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Hate on her all you want, haters. Courtney Stodden doesn't care.

This future sex tape star says in a new interview with VH1's The Fab Life that her life is "wonderful." Largely thanks to whipped, elderly husband Doug Hutchison.

Courtney Stodden Fashion

"He picks up my coffee beans that I spill not he floor. He picks up my foundation," says Stodden. "He picks up my feathers from my big robe that I wear."

And how does Courtney repair such a loyal man? How do you think?

"I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you've ever seen," she says.

Watch this video interview below and do your best to keep your lunch down. Warning: it won't be easy.

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Courtney Stodden has made quite the impression on celebrity gossip followers since she arrived - cleavage out, God blessed - in our lives this May, soon after the 17-year old blow-up doll married 51-year old actor Doug Hutchison.

The aspiring singer and soon-to-be reality star has provided endless, mostly harmless entertainment... until this weekend.

Young wife and middle-aged husband went for a stroll around The Grove in Los Angeles a couple days ago, searing an image in at least one onlooker's mind that can never be undone. Just look at the expression on the following toddler's face (bottom, left) after Courtney passes him by. The poor child may never regain his innocence...

  • Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison in Los Angeles
  • Typical Courtney Stodden Fashion

Also of hilarious note? The expression on the woman's face behind Stodden and Hutchison. It turns from amusement to abject horror. Trust us, random Los Angeles resident. We can relate.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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Courtney Stodden knows something about dating an older man and about flaunting one's love in public.

Therefore, a couple weeks after rumors first surfaced that Demi Lovato was hooking up again with Wilmer Valderrama, an actor 12 years her senior, Stodden has come out and expressed her support for Team Dilmer.

  • Demi Lovato in Canada
  • Doug Hutchinson and Courtney Stodden Wedding Pic

"I find it beautiful for any couple who finds love, regardless of the age differences," Courtney told E! News.

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Courtney Stodden really wants you to believe that she's all natural.

The seemingly plastic 17-year old will be featured on an episode of Dr. Drew's Lifechangers tomorrow, during which she'll actually undergo an ultrasound in order to prove she's never had a boob job.

"A knife has never touched this body," Stodden tells viewers, adding: "I was born this way out of the womb."

What will be the ultrasound results?!? You'll need to tune in and find out.

As for a tour of her and Doug Hutchison's bedroom? Check it out below.

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It costs $10,000 to interview Courtney Stodden. But it costs nothing to speak to the woman whose role model is clearly Kris Jenner, right down to her first name and her job as the manager of a young woman whose only talent is wearing tight tops.

Yes, Krista Keller is happy to talk about her daughter. Any time. Anywhere. For any duration.

"Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attention she gets," Keller tells The Daily Beast in a new interview when asked about her teenager's marriage to 51-year old Doug Hutchison.

Krista says she monitored the emails between Hutchison and Stodden and it was clear the actor loved her daughter "for her heart." As opposed to for her breasts, which Keller wants you to know are real.

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In Wednesday's THG Caption Contest, we asked readers to come up with the best one for this photo of Doug Hutchison, Courtney Stodden and Dr. Drew.

You had plenty of material to make up funny captions here, and you delivered. Our winner is casper cat. Nice work! The winning now appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to my aura and morelike40. Thanks to all of you for playing as always, and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Courtney, Doug and Drew

"I remember the day my wife was born like it was yesterday ..."

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

What did teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have to say about her infamous pumpkin patch skank-fest in a sitdown with Dr. Drew?

Well, you tell us! Send in your captions for the image seen here!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s). Go to it! We will announce a winner Thursday. Best of luck, all ...

Courtney, Doug and Drew
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Courtney Stodden got ejected from a pumpkin patch this weekend for... well, being Courtney Stodden.

According to reports, the 17-year old and her middle-aged husband, Doug Hutchison, were simply minding their own business in Santa Clarita Valley, getting into the Halloween spirit, when parents around them complained about Stodden's revealing outfit. 

It was comprised of a plaid shirt, tied into a knot on her bare stomach, and short jean shorts.

Courtney Stodden Close Up


Adria Fauldoner of the Lombardi Pumpkin Patch backs up the story, telling E! News that Stodden exhibited "inappropriate behavior."

"We try to keep our wholesome reputation," Fauldoner said. "There wasn't anything in particular they were doing - just inappropriate."

How did Courtney respond to this alleged diss? By appropriately quoting John 7:24, of course: "Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment," she Tweeted.

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Facebook is very, very sorry.

The company has issued an apology to Courtney Stodden and reinstated her access after it had denied it for "inappropriate sexual conduct," a fact that became public once her mother said Courtney is too sexy for Mark Zuckerberg's creation.

Courtney Stodden Facebook Pic

"This page was removed in error and has been restored," Facebook said in a statement to E! News. "We apologize for any inconvenience this has caused."

Inconvenience?!? The situation gave Stodden's mom yet another chance to make headlines. She'll probably send Facebook a muffin basket.

"We're happy that it was finally addressed, as I'm sure many others have dealt with similar abuse and didn't know they could do anything about it," Keller says, once again comparing this incident to actual bullying: "Putting a stop to cyber bullying is something Courtney is very involved in. She's happy something was done!"

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This just in: Facebook simply cannot handle the raw sex appeal of Courtney Stodden.

That's the only explanation the 17-year old's attention-ravenous mother can come up with for why the social networking site has removed multiple fan pages dedicated to her daughter.

"It's the jealousy from the women towards her," Krista Keller tells E! News. "The men love her, the women hate her.  The women report the photo because it's so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she's too sexy, they all report her together, and it's done."

Courtney Stodden Facebook Photo

Stodden recently went into detail about her awesome wedding night sex, but her mom insists there's nothing inappropriate on these pages.

"She has never done any nudity," Keller says. "Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It's just her in a bathing suit!"

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