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Courtney Stodden has somehow gotten over the pain in her foot, captured brilliantly in the first episode of her Web series, and released a new single.

It's titled "Reality" and it's all about "clubbing and dancing with your sexy partner,” Stodden tells Fox News. "It’s a story about lust. It’s about falling in love with someone. Is it in your head, or is it lust?"

Such a profound question from the 17-year old.

Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Paparazzi Pic

Stodden has also produced the track "Don't Put It On Me," which has somehow racked up 4.5 million YouTube hits to date.

But she says that one was "tongue and cheek." The latest is serious, dammit!

“I love Jesse Jay, Usher and Britney Spears, but I wanted to keep my own frame of mind and create something that’s different from the music out right now," Stodden says, in case you were about to compare her to Usher.

"Reality" hits iTunes tomorrow and you can try to listen to the song below.

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Earlier this week, Courtney Stodden encouraged fans to eat their vegetables and then jumped rope for a bit.

But the 17-year old apparently has a lot more to say and she's doing it YouTube style, as she and sketchy husband Doug Hutchinson could not find a network to air their proposed reality show.

So in the first edition of the couple's Web series (titled "Courtney's Countdown" because it will air up until Stodden turns 18 in August, at which time we're guessing she and Hutchinson will star in a different sort of video...), we watch as Stodden whines about her injured foot to both her man and her mom.

It's riveting stuff. You won't be able to look away:

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She has risen to fame due to her obsession with man meat, but Courtney Stodden now claims to be a vegetarian.

In fact, this plastic 17-year old has made it her life mission to make headlines in any way humanly possible encourage others to realize just how healthy - and, surprisingly, just how sexy - the life of a vegetarian can be.

Case in point: the latest result from one of Courtney's supermarket trips. Watch her fondle a poor piece of produce in the following video:

This aspiring celebrity also wants to help fans burn calories. How so? Jump role along with Stodden and her boobs now!

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Forget Dair versus Chair. Another feud is brewing on Gossip Girl: Blair Waldorf versus... Courtney Stodden?!?

On this week's episode of that CW drama, Dan and Blair lamented their boring roll in the sack via the following exchange:

Blair: "That was terrible... like the least sexy thing since Courtney Stodden.
Dan: I don't know who that is, but it's much worse."

  • Courtney Stodden in Los Angeles
  • Blair Waldorf Photo

Sort of funny, right? Not to the 17-year old piece of plastic who makes Kim Kardashian look talented.

"Oh Blair... If Dan was with me, I would have shown him a waaay better time! xxx #gossipgirl @gossipgirl," Courtney Tweeted in response, proving that she's far more adept at showing cleavage than a sense of humor.

Courtney Stodden, folks. You know you don't love her.

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How can you enjoy a meal when you're killing a life?

So asks Courtney Stodden in the following video, which features the 17-year old plastic celebrity explaining why she's a vegetarian, urging viewers to adopt a furry friend when in the market for a new pet and, of course, showing off her cleavage.

We'd make fun of PETA for somehow thinking anyone wants to take advance from Stodden, but this is the same organization who also believes that an abundance of naked Z-listers will convince folks to stop wearing fur.

Congrats, PETA. Once again, you've succeeded again in making headlines over saving lives.

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Courtney Stodden might soon unleash a new single upon the world. But she's definitely starring in a new commercial for FreeCreditScore.com. As a mermaid.

No, seriously.

Courtney Stodden Commercial Still

In an ad newly-released online, two guys are fishing and frustrated over their lack of a big catch. Enter one final cast and one final hook, of Stodden, who emerges from the sea, writhes around and states: OMG, I'm so wet. Of course she does.

What does this have to do with checking one's credit score online? Who cares! Return later for a full look at the video.

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Brace yourselves, music fans. Courtney Stodden is back in the recording studio.

The 17-year old pair of breasts and her 51-year old husband, Doug Hutchinson, were spotted on Friday walking into a recording studio in Orange County, where Stodden reportedly spent the afternoon with two producers working on a new single.

"People have been contacting me all the time asking when my next song is coming out," Courtney lied said, refusing to reveal any more details.

A look at Stodden's Tweets from her studio session don't uncover many other clues about the track, either, as she simply wrote over the weekend:

While hardcore hits dominate my every move - I suddenly strip - & jump on top of a sexy sports car as I begin to wash it uncontrollably!

She later added: Smoothly shooting whipped cream into the erotic air and watching it as it lustfully lands on all the right places of my candy-coated body...

Speaking of which: if you show Courtney yours, she'll evidently show you hers. Good luck with that!

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Beware, Twitter users. Courtney Stodden is on the prowl again.

The talentless 17-year old - who made headlines in 2011 for marrying a 51-year old actor and never not flaunting her cleavage - posted the following photo on her social networking account today, along with a caption that reads:

Come get down & dirty w/me while we floor flash together! I showed you mine... now show me yours. I'll RT the hottest!

Courtney Stodden Twit Pic

Stodden has frequently taken to Twitter and shared her supposedly seductive thoughts.

The floor above, meanwhile, has reported a burning sensation every time it pees.

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Welcome back to the Tournament of THG, where fans determine the most popular celebrity of the year by casting their votes in our recently-unveiled bracket.

The concept is simple. Vote for your favorite of the two stars in each poll. Done.

Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

In other first-round matchups, Kim Kardashian is getting pummeled by Kate Middleton, as the Duchess' sister Pippa Middleton and Charlie Sheen square off.

Kristen Stewart and Miley Cyrus are currently neck and neck, as are Selena Gomez and Robert Pattinson. Voting is still open in those matchups as well!

Your next contest: Katy Perry vs. Courtney Stodden. Who do you like more? Vote!

And the Winner is?

Who's your favorite celeb, Katy Perry or Courtney Stodden? Your votes will decide the winner of this first round matchup in the first Annual Tournament of THG! View Poll »

Poll is now closed! Here are the results:

Katy Perry
90.8%

Courtney Stodden
9.2%

Total Votes: 2749

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We hope you are sitting down, readers. Because the following news is legitimately shocking.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have turned down a reality TV offer, actually declining an invitation from VH1 to appear on Relationship Rehab. No, seriously. They said no.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Strike Pose

"Though Doug and Courtney considered the offer, in the end they felt that this wasn't a perfect fit for the kind of show they wanted to do," an insider told Radar Online.

Relationship Rehab will follow around various couples and provide them with therapists and counseling sessions, which is a significant reason - according to this source - why the pair chose not to appear. Their relationship is supposedly just fine.

"There has been a lot of speculation about their marriage and a lot of people are just waiting for the inevitable train wreck to happen, but Doug and Courtney have an incredibly strong relationship and seem very happy together," the source said. "So doing a show about going into 'rehab' just doesn't make sense for them."

Guess that makes sense. Stodden's life does rule, after all.

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