Hate on her all you want, haters. Courtney Stodden doesn't care.
This future sex tape star says in a new interview with VH1's The Fab Life that her life is "wonderful." Largely thanks to whipped, elderly husband Doug Hutchison.
"He picks up my coffee beans that I spill not he floor. He picks up my foundation," says Stodden. "He picks up my feathers from my big robe that I wear."
And how does Courtney repair such a loyal man? How do you think?
"I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you've ever seen," she says.
Watch this video interview below and do your best to keep your lunch down. Warning: it won't be easy.