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In Wednesday's THG Caption Contest, we asked readers to come up with the best one for this photo of Doug Hutchison, Courtney Stodden and Dr. Drew.

You had plenty of material to make up funny captions here, and you delivered. Our winner is casper cat. Nice work! The winning now appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to my aura and morelike40. Thanks to all of you for playing as always, and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Courtney, Doug and Drew

"I remember the day my wife was born like it was yesterday ..."

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

What did teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have to say about her infamous pumpkin patch skank-fest in a sitdown with Dr. Drew?

Well, you tell us! Send in your captions for the image seen here!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s). Go to it! We will announce a winner Thursday. Best of luck, all ...

Courtney, Doug and Drew

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Courtney Stodden got ejected from a pumpkin patch this weekend for... well, being Courtney Stodden.

According to reports, the 17-year old and her middle-aged husband, Doug Hutchison, were simply minding their own business in Santa Clarita Valley, getting into the Halloween spirit, when parents around them complained about Stodden's revealing outfit. 

It was comprised of a plaid shirt, tied into a knot on her bare stomach, and short jean shorts.

Courtney Stodden Close Up


Adria Fauldoner of the Lombardi Pumpkin Patch backs up the story, telling E! News that Stodden exhibited "inappropriate behavior."

"We try to keep our wholesome reputation," Fauldoner said. "There wasn't anything in particular they were doing - just inappropriate."

How did Courtney respond to this alleged diss? By appropriately quoting John 7:24, of course: "Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment," she Tweeted.

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Facebook is very, very sorry.

The company has issued an apology to Courtney Stodden and reinstated her access after it had denied it for "inappropriate sexual conduct," a fact that became public once her mother said Courtney is too sexy for Mark Zuckerberg's creation.

Courtney Stodden Facebook Pic

"This page was removed in error and has been restored," Facebook said in a statement to E! News. "We apologize for any inconvenience this has caused."

Inconvenience?!? The situation gave Stodden's mom yet another chance to make headlines. She'll probably send Facebook a muffin basket.

"We're happy that it was finally addressed, as I'm sure many others have dealt with similar abuse and didn't know they could do anything about it," Keller says, once again comparing this incident to actual bullying: "Putting a stop to cyber bullying is something Courtney is very involved in. She's happy something was done!"

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This just in: Facebook simply cannot handle the raw sex appeal of Courtney Stodden.

That's the only explanation the 17-year old's attention-ravenous mother can come up with for why the social networking site has removed multiple fan pages dedicated to her daughter.

"It's the jealousy from the women towards her," Krista Keller tells E! News. "The men love her, the women hate her.  The women report the photo because it's so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she's too sexy, they all report her together, and it's done."

Courtney Stodden Facebook Photo

Stodden recently went into detail about her awesome wedding night sex, but her mom insists there's nothing inappropriate on these pages.

"She has never done any nudity," Keller says. "Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It's just her in a bathing suit!"

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Courtney Stodden may have been a virgin in May, but the then-16-year old went to Marmont Chateau in Hollywood on her wedding night and made up for lost boning with husband Doug Hutchinson. Big time. Oooohhhh gross yeah!

"I was aroused for 24 hours straight,” Courtney tells Radar Online, which must have been awkward because Hutchinson is 51. He was likely asleep by 9 p.m.

Asked by website readers what should would study in college if her singing career somehow falls apart, Stodden replied: "All of Doug. All of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun."

So is that why she's attracted to her middle-aged man? Nope. Courtney said of how the actor inspires her: “He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me."

Don't worry, there's plenty more insight to come from Courtney Stodden. She and Hutchinson will soon star in their own reality show.

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It's as depressing as it is unsurprising: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson will star in their own reality show.

The rumor that got started a soon as this 17-year old married this 51-year old is now a fact, confirmed this week by Courtney's attention-starved mother Krista. She tells Radar Online that her daughter and her creepy son-in-law have signed with Roy Bank, the president of Merv Griffin Entertainment.

Courtney Stodden Music Video Still

"We are proud that we were able to find the perfect producer for our reality show and are thrilled to be working with this prestigious production company," Krista says, previewing the series to come by adding:

"They are going to be very, very open about their lives. They want everybody to see their life. Nothing is off limits."

We know, Krista. The couple made that obvious by getting married in the first place.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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The King of Pop celebrated a posthumous birthday today.

The Queen of Pathetic Publicity Stunts, meanwhile, also turned another year older. No, not Kim Kardashian.

Courtney Stodden is now 17, an age where it's appropriate to tell everyone about the lingerie your 51-year old husband reportedly bought for you. The aspiring singer said of the underwear to Radar Online:

"I'm so happy. This is the best birthday ever. 17 is going to be even better than 16 because I'm going to spend the whole year with my wonderful husband!"

Sad Stodden

And how did Stodden celebrate her final evening as a 16-year old? With the following Tweets, which we are seriously NOT making up:

  1. While I lie beneath this sizzling-sun, the popsicle that I am sweetly sucking on begins to melt & drips irresistibly all over my moist body!
  2. Celebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! ;-)

Seriously, Doug Hutchison, there's something else you could have given your wife for her birthday: a shred of dignity.

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In a true testament to their God-based connection, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison will soon star in their very own reality show.

The 16-year old and her 51-year old husband made this startling announcement during an interview this week with Australian's The Morning Show.

“We’ve been seduced by a lot of producers, wanting to do a reality TV show and we’re in negotiations right now with a very prominent producer,” Hutchison said. “We’re talking about the possibility of taking it to networks.”

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Interview Photo

Stodden jumped in to explain the series would be "out of this world," which is pretty much where most people want to see this sickening twosome end up.

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Courtney Stodden is at it again.

No, she hasn't married another 51-year old actor in one of the more disturbing, desperate cries for attention that we can recall.

But the young singer has paid supposed homage to a classic beauty by donning a similar bathing suit and striking a similar pose. A few days after we uncovered an image of Stodden making like Pamela Anderson, an image of a then-15-year old Courtney has emerged. Here, she channels Farrah Fawcett from the latter's Charlie's Angels days:

Courtney Stodden vs. Farrah

Who looks better in her red bathing suit?

 

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