innocent four-year old? Form your own opinions on this despicable man below, as you read excerpts from his interview:

On missing Smith: "I know what I had with Anna, and I have a 38-pound reminder walking around my house every day."

On how awesome of a father he is: "[Dannielynn is] with me every single day. I spend tons of time with her. That is one of my biggest accomplishments. She knows the happiness she gets at home and from the people around her."

On Anna's drug problem: "If she stopped taking methadone she could have died, the baby could have died."

On similarities between Dannielynn  and Anna Nicole: "She already has motherly like instincts. She's playing with her mom's dolls."

Read the full interview with E! now.

UPDATE: A disclaimer ...

Larry Birkhead is not a pimp in the literal sense that he manages a harem of prostitutes. He is merely a whore, figuratively, for the celebrity gossip industry, and likely making serious bank off his young daughter via features such as this. Thank you.

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As celebrity gossip bloggers, allow us to let you in on a little secret:

Often, talentless celebrities in need of money and attention will make a deal with the paparazzi. In exchange for seemingly candid photos, these photographers will arrive wherever the stars say they'll be, snap a few pictures and then sell those photos to the tabloids.

The celebrities in question, who have no shame and no means of making bank any other way, will then get a cut of the sale.

Meanwhile, in wholly unrelated news, Larry Birkhead took daughter Dannielynn to the farmer's market in Los Angeles yesterday. At least one paparazzi member just happened to also be on hand and Larry just happened to look up at all the right moments...

Time with Daughter, Photographer
  • Sliding for Attention
  • Dannielynn and Dad
  • Chilling with the Paparazzi
  • Not as Cute as It Seems
  • Not Bothered

From birthday parties to farmer's markets, photographers just won't leave Larry and Dannielynn alone!

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Dannielynn Birkhead turned three years old this week.

To celebrate the occasion, exploitative father Larry Birkhead appears to have sold his daughter to the highest bidder once again, setting up another photo shoot for her with a celebrity gossip tabloid.

Grilled by OK! Weekly, Larry was asked such challenging questions as: "Do you love being a dad?"

Unfortunately, the magazine never asked Birkhead how much money he makes every time he pimps out his daughter like her late mother, exposing her to a life in front of the camera that is unlikely to end well. Just check out this frightening photo:

Here are excerpts from the interview:

On Dannielynn turning three: It seems only weeks ago I was bringing her home and now all this time has gone by and she’s bigger and wiser and such a great kid. Her birthday is a happy occasion. Parties are always stressful for me because I try to make them these big blowouts. But she’s at the age where she appreciates it now and she’s excited.

On being a dad: It’s hard work and time consuming but it’s worth it when I hear her laugh. All my friends are out in bars, but I don’t miss it. In fact, I’m morphing into my parents — I’ve become corny and sensible.

On missing her mother: She misses her mom so much. Right now she’s at the age where she’s noticing that other children in television and in books have moms. She said to me the other day quite seriously, “Where’s my mom?” It was sad but I explained to her, “Your mommy is in the clouds and you’ll see her again one day.”

If you can stand it, click on the photos below for more grotesque shots of Larry, likely raking in the cash, posing with Dannielynn:

Dannielynn in OK!

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With apologies to Liam McDermott and both of Denise Richards' daughters, the most exploited celebrity baby alive has a birthday today.

Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead turns three years old, an occasion her pimp-like father will likely celebrate by taking her to mom Anna Nicole Smith's grave and inviting photographers along for the ride.

That's just how he rolls.

A year ago, Larry Birkhead milked this occasion for all the money he could, placing Dannielynn's adorable mug on the cover of a supermarket tabloid. It's the gift that keeps on giving cash into his bank account and years of therapy to his child.

Today, we just wanna wish Dannielynn a safe, happy, healty, unexploitive birthday. Hurry up and turn 18 so you can emancipate yourself from your money-hungry dad.

Daddy and Dannielynn
  • Dannielynn Birkhead
  • Us Cover Girl

** Update: Dannielynn actually turned three years old on September 7. But we stand by everything else in this story!

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