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Editor's Note: We feel as dirty writing this as you feel reading about it.

But Courtney Stodden has given us no choice.

The 16-year old aspiring singer - who is marred to a non-creepy 51-year old, who is on birth control and whose breasts might be real - recently posted for a photo shoot in which she made like Pamela Anderson in that actress' most iconic role.

"Just completed my session; Court does Pam! XO's," Stodden Tweeted of the following shout-out to Baywatch, which prompts us to ask readers to compare these looks and decide: Who would you rather...

And the Winner is?

Courtney Stodden wants to be compared to Pamela Anderson. Have at it, in that case, readers. Vote now! View Poll »

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Krista Stodden doesn't understand what all the fuss is about.

Yes, her daughter is 16. And, sure, she married a 51-year old. But Doug Hutchison "looks like he’s in his early 30s," the mother of Courtney Stodden told Radar Online this week, while her daughter "looks like she’s in her late 20s."

And looks are really all that matter, right?

Doug Hutchison Photo

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Krista, who really wants you to know about her child's boobs, also insists that Hutchison is a "great guy."

"He’s not creepy," she said. "It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug."

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Thanks to the mother of Courtney Stodden, we already know a great deal about this 16-year old's breasts.

Now, Krista Stodden is giving us a uterus update: it's covered!

"She's on birth control because she would prefer to wait for children," the attention-starved parent told Radar Online of her daughter's family plans with 51-year old mate Doug Hutchison. "I think Doug would love to have children, but Courtney wants to wait a few years."

Courtney Stodden Image

Big fans of God - He brought the pair together, after all - Stodden and Hutchison would move forward with a child if "something happened," Krista said: "We do not believe in abortion, so if God blesses them that would be ok."

For now, though, Krista says Doug is teaching Courtney "how to boil an egg." Similarly, Dina Lohan is teaching Krista how to milk every ounce of publicity one can from one's daughter's personal escapades.

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For a couple so in love, Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden sure spend a lot of time in front of the camera - and not in the romantic, kinky, Kim Kardashian/Ray J kind of way.

Why do this 51-year old and 16-year continue to give interviews about their marriage?

"We have to have a sense of humor about it," Hutchison told E! last night, saying he sees their media appearances as "a forum to hopefully help people change their perspective and expand their minds about love."

They also happen to be a chance for Stodden to discuss her career and shoot down plastic surgery chatter ("God was her only plastic surgeon," her husband says).

Hutchison and Stodden have released their wedding photos to E!, as well. We've posted a couple below. Check them out now and decide: are these two truly in love with each other?

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The Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Look-We're-Really-In-Love-And-Not-Out-For-Publicity-Publicity Tour stopped by Father Albert this week.

Yes, that's really a show.

In an interview with host Albert Cutie, the 51-year old actor agrees with his 16-year old wife: a higher power brought them together.

"God connects us," Hutchison says. "When you meet that someone you love, there's something inside that's leading you towards that person."

Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

During the conversation, Stodden once again claims she was a virgin prior to her wedding night and adds that Hutchison is her fantasy come true. After all, the guy is an actor!

"He's my acting coach. I have a built- in acting coach! How many girls [would want that]? That's their dream, and I fell in love with my dream."

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Courtney Stodden, 16, and Doug Hutchison, 51, swear their marriage is not a publicity stunt. To prove it, they went on a national talk show this week.

The couple, whose marriage in May created quite the stir due to their age difference, appeared on Good Morning America yesterday and said the relationship was "totally innocent" at first, focused on business.

Stodden made the first flirty move over email, Hutchison said, adding that he then sensed "a struggle inside my heart... because I had already started falling for her."

Hutchison called Stodden's mother, who is on record supporting the couple, and said: 

"I said, Krista, I don't know if you know this or not, but your daughter and I are falling in love.... If you and [Courtney's father, Alex Stodden] have any misgivings whatsoever about this... I will respect you, and Courtney will respect you. And we will step back."

Doug was given his now mother-in-law's blessing, which thrilled Courtney.

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Courtney Stodden is a 16-year old who married a 51-year old last month, actor Doug Hutchison.

But that may not have been the most random thing this aspiring singer even did this year. About six months ago, Stodden recorded an anti-bullying PSA. A good cause? Absolutely.

Also a self-serving ego trip for the the teenager, who describes herself below as a recording artist/model/actress/model/TV hostess, claims she deals with cyberbullies on a "daily basis" and, twice, reminds viewers her breasts are real? Yes.

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At least Courtney Stodden is now making headlines for reasons other than the fact that she married a 51-year old man.

In defending her daughter's decision to wed a husband 35 years her senior, Krista Stodden said yesterday that her child has "real breasts" and is "not plastic." What did this have to do with anything? We have no clue.

But is it even the truth?

Courtney Stodden Picture

Photos posted on Courtney Stodden's official website give us a revealing look at the former beauty pageant contestant's body. Sit back, analyze every inch and decide:

Did she undergo plastic surgery?

 

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Courtney Stodden is a 16-year old who married a 51-year old, veteran actor Doug Hutchison.

But the aspiring singer's mother sees nothing wrong with this union, giving it her full blessing in a statement released soon after news of the couple's May 20th wedding went public this week:

"We are totally supportive of this marriage," said Krista Stodden, who had to sign off to make it legal. "Doug is a wonderful man and we love him. They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this. Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl."

Mrs. Stodden also wants to set the record straight about her daughter's body, adding: "She has real breasts, real lips, she's not plastic."

Awww, so as you can see, Courtney and Doug are just two people who met, fell in love and... wait, what?!?

What do you think of the relationship between Stodden - whose career, based on the video above, needs all the help it can get - and Hutchison?

 

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Doug Hutchison is a veteran actor best known for roles in The Green Mile, Lost and 24. He is 51 years old.

Courtney Alexis Stodden is an aspiring country singer. She is 16 years old.

Over the weekend, the couple got married in Las Vegas.

Doug Hutchison in Punisher: War Zone

Doug Hutchison is seen here in Punisher: War Zone. Many likely believe he should be starring in Pedophile: Gross Zone.

Based on Nevada law, one of Stodden's parents had to sign off on the union, as the pair acknowledged its age difference via the following statement:

"We're aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial. But we're very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless."

Do you buy that message? What do you think of this marriage?

 

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Courtney Stodden Biography

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