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Crystal Harris made news this week for saying Hugh Hefner can't satisfy a woman.

But a couple Playmates have come out and stood up for the magazine magnate by saying he definitely knows what to do when girlfriends are lying down.

"I've heard girls say they have a lot of fun in there," Miss June 2004, Hiromi Oshima, told People, while while Dani Mathers, who works at Playboy TV adds: "I think they definitely had sex more than that one time and it wasn't two minutes. Hef definitely has a sex life."

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Hugh Hefner has been spotted with numerous women over the years. But does the mogul do anything with them before closed doors?

Do you think Hugh Hefner still gets some?

 

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Don't pity Hugh Hefner, folks.

Granted, the 85-year old didn't exactly make Crystal Harris scream during their time together. But the Playboy founder says his ex-fiancee is the one who needs your sympathy, following a revealing interview with Howard Stern in which Harris slammed Hef's stamina.

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"I feel sorry for Crystal. She seems lost," Hef Tweeted last night.

What happened to true love into true acrimony?

Hefner added that he did fall for Harris, but he now believes she misled him: "Crystal convinced me that she adored me. That was the first lie."

But the senior citizen is doing just fine, thanks. He's thankful for the new lovely ladies by his side, writing: "I'm happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard."

In fact, Hef Tweeted that he defeated these Playmates at Dominoes last night. It's nice to see he can still come out on top in some areas, even when he can't make others come out on top in other... nevermind.

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Crystal Harris appeared on The Howard Stern Show this morning and had nothing flattering to say about ex-fiance Hugh Hefner. At all.

Asked by the host how long it took for the pair to consummate their relationship, Harris replied "two seconds." Perhaps even more incredible? That's one more second than number of times the pair actually did it!

Harris said she is "not turned on by Hef" and that the couple only had sex one time. Has she ever seen him naked? Nope.

Ah, but is she dating Jordan McGraw? Harris wasn't so chatty about that rumor...

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Hugh Hefner is a twice-divorced 85-year old who strolls around his mansion all day in a bathrobe, attached to multiple beautiful women.

So why the heck did he ever contemplate marrying Crystal Harris?!? The magazine magnate has no idea, he admits in a new interview with Entertainment Tonight.

"Quite frankly, I don't know what I was thinking about," Hefner says, adding that he likely "missed a bullet" and: "I think my natural state is single. I've tried marriage twice, not successfully. These were not the happiest times of my life."

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For these two reasons, we think Hugh Hefner will be okay.

Still, Hef admits he "didn't see any of this coming" and questions why Harris just up and left the mansion instead of having a mature chat about their future. Might reports of another man be valid?

"I think in retrospect, there's something more to this than we all know that will come to light in time," Hefner says. "If Dr. Phil's son is involved, that's certainly only part of the picture."

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Crystal Harris is a 25-year old blonde with an aspiring singing career who chose not to marry an 85-year old who spends all day in a bathrobe.

Tomorrow night at 10 p.m. EST, Lifetime will spend an hour exploring the reasons behind this shocking split.

On Hef's Runaway Bride, the network says it will give viewers an "intimate look at the events and conversations that led up to the breakup." It will feature "new and exclusive interviews with both Hefner and Harris about the end of their relationship."

Because we know readers can't wait another milisecond to watch the special, we present the following trailer to get you excited for it:

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A week ago at this time, the world assumed Crystal Harris would officially be Mrs. Hugh Hefner.

Instead, the model dumped her fiancee on Tuesday and hung out in a VIP cabana at a pool party in Las Vegas.

"I'm doing okay," she told People. "I just had to get away. Today is the day and I just had to get away. I'm going back tonight so I just wanted to get away for the day."

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Holly Madison, who always wanted to marry the Playboy mogul herself, is appalled at Crystal's behavior.

"That's a new low," Holly Tweeted of Harris' partying. "That's disgusting and whoever booked her is tacky."

But, hey, at least this ordeal has given Madison a reason to be in the news again. She ought to be thanking Crystal.

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The rumors are true. Crystal Harris and Jordan McGraw have been banging ...

... out songs together in the studio.

Ever since she bailed on Hugh Hefner days before their wedding, Crystal has been hanging out with McGraw, the son of Dr. Phil and her long-rumored over.

The twosome insists that their relationship is indeed about beautiful music together, but only in the literal sense. Seriously, they are carrying guitars here.

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Sources close to Crystal and Jordan say they've been friends for about a year now and he lent a shoulder to cry on when she fled the Playboy Mansion.

They've been holed up in a Hollywood recording studio working on Crystal's new album. Despite Crystal's newly-single status, she insists it's platonic.

Maybe to her. As Chris Rock said, men do not have platonic friends, only women they haven't slept with YET. No way Jordan's not angling to tap that.

Guess we'll see. But after the way this played out, Hef may want to think about stronger language on his Playboy cover-altering sticker.

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Hugh Hefner is a really nice guy and reeling emotionally after being dumped by Crystal Harris, but that didn't stop him from gaining a little revenge.

The publisher is making sure all copies of July's Crystal Harris Playboy cover come with a giant asterisk of sorts - a red "RUNAWAY BRIDE" sticker!

Before she dumped Hef and called off their wedding, he had already agreed to give her the July cover with the headline, "Mrs. Crystal Hefner."

Too late for a new cover model. Not too late for this:

  • Crystal Harris Playboy Cover: Runaway Bride Edition!
  • Crystal Harris Playboy Cover

A ton of copies have already been shipped without the sticker, TMZ reports, but Hefner insists that the big, red mark WILL appear on ALL newsstands.

Way to go, Hef, poking fun at a tough situation and getting back at his ex-fiancee at the same time. Our only complaint is that it's not big enough.

Another idea to help ease the pain? Moving on by dating one of several dozen Crystal Harris carbon copies that already live in HIS OWN HOUSE.

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Was Crystal Harris cheating on Hugh Hefner with Dr. Phil's son, Jordan McGraw? Does she really want a career in music? Why is it surprising news that a 25-year old would choose not to marry an 85-year old?

Yes, there are numerous questions surrounding the split of Harris and Hefner, mostly because it took place five days prior to their wedding date.

But this much we know for certain: Playboy couldn't have timed its latest cover any worse. Take a look at the name by which it refers to Harris on the cover:

Crystal Harris Playboy Cover

Seriously, though, what really happened between the couple?

Crystal was a guest on Ryan Seacest's radio program this morning and said there was no big falling out: "It was mutual between Hef and I, there was no fight, we sat down and we talked about it."

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It's definitely over for Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner.

The Playboy founder acknowledged via Twitter yesterday that his 25-year old fiancee walked out on him five days prior to their wedding, and now Harris has also confirmed the split.

"After much deep reflection and thought, I have decided to end my engagement with Hef," Harris said in a statement. "I have the utmost respect for Hef and wish him the best going forward."

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So, why did Crystal make this decision, aside from the obvious (dude is REALLY old!)? Sources have linked her to Jordan McGraw, but Harris' rep says this chatter is a "complete fabrication."

Instead, according to various insiders, the problems came down to money and music. TMZ quotes those in the know as saying Harris was annoyed by her "couple hundred dollar" per week allowance, and felt like she didn't have the freedom necessary to pursue a singing career.

It's unclear how this could be the case, though. Aren't 85-year olds asleep by six every night?

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