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Brace yourselves, music fans. Courtney Stodden is back in the recording studio.

The 17-year old pair of breasts and her 51-year old husband, Doug Hutchinson, were spotted on Friday walking into a recording studio in Orange County, where Stodden reportedly spent the afternoon with two producers working on a new single.

"People have been contacting me all the time asking when my next song is coming out," Courtney lied said, refusing to reveal any more details.

A look at Stodden's Tweets from her studio session don't uncover many other clues about the track, either, as she simply wrote over the weekend:

While hardcore hits dominate my every move - I suddenly strip - & jump on top of a sexy sports car as I begin to wash it uncontrollably!

She later added: Smoothly shooting whipped cream into the erotic air and watching it as it lustfully lands on all the right places of my candy-coated body...

Speaking of which: if you show Courtney yours, she'll evidently show you hers. Good luck with that!

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Beware, Twitter users. Courtney Stodden is on the prowl again.

The talentless 17-year old - who made headlines in 2011 for marrying a 51-year old actor and never not flaunting her cleavage - posted the following photo on her social networking account today, along with a caption that reads:

Come get down & dirty w/me while we floor flash together! I showed you mine... now show me yours. I'll RT the hottest!

Courtney Stodden Twit Pic

Stodden has frequently taken to Twitter and shared her supposedly seductive thoughts.

The floor above, meanwhile, has reported a burning sensation every time it pees.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Welcome back to the Tournament of THG, where fans determine the most popular celebrity of the year by casting their votes in our recently-unveiled bracket.

The concept is simple. Vote for your favorite of the two stars in each poll. Done.

Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

In other first-round matchups, Kim Kardashian is getting pummeled by Kate Middleton, as the Duchess' sister Pippa Middleton and Charlie Sheen square off.

Kristen Stewart and Miley Cyrus are currently neck and neck, as are Selena Gomez and Robert Pattinson. Voting is still open in those matchups as well!

Your next contest: Katy Perry vs. Courtney Stodden. Who do you like more? Vote!

And the Winner is?

Who's your favorite celeb, Katy Perry or Courtney Stodden? Your votes will decide the winner of this first round matchup in the first Annual Tournament of THG! View Poll »

Poll is now closed! Here are the results:

Katy Perry
90.8%

Courtney Stodden
9.2%

Total Votes: 2749

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We hope you are sitting down, readers. Because the following news is legitimately shocking.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have turned down a reality TV offer, actually declining an invitation from VH1 to appear on Relationship Rehab. No, seriously. They said no.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Strike Pose

"Though Doug and Courtney considered the offer, in the end they felt that this wasn't a perfect fit for the kind of show they wanted to do," an insider told Radar Online.

Relationship Rehab will follow around various couples and provide them with therapists and counseling sessions, which is a significant reason - according to this source - why the pair chose not to appear. Their relationship is supposedly just fine.

"There has been a lot of speculation about their marriage and a lot of people are just waiting for the inevitable train wreck to happen, but Doug and Courtney have an incredibly strong relationship and seem very happy together," the source said. "So doing a show about going into 'rehab' just doesn't make sense for them."

Guess that makes sense. Stodden's life does rule, after all.

[Photo: WENN.com]

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Hate on her all you want, haters. Courtney Stodden doesn't care.

This future sex tape star says in a new interview with VH1's The Fab Life that her life is "wonderful." Largely thanks to whipped, elderly husband Doug Hutchison.

Courtney Stodden Fashion

"He picks up my coffee beans that I spill not he floor. He picks up my foundation," says Stodden. "He picks up my feathers from my big robe that I wear."

And how does Courtney repair such a loyal man? How do you think?

"I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you've ever seen," she says.

Watch this video interview below and do your best to keep your lunch down. Warning: it won't be easy.

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Courtney Stodden has made quite the impression on celebrity gossip followers since she arrived - cleavage out, God blessed - in our lives this May, soon after the 17-year old blow-up doll married 51-year old actor Doug Hutchison.

The aspiring singer and soon-to-be reality star has provided endless, mostly harmless entertainment... until this weekend.

Young wife and middle-aged husband went for a stroll around The Grove in Los Angeles a couple days ago, searing an image in at least one onlooker's mind that can never be undone. Just look at the expression on the following toddler's face (bottom, left) after Courtney passes him by. The poor child may never regain his innocence...

  • Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison in Los Angeles
  • Typical Courtney Stodden Fashion

Also of hilarious note? The expression on the woman's face behind Stodden and Hutchison. It turns from amusement to abject horror. Trust us, random Los Angeles resident. We can relate.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Courtney Stodden knows something about dating an older man and about flaunting one's love in public.

Therefore, a couple weeks after rumors first surfaced that Demi Lovato was hooking up again with Wilmer Valderrama, an actor 12 years her senior, Stodden has come out and expressed her support for Team Dilmer.

  • Demi Lovato in Canada
  • Doug Hutchinson and Courtney Stodden Wedding Pic

"I find it beautiful for any couple who finds love, regardless of the age differences," Courtney told E! News.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Courtney Stodden really wants you to believe that she's all natural.

The seemingly plastic 17-year old will be featured on an episode of Dr. Drew's Lifechangers tomorrow, during which she'll actually undergo an ultrasound in order to prove she's never had a boob job.

"A knife has never touched this body," Stodden tells viewers, adding: "I was born this way out of the womb."

What will be the ultrasound results?!? You'll need to tune in and find out.

As for a tour of her and Doug Hutchison's bedroom? Check it out below.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It costs $10,000 to interview Courtney Stodden. But it costs nothing to speak to the woman whose role model is clearly Kris Jenner, right down to her first name and her job as the manager of a young woman whose only talent is wearing tight tops.

Yes, Krista Keller is happy to talk about her daughter. Any time. Anywhere. For any duration.

"Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attention she gets," Keller tells The Daily Beast in a new interview when asked about her teenager's marriage to 51-year old Doug Hutchison.

Krista says she monitored the emails between Hutchison and Stodden and it was clear the actor loved her daughter "for her heart." As opposed to for her breasts, which Keller wants you to know are real.

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by Free Britney at . Comments

In Wednesday's THG Caption Contest, we asked readers to come up with the best one for this photo of Doug Hutchison, Courtney Stodden and Dr. Drew.

You had plenty of material to make up funny captions here, and you delivered. Our winner is casper cat. Nice work! The winning now appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to my aura and morelike40. Thanks to all of you for playing as always, and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Courtney, Doug and Drew

"I remember the day my wife was born like it was yesterday ..."

Courtney Stodden Biography

Courtney Stodden Picture Courtney Stodden is a 16-year old singer. She's never had a hit of any kind, but she made news in the summer of 2011 for marrying Doug... More »
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