Crystal Harris

She's busy Dancing with the Stars. But Kendra Wilkinson has taken time to be angry at the old man.

The large-boobed reality star tells E! News she's "pissed off" because she hasn't received a Save the Date yet for his June 18 wedding to Crystal Harris.

"I'm not joking," Kendra says. "If I don't get a save the date, I have another wedding to attend that same day... I'm getting kind of antsy because I need to pick which wedding to go to."

Is Hugh Hefner giving Kendra Wilkinson the kiss-off?

Kendra is directing her anger at Hef's bride-to-be more than the senior citizen himself. She says:

"Crystal that does the wedding planning. She's the girl! If she doesn't give me a save the date soon, I'm going to have to put in my save the date with the other wedding."

It's a good thing this other wedding is an imaginary threat. Imagine how snubbed the couple being used as a back-up plan would feel otherwise.

Is Crystal Harris cheating on fiance Hugh Hefner with Jordan McGraw, son of that blowhard Dr. Phil? What could possibly trigger such a ridiculous rumor?

The fact that she's 24 and Hugh is 84, possibly? Just an idea.

Reports say the lovebirds (Crystal and Jordan) were cozy at the Chateau Marmont in LA on March 14 and that she's "trying to keep the romance low-key."

Too bad "Jordan didn't hide his affections, kissing her shoulder and trying to hold Crystal Harris' hand - still adorned with a 6-carat engagement ring."

Jordan McGraw is the younger of that bloviating windbag Dr. Phil's two sons. The older one, Jay, is married to Playboy model Erica Dahm, interestingly.

But anyway. Jordan and Crystal "are sneaking around because Crystal is supposed to be happily engaged to Hef," a source tells Life & Style.

"Going out in public with Jordan would tarnish Hef and Crystal's image."

We don't really see how. She's obviously going not dating Hef for his virility. Just putting that out there. Will they even make it to the altar?

June 18 is the wedding date. A Playboy representative says Jordan and Crystal's relationship is strictly business ... the business of BONING!

Just kidding. Well, probably. Really we wouldn't be surprised either way.

We have the vital intel on a couple of blockbuster celebrity weddings:

First, Kelsey Grammer will become a husband for the fourth time on Friday, as he ties the knot with Kayte Walsh at the Plaza Hotel in New York City. TMZ has uncovered the reception menu, which includes a wedding cake by designer Sylvia Weinstock, prawns, goat cheese truffles, braised beef shortribs, wild mushrooms, lobster with corn and mango relish...

Gary Shirley should stay as far away as possible.

The Race to the Altar, Divorce Court: Kelsey and Hugh will both give marriage another try this year.

Hugh Hefner, meanwhile, has announced the date on which he'll marry 24-year old Crystal Harris: June 18 at the Playboy Mansion.

"It will be intimate with a close number of friends here at the mansion," Hefner has said of the ceremony. "No big blowout affair. Something very personal."

When it comes to Hugh Hefner's engagement to Crystal Harris, Bridget Marquardt is taking the high road. Or at least the non-Holly road.

Shortly after one of the Playboy founder's exes came out and slammed his fiancee, another busty blonde with extensive wrinkled penis knowledge has come out and offered her former boss/lover nothing but the best.

"I just hope that they're both happy and that they've thought it through and that they're making the right decision," Bridget told E! News. "If so, I'm totally happy for them."

Hugh Hefner has had intercourse with all these woman. Just something to ponder.

Should Hefner have married Madison instead? No, Marquardt says, reasoning:

"She was there for a really long time and she really wanted it. But Holly wanted more than he was able to give. She wants to have kids some day and that's something Hef wasn't really interested in."

Holly Madison claims she had mixed feelings when she first heard Hugh Hefner was engaged to Crystal Harris.

But, in an interview with Life & Style, the often-naked model has clearly unmixed them, making it clear she does not approve of her ex-boyfriend's impending marriage.

"I'd like to see Hef settle down," Holly told the tabloid. "I just want it to be with the right person, and I feel like he's making a hasty decision. I'm not sure Crystal is the best thing for him."

Referring to her fellow giant-breasted blonde as "mysterious," Holly adds that she's wary of Crystal's intentions:

"I've seen a lot of girls try to date Hef, and some have ulterior motives. I don't think it would be a bad idea for him to get to know her a little better. I think it's possible Crystal could break Hef's heart. They could end up divorcing, and she could take half his money."

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In 2008, Holly Madison was the busty blonde rumored to be marrying Hugh Hefner.

Fast forward a couple years, though, and Crystal Harris is the young model engaged to the Playboy founder. How did Madison react to that news when she found out?

"I [was] very surprised," Holly tells E! News. "I have a lot of different feelings on it. I don't just feel one way. I kind of didn't want to put a generic statement out there like 'Congratulations!' because I felt everyone would see through that."

So, what did Madison do? She visited Hef and Harris at the Playboy Mansion this week - with cameras from her reality show in tow, of course.

"I wanted to see him and Crystal and tell everybody face-to-face how I felt. It went very well," she said. "I had a good day."

But did Hefner make a good choice? Who would you rather give it to for the rest of your life?

We are not traditional.

So said Crystal Harris to People when asked about her relationship with Hugh Hefner. The 24-year old wasn't even referring to the age difference between her and her 84-year old fiance, however.

She was simply recounting how Hefner proposed, placing her giant ring inside a Little Mermaid music box and not getting down on one knee.

Hefner, meanwhile, describes Crystal as "totally devoted," adding:

"Her priorities are pretty much our relationship, No. 1 and No. 2 and 3, and you don't always find that. Despite the age disparity, the truth of the matter is we have a great deal in common, we really complement one another, we have a wonderful time together, and I love her."

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I hope it fits.

With these words, Hugh Hefner gifted Crystal Harris with a ring on New Year's Eve and watched as the 24-year old Playmate said yes through tears of joy.

The busty blonde tells E! News she and Hef had discussed marriage at length, so "nothing's changed" now that the engagement is official. As for that three-karat-plus rock? She helped pick it out.

Harris also says the wedding will be small and intimate (just "close friends and family"), will take place at the Mansion and probably be held in the summer.

Will the couple have children?

"I've never really been the wanting children type," she says. "I just have a bunch of different projects I'm working on and that's fun for me so that's what I'm going to do."

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Why would a 24-year old marry an 84-year old?

It's not for the looks, or the stamina or the possibility of raising children together.

But Crystal Harris gave us a hint behind her motivation for becoming Mrs. Hugh Hefner when she Tweeted the following photo of the rock this senior citizen placed on her finger last week:

Would you marry a man 60 years older than you in exchange for this diamond?

Santa Claus presented Hugh Hefner with a busty blonde over the weekend, as the Playboy founder announced via Twitter that he's engaged to 24-year old Crystal Harris. He explained:

"I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve. When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas in memory."

Harris was the Playboy Playmate of December 2009 and moved into the famous Mansion soon afterward.

This will be the third marriage for Hefner, as he finally filed for divorce from Kimberly Conrad last year, following the pair's 1998 separation. He was previously hitched to Mildred Williams; their marriage ended 27 years before Harris was born.

We wish this couple all the Viagra-inspired best!