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Phew. We can all exhale.

Courtney Stodden is not ready to be a mother.

Courtney Stodden on Couples Therapy

The 18-year old admitted as much to E! News yesterday, saying ancient husband Doug Hutchison "wanted a baby," but she has other plans at the moment.

"I'm not against kids," Stodden says. "But my career is my baby...And when I'm ready to share that, we'll discuss."

That career at the moment involves a starring role on... VH1's Couples Therapy.

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The new season of Couples Therapy debuted on VH1 Wednesday.

And if you were intelligent enough to watch the Presidential Debate (or ANYthing else) instead of this scripted nonsense, allow us to rundown the impact made by Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison on the program.

Of her 52-year old husband, the new 18-year old said:

"I call him 'Dad' instead of 'Doug' sometimes," to which Hutchison replied: "See, this is the thing ... I'm raising my wife!"

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The shameless Courtney Stodden turned 18 less than a month ago, but the wife of Doug Hutchison has - according to reports - already made a very adult decision.

LOL, not that decision. Sorry pervs.

Court was seen shopping with her middle-aged husband in L.A. this week sporting a decidedly different look, renewing speculation that she's had work done.

A couple of Courtney Stodden pics on Twitter also fueled those rumors. Think she went under the knife? Take a look (she's legal, it's okay) below and see:

  • Courtney Stodden Topless Pic
  • Courtney Stodden Face

Krista Keller, Courtney's momager (who must be so proud), calls the rumors "ridiculous" and swears "she's doing her makeup differently ... that's all it is!"

"Courtney decided she wanted to change her makeup. She went for a lighter, more natural look, old Hollywood kind of look." Totally. So very natural.

"People always think a knife is touching her face, but she's like a chameleon ... she can change her look so easily," Keller added. "People just don't get it."

True, we are so unenlightened, speculating about such things.

What do you think? Follow the link above for "younger" pictures of her for comparison, then tell us below: Did Courtney Stodden have plastic surgery?

 

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Courtney Stodden has no problem getting naked on camera, but the new 18-year old has made it clear: she's not interested in porn, despite the adult film offers rolling in.

But the plastic, wanna be huge celebrity Tweeted yesterday that she would say "yes to Playboy" if that magazine ever came calling.

Let's just say she needn't keep a line open.

Courtney Stodden on the Street

"[Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that," a publication source tells TMZ, adding that Stodden "doesn't meet the standards of a Playboy model" because she looks too "enhanced."

Strange.

Krista Stodden, the mother/manager of Courtney, swears her daughter is all-natural. And if you can't believe the parent of a teenager who is down with her kid marrying a 52-year old and encouraging of her getting famous in any way possible... then who can you believe?

Do you think Courtney Stodden has undergone plastic surgery?

 

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Courtney Stodden turned 18 years old yesterday, a date many adult movie companies have had circled on their calendar for months.

Courtney Stodden Twit Pic

Take Brazzers, a hardcore porn distributor that offered the wife of 52-year old Doug Hutchison' the "chance to star in four X-rated scenes in the genre of her choice."

Or Mofos.com, which showcases "real amateur girls" and hopes to partner with the awful singer on a birthday party.

Or Twistys.com, which has made it clear Courtney can choose her sex scene and be the Twistys Treat of thee Month. Just watch this, like, for real video. How can Courtney say no?!?

Would Stodden really consider this path?

"I'm not gonna say yes right now," the desperate Z-lister told TMZ in response to the offers. "And I'm not gonna say no."

How much would you pay to watch Courtney Stodden in a pornographic movie?

 

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Let the countdown to her porn career begin!

Courtney Stodden, the plastic wannabe reality star with a terrible singing voice who is married to 51-year old Doug Hutchison, is now 18 years old. She celebrates her birthday today.

Courtney Stodden with Doug Hutchison

Stodden rose to quasi fame last year when she married her MUCH older actor of a husband and proceeded to take Kim Kardashian-like behavior to new extremes.

Lacking a sex tape and a rich family, however, Courtney has resorted instead to X-rated Tweets, very low cut dresses and strange vegetable commercials. It's both sad and hilarious, really.

Relive the past year of this desperate D-list star's life now via the following photo montage and send in your best birthday wishes:

  • Courtney Stodden in Los Angeles
  • Courtney Stodden Twit Pic
  • Courtney Stodden Fashion
  • Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison in Los Angeles
  • Courtney Stodden Facebook Photo
  • Courtney Stodden Music Video Still
  • Sad Stodden
  • Making Like Sharon Tate
  • Courtney Stodden Picture

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Courtney Stodden is 17 and husband Doug Hutchison is 52. Clearly, these two are in need of couples therapy.

Instead, they have signed up for Couples Therapy.

Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Picture

TMZ confirms that the attention-starved duo will appear on the new season of this VH1 reality show, as the two have supposedly admitted there are "obvious problems in their relationship because of their age difference and the notoriety they've gotten because of their relationship."

Translation: we couldn't get our own reality show.

Courtney and Doug will join four other pairings - including Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen - on a series that pretends to provide actual advice for the suffering couples featuring on it. Filming on the new season is already underway.

Will you tune in? Or, better question: How much would you pay to never have to tune in?

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Poor Marilyn Monroe.

The troubled former actress suffered a great deal in life, and now continues to be tortured in death via supposed tributes by such luminaries as Lindsay Lohan... Paris Hilton... and, in the latest example, Courtney Stodden.

The plastic 17-year has released a new video in which she simply poses like the big screen icon. Fortunately, there's no singing or sexy vegetable talk involved, but it's disturbing and insulting nonetheless. See for yourself:

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You've heard of Hello Kitty? Prepare yourselves for Hello Courtney.

No, really, hold on tight, try to keep your lunch down and prepare yourselves.

Courtney Stodden has released her latest in a string of exceptionally odd, attention-grabbing videos. First, she complained about her feet. Then, she challenged fans to a dance-off.

She's also fondled some produce.

Now, the 17-year old is making like a cat, crawling around, purring, coughing up a hairball. It's weird, disturbing stuff. Watch below and pray along with us that Stodden does not have nine lives...

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Courtney Stodden is out to prove she's multi-dimensional. And, no, we don't just mean walking and chewing gum at the same time... mostly because it's unclear whether Stodden can pull this off.

But the 17-year old piece of plastic released a new single titled "Reality" last month, and now she's released a video of herself dancing to that track. Watch now and decide: really hot, or really not?

Stodden included a message along with the video, urging fans to submit their own dancing examples and promising to feature the best on Twitter. And what will the "ultimate winner," as Courtney teases it, receive in exchange for his or her talents?

The chance to personally wish Stodden a happy 18th birthday on August 29. Really. That's her grand prize.

Elsewhere, remember the Kate Upton Cat Dance video? Yeah. That was actually sexy.