We hope you are sitting down, readers. Because the following news is legitimately shocking.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have turned down a reality TV offer, actually declining an invitation from VH1 to appear on Relationship Rehab. No, seriously. They said no.

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Courtney Stodden really wants you to believe that she's all natural.

The seemingly plastic 17-year old will be featured on an episode of Dr. Drew's Lifechangers tomorrow, during which she'll actually undergo an ultrasound in order to prove she's never had a boob job.

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It costs $10,000 to interview Courtney Stodden. But it costs nothing to speak to the woman whose role model is clearly Kris Jenner, right down to her first name and her job as the manager of a young woman whose only talent is wearing tight tops.

Yes, Krista Keller is happy to talk about her daughter. Any time. Anywhere. For any duration.

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In Wednesday's THG Caption Contest, we asked readers to come up with the best one for this photo of Doug Hutchison, Courtney Stodden and Dr. Drew.

You had plenty of material to make up funny captions here, and you delivered. Our winner is casper cat. Nice work! The winning now appears below.

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This just in: Facebook simply cannot handle the raw sex appeal of Courtney Stodden.

That's the only explanation the 17-year old's attention-ravenous mother can come up with for why the social networking site has removed multiple fan pages dedicated to her daughter.

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Courtney Stodden Biography

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Courtney Stodden is a 16-year old singer. She's never had a hit of any kind, but she made news in the summer of 2011 for marrying Doug... More »
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