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Courtney Stodden may have been a virgin in May, but the then-16-year old went to Marmont Chateau in Hollywood on her wedding night and made up for lost boning with husband Doug Hutchinson. Big time. Oooohhhh gross yeah!

"I was aroused for 24 hours straight,” Courtney tells Radar Online, which must have been awkward because Hutchinson is 51. He was likely asleep by 9 p.m.

Asked by website readers what should would study in college if her singing career somehow falls apart, Stodden replied: "All of Doug. All of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun."

So is that why she's attracted to her middle-aged man? Nope. Courtney said of how the actor inspires her: “He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me."

Don't worry, there's plenty more insight to come from Courtney Stodden. She and Hutchinson will soon star in their own reality show.

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It's as depressing as it is unsurprising: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson will star in their own reality show.

The rumor that got started a soon as this 17-year old married this 51-year old is now a fact, confirmed this week by Courtney's attention-starved mother Krista. She tells Radar Online that her daughter and her creepy son-in-law have signed with Roy Bank, the president of Merv Griffin Entertainment.

Courtney Stodden Music Video Still

"We are proud that we were able to find the perfect producer for our reality show and are thrilled to be working with this prestigious production company," Krista says, previewing the series to come by adding:

"They are going to be very, very open about their lives. They want everybody to see their life. Nothing is off limits."

We know, Krista. The couple made that obvious by getting married in the first place.

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The King of Pop celebrated a posthumous birthday today.

The Queen of Pathetic Publicity Stunts, meanwhile, also turned another year older. No, not Kim Kardashian.

Courtney Stodden is now 17, an age where it's appropriate to tell everyone about the lingerie your 51-year old husband reportedly bought for you. The aspiring singer said of the underwear to Radar Online:

"I'm so happy. This is the best birthday ever. 17 is going to be even better than 16 because I'm going to spend the whole year with my wonderful husband!"

Sad Stodden

And how did Stodden celebrate her final evening as a 16-year old? With the following Tweets, which we are seriously NOT making up:

  1. While I lie beneath this sizzling-sun, the popsicle that I am sweetly sucking on begins to melt & drips irresistibly all over my moist body!
  2. Celebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! ;-)

Seriously, Doug Hutchison, there's something else you could have given your wife for her birthday: a shred of dignity.

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In a true testament to their God-based connection, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison will soon star in their very own reality show.

The 16-year old and her 51-year old husband made this startling announcement during an interview this week with Australian's The Morning Show.

“We’ve been seduced by a lot of producers, wanting to do a reality TV show and we’re in negotiations right now with a very prominent producer,” Hutchison said. “We’re talking about the possibility of taking it to networks.”

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Interview Photo

Stodden jumped in to explain the series would be "out of this world," which is pretty much where most people want to see this sickening twosome end up.

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Courtney Stodden is at it again.

No, she hasn't married another 51-year old actor in one of the more disturbing, desperate cries for attention that we can recall.

But the young singer has paid supposed homage to a classic beauty by donning a similar bathing suit and striking a similar pose. A few days after we uncovered an image of Stodden making like Pamela Anderson, an image of a then-15-year old Courtney has emerged. Here, she channels Farrah Fawcett from the latter's Charlie's Angels days:

Courtney Stodden vs. Farrah

Who looks better in her red bathing suit?

 

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Editor's Note: We feel as dirty writing this as you feel reading about it.

But Courtney Stodden has given us no choice.

The 16-year old aspiring singer - who is marred to a non-creepy 51-year old, who is on birth control and whose breasts might be real - recently posted for a photo shoot in which she made like Pamela Anderson in that actress' most iconic role.

"Just completed my session; Court does Pam! XO's," Stodden Tweeted of the following shout-out to Baywatch, which prompts us to ask readers to compare these looks and decide: Who would you rather...

And the Winner is?

Courtney Stodden wants to be compared to Pamela Anderson. Have at it, in that case, readers. Vote now! View Poll »

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Krista Stodden doesn't understand what all the fuss is about.

Yes, her daughter is 16. And, sure, she married a 51-year old. But Doug Hutchison "looks like he’s in his early 30s," the mother of Courtney Stodden told Radar Online this week, while her daughter "looks like she’s in her late 20s."

And looks are really all that matter, right?

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What do you think of Doug Hutchinson's marriage to Courtney Stodden? VOTE NOW!

Krista, who really wants you to know about her child's boobs, also insists that Hutchison is a "great guy."

"He’s not creepy," she said. "It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug."

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Thanks to the mother of Courtney Stodden, we already know a great deal about this 16-year old's breasts.

Now, Krista Stodden is giving us a uterus update: it's covered!

"She's on birth control because she would prefer to wait for children," the attention-starved parent told Radar Online of her daughter's family plans with 51-year old mate Doug Hutchison. "I think Doug would love to have children, but Courtney wants to wait a few years."

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Big fans of God - He brought the pair together, after all - Stodden and Hutchison would move forward with a child if "something happened," Krista said: "We do not believe in abortion, so if God blesses them that would be ok."

For now, though, Krista says Doug is teaching Courtney "how to boil an egg." Similarly, Dina Lohan is teaching Krista how to milk every ounce of publicity one can from one's daughter's personal escapades.

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For a couple so in love, Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden sure spend a lot of time in front of the camera - and not in the romantic, kinky, Kim Kardashian/Ray J kind of way.

Why do this 51-year old and 16-year continue to give interviews about their marriage?

"We have to have a sense of humor about it," Hutchison told E! last night, saying he sees their media appearances as "a forum to hopefully help people change their perspective and expand their minds about love."

They also happen to be a chance for Stodden to discuss her career and shoot down plastic surgery chatter ("God was her only plastic surgeon," her husband says).

Hutchison and Stodden have released their wedding photos to E!, as well. We've posted a couple below. Check them out now and decide: are these two truly in love with each other?

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The Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Look-We're-Really-In-Love-And-Not-Out-For-Publicity-Publicity Tour stopped by Father Albert this week.

Yes, that's really a show.

In an interview with host Albert Cutie, the 51-year old actor agrees with his 16-year old wife: a higher power brought them together.

"God connects us," Hutchison says. "When you meet that someone you love, there's something inside that's leading you towards that person."

Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

During the conversation, Stodden once again claims she was a virgin prior to her wedding night and adds that Hutchison is her fantasy come true. After all, the guy is an actor!

"He's my acting coach. I have a built- in acting coach! How many girls [would want that]? That's their dream, and I fell in love with my dream."

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