Dane Cook is considered the best stand up comic in the business right now. We don't know why. We don't find him funny at all. He's been...

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Dane Cook has not received the reaction he was hoping for following last night's Boston Strong benefit event at the TD Garden.

The comedian was one of several big names to raise funds for victims of last month's marathon bombings - joining such acts as Aerosmith and James Taylor - but while everyone else agreed to have their sets broadcast on television and online... Cook refused to live stream his jokes.

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Tweeted Cook in defense of his actions:

“Hey everyone sorry my set was not a part of the live stream or televised! I didn’t want any of the new material to hit the airwaves yet!”

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Is Rihanna cheating on Chris Brown with Dane Cook?

That's the allegation of The National Enquirer (we know, must be a pretty slow gossip week), which says she's doing that to make her man jealous.

"Rihanna has found a way to get back at two-timing bad-boy beau Chris Brown," a source tells the publication. "By hooking up with comedian Dane Cook!”

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Rih and Dane “have been pals for years, but their friendship has heated up in recent months since Rihanna wants to show Chris she’s still a hot commodity.”

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Dane Cook has apologized for being an insensitive jerk bag.

On Thursday night, the unfunny stand-up comedian joked that people inside the Aurora, Colorado movie theater last week were probably wishing they'd be shot because The Dark Knight Rises is such a bad movie.

Shockingly, anyone with an ounce of sympathy and intelligence came down hard on Cook, prompting him to write the following on Twitter:

I am devastated by the recent tragedy in Colorado & did not mean to make light of what happened.

I made a bad judgment call with my material last night & regret making a joke at such a sensitive time. My heart goes out to all of the families & friends of the victims.

And, with that, let's hope the controversy goes away. Along with Cook.

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Six days after the Colorado shooting in Aurora that killed 12 people, Dane Cook took to the stage at The Laugh Factory in Los Angeles and cracked a joke about the massacre.

An incredibly unfunny joke, no less.

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"So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie," Cook said of James Holmes. "And I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of crap...

"I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like ‘ugh f-cking shoot me.’”

Ummm... cue laughter?

What do you think of Cook making this crack?

 

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In news that makes us long for the Chick Wicks era, Julianne Hough had dinner with none other than Dane Cook at Hollywood's Katsuya sushi restaurant Saturday.

The raunchy funnyman and the country cutie, who arrived seperately, left the celeb hot spot eatery in Dane's car, possibly continuing their night elsewhere.

We don't even wanna think about that.

Julianne was previously linked to Jared Followill since her split from Wicks. Guess that never panned out. Now she's back on the market ... or at least she was.

If these two are dating, do you think it's a good match or one you can't possibly see working? Is Dane Cook a step down or a huge step down for the dancer?

Dane Cook and Julianne Hough

This is just wrong. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Dane Cook is an unfunny moron.

At this week's Teen Choice Awards, the formerly popular stand-up comedian took to the stage and called out Vanessa Hudgens.

Not content to simply refer to her multiple-time naked picture scandal, Cook forced the camera to pan to the actress and then couldn't even muster a joke about her. He simply said:

Girl, you gotta keep your clothes on!

As the clip below (which was actually edited out of the broadcast) proves, Vanessa looked far from happy about the mockery:

We'd have less of a problem with the reference if Cook actually made an attempt to be funny or witty. You know, something like:

High School Musical? More like High School Nude-ical!

OR:

Bandslam? More like Band-slammin' Body!

You get the idea.

Instead, Cook just exploited the situation without even trying to be creative. That's extra lame. Don't you agree?

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We heard Raquel Houghton sing for the first time tonight.

But we can already say this about the American Idol contestant: she has better vocal chops than taste in men.

Dane Cook and Julianne Hough

The aspiring crooner dated unfunny comedian Dane Cook for over two years. The couple was first spotted together at the September 2006 premiere of Cook's horrific movie, Employee of the Month.

Raquel Houghton is off to Hollywood! Ex-boyfriend Dane Cook remembers what it was like to be successful there.

"We've been invited to other functions, but this is our first event of this caliber. This is my baby," Cook said of Houghton at the event who he described as "independent and funny — two things I like in a woman."

Houghton - a singer with the quintet The Valli Girls at the time - was escorted down the red carpet by Cook at the film's premiere.

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Dane Cook's half brother - who was also his business manager - has been arrested for allegedly embezzling upwards of $10 million from the celebrity.

Darryl McCauley was charged with three counts of larceny and forgery for bilking the unfunny comedian and alleged actor. Authorities made the arrest after searching his Wilmington, Mass., home and discovered more than $800,000 - in $100 bills.

Massachusetts State Police authorities allege Cook's brother was busted after his latest heist, in which stole the money they old fashioned way - forging a $3 million check from Dane and depositing it in his account. Simple, really.

McCauley, who has been in charge of Dane Cook's financial affairs since his early career in the 1990s, when he merely a little-known unfunny comedian, will be arraigned on Wednesday in Woburn District Court in Massachusetts.

He has surrendered his passport and is being held on $3 million bail. Authorities continue to investigate McCauley, who will return to court in Boston January 15.

We don't know what's more upsetting here - that some guy would actually do this to his own brother, or that Dane Cook possessed $10 million dollars.

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The Lakers are the hottest ticket in L.A. - at least when the happen to be playing the World Champions. Yesterday, the heated Lakers-Boston Celtics rivalry resumed and numerous stars ventured to the Staples Center to take in the action.

For instance, here's Snoop Dogg, wife Shante Broadus and Boston's own Dane Cook cheering on their respective teams. Yeah, we know, it's no Zanessa ...

Snoop Dogg, Dane Cook

Click to enlarge more pictures of celebs (including a DJ AM sighting!) at yesterday's big NBA contest, which was somehow won by Los Angeles, 92-83 ...

  • Mark Wahlberg, Daughter
  • DJ AM Sighting!
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  • Prince and Girlfriend
  • Adam Sandler

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