Cris Judd is a backup dancer. Ex of J. Lo. Pretty much all he's known for.

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There's a faction among us who might say that people like Michael Sam would ruin the sanctity of marriage should gay marriage be made legal nationwide.

But those people obviously aren't looking at the frequent break-ups taking place in Hollywood. Stars who make it more than a year in a marriage are something of a novelty.

Five years? INCONCEIVABLE! 

Britney Spears married Jason Alexander for a whopping 55 hours; Kim Kardashian was married to Kris Humphries for 72 days before they split (their divorce, however, took 581 days to be finalized). 

The price tag on that fairytale happily-ever-three-months-from-now? Around $10 million dollars. (But her wedding to Kanye West? That's coming in at $30 million.)

INSANITY. And they're not alone. Far from it, in fact.

Take a look at the 13 shortest celebrity marriages ...

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian
A mere 72 days after saying "I do," Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian said "I don't anymore." Their divorce took 581 DAYS!

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Jennifer Lopez's first ex-husband, Ojani Noa, is making headlines by threatening to release nude tapes of the music star from their short union together.

Choreographer Cris Judd, best known for his two-year marriage to J. Lo, is also in the news this week - but only because he decided to get married again.

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

He and Kelly A. Wolfe have tied the knot in a small ceremony with about 35 guests in Laguna Beach, Calif., the dancer tells Us Weekly. Sounds delightful.

"It was completely and utterly perfect," says Judd, who adds that the couple even wrote their own vows, which made the wedding ceremony "fantastic."

Former Mr. J. Lo Cris Judd is now Mr. Kelly A. Wolfe!

He and Wolfe have been together for about nine months. Earlier this month, tabloids reported that the Juddster popped the question in San Francisco.

Judd knew "pretty much right away" he wanted to marry Wolfe: "She's beautiful and she's fantastic," he said. "It's just so easy to be around each other."

Any honeymoon plans for the pair?

"Not right now," Judd said.

Oh well.

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If Kevin Federline ever needs advice on how to handle his impending divorce from Britney Spears, all he has to do is try not to emulate Spears herself.

Seriously, dog. Whatever she's doing, do the opposite. Put on pants when you go out in public. Try to stay off drugs. And whatever you do, steer clear of Paris Hilton's pussy!

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But if he ever needs a little input from a male perspective, he can always turn to Cris Judd. That's right, the little-known ex-husband of Jennifer Lopez and former backup dancer is reaching out to the K-Hole.

Judd was married to that crazy Scientology-loving diva for just over a year and sympathises with K-Fed for having to endure a high-profile split while constantly in the spotlight.

"It's difficult," he said.

The 37-year-old has moved on since his divorce from Jennifer and is now in the midst of hosting Dance Like We Do, a new reality show based on the classic film Dirty Dancing.

Judd says he knows what Kevin Federline is experiencing, especially being in the public eye.

"It's all about how you handle yourself. Keep your head up, you know. You have to live day by day now," said C-Judd to K-Fed.