Leave it to Louis C.K. to make a connection between happiness, sadness and cell phones that is both profoundly self-aware and positively hilarious.
During an appearance on Conan last night, the comedian said he refuses to purchase a phone for his young daughter, explaining his reasoning in a rant that covered why people text-and-drive... how this action relates to one feeling alone in the universe... and how smart phones are making it impossible for people to experience true happiness.
No, really. It's funny stuff. We promise. Watch now: