by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Let the countdown to her porn career begin!

Courtney Stodden, the plastic wannabe reality star with a terrible singing voice who is married to 51-year old Doug Hutchison, is now 18 years old. She celebrates her birthday today.

Courtney Stodden with Doug Hutchison

Stodden rose to quasi fame last year when she married her MUCH older actor of a husband and proceeded to take Kim Kardashian-like behavior to new extremes.

Lacking a sex tape and a rich family, however, Courtney has resorted instead to X-rated Tweets, very low cut dresses and strange vegetable commercials. It's both sad and hilarious, really.

Relive the past year of this desperate D-list star's life now via the following photo montage and send in your best birthday wishes:

  • Courtney Stodden in Los Angeles
  • Courtney Stodden Twit Pic
  • Courtney Stodden Fashion
  • Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison in Los Angeles
  • Courtney Stodden Facebook Photo
  • Courtney Stodden Music Video Still
  • Sad Stodden
  • Making Like Sharon Tate
  • Courtney Stodden Picture

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

The King of Pop celebrated a posthumous birthday today.

The Queen of Pathetic Publicity Stunts, meanwhile, also turned another year older. No, not Kim Kardashian.

Courtney Stodden is now 17, an age where it's appropriate to tell everyone about the lingerie your 51-year old husband reportedly bought for you. The aspiring singer said of the underwear to Radar Online:

"I'm so happy. This is the best birthday ever. 17 is going to be even better than 16 because I'm going to spend the whole year with my wonderful husband!"

Sad Stodden

And how did Stodden celebrate her final evening as a 16-year old? With the following Tweets, which we are seriously NOT making up:

  1. While I lie beneath this sizzling-sun, the popsicle that I am sweetly sucking on begins to melt & drips irresistibly all over my moist body!
  2. Celebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! ;-)

Seriously, Doug Hutchison, there's something else you could have given your wife for her birthday: a shred of dignity.