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Losing your d-list star status and the perks that go with it? There's nothing like a little girl-on-girl action to get you back on celebrity gossip sites.

Tila Tequila and her "girlfriend" Courtenay Semel whored it up nice at the after-party for the American Music Awards at Social in L.A. Get a room!

Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel

Both skanks brought their A-game - Tila Tequila looks ready to straight up maul Courtenay Semel, the epitome of class in a circa 2001 sparkly, backless dress.

The expression on Court's face says it all. Even in the process of getting to second base with her alleged lover, she's focused instead on who's taking pictures.

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Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who wins this edition of the Caption Contest?

Tough call, but our winner is SpaceAceMoonBoots. Congrats. The winning entry now appears below the pic. Thanks for playing, and good luck this week!

I told you I can do it with out moving my lips. Now who wants to see it while I drink a glass of water.

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No wonder Samantha Ronson always looks so angry.

Turns out, the DJ wasn't Lindsay Lohan's first lesbian crush.

Wasted Out of Her Mind

According to News of the World, Courtenay Semel - yes, the same Courtenay Semel that is currently dating Tila Tequila - told a friend that she and Lohan had a covert relationship before Lindsay met Samantha.

"Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” Courtenay reportedly told a pal. "At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”

Reports - and this photo - say Lindsay Lohan used to make out with Courtenay Semel and then sleep with men in order to suppress her urges to vadge it up.

As for other insights in the juicy, completely reliable story, Lohan allegedly...

  • ... slept with countless men in order to suppress her lesbian urges. Sorry Calum Best, Harry Morton and every pizza delivery guy that knocked on Lindsay's door, she never loved you;
  • ... took drugs to stifle her sexual urges toward women;
  • ... did lines of cocaine in the bathroom with Semel and then fell into bed with her after parties;
  • ... referred to Ronson, before their relationship got physical, as the "father I never had;"
  • ... lived with Courtenay from October 2007 through December 2007, until Semel moved out because Lohan brought too many men home.

Despite these seemingly over-the-top allegations, the rumor about the Lohan family we believe the least is that Ali is only 14.

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Courtenay Semel isn’t a household name, but she should be.

She’s friends with all the Krazy Kardashians, y'know, and more importantly, she's rumored to have introduced Lindsay Lohan to the vagina.

Half a Nipple Exposed

Apparently Courtenay Semel is a notorious playgirl - she even supposedly stole an LA guy’s girlfriend away from him a few years back.

Until recently was, Courtenay was dating Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Semel’s an heir of sorts herself - her dad Terry was the CEO of Yahoo! But it looks like her most recent relationship has ended.

Why? A possible fling this week - with Tila Tequila! See below. Seems like these D-listers were caught getting a little flirty, huh!?

This girl-on-girl duo was bound to happen. When you think about it, Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila make the perfect, unattractive lesbian couple.

The twosome partied together at the Roosevelt Hotel in New York City, then hit up Crown Bar where they ran into - who else - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, who sat in a corner laughing at the lovebirds for much of the night.

Semel told the New York Post, "I don't comment on my personal life."

Courtenay Semel Biography

Brittny Gastineau and Courtenay Semel Courtenay Semel is known for being rich. She's the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel and appeared on the E! network's reality... More »
Born
Birthplace
Beverly Hills, California
Full Name
Courtenay Jane Semel
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