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Kristen Stewart sat down with Conan O'Brien Wednesday night and delivered one of the all-time endearingly awkward Kristen Stewart gaffes.

On her recent decision to quit smoking, she said, "I was a bit of a faker; I was a circumstantial smoker. I just feel like I wasn't addicted to nicotine."

I just wanted something... in my mouth," she said, following a momentary hesitation and the realization of what was about to come out of it.

"There you go. I had to do it, sorry," he told the cheering crowd.

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WARNING: The following clip is Not Safe for Work... or Wives... or some uptight Irishmen.

Sarah Silverman was a guest on Conan Monday night - a very dirty guest, we should say! - and she took it upon herself to show the host a new iPhone "craft."

It involved a photo of his tongue, her crotch and some serious pixelation on the part of TBS.

Use your imagination and/or hit Play right now to also see Conan peer-pressured into singing the word "vagina." No, really...

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Last week, Conan O'Brien unveiled Chaz the Intolerant Chicken, a new mascot for fast food company Chick-fil-A to use after a key sponsor, The Jim Henson Company, cut ties with them following management's anti-gay marriage comments.

Wednesday, with the story going full steam - it was Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day, in which fans and conservative figures like Sarah Palin threw their support behind the embattled restaurant chain - Chaz returned to Conan's TBS show.

Spoiler alert: Chaz is narrow-minded and enjoys innuendo.

Watch and listen to their frank, NSFW dialogue below ...

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Parks and Recreation star Nick Offerman loves working in his wood shop. He also revels in reading Tweets from female celebs. Combining those passions? Pure magic.

If you're at all familiar with Ron Swanson quotes, you will find this hilarious. If not ... 1. What is wrong with you, and 2. You'll probably still get a kick out of it.

What's not to love about a gruff character actor and the manliest of men reciting Tweets by Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato while woodworking?

Enough said. Enjoy this segment from Conan:

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All five of presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s adult sons - Tagg, Matt, Josh, Ben and Craig Romney - appeared on TBS' Conan last night for an interview.

Conan O’Brien joked about the sheer number of them right off the bat, passing around nametags and joking that they seem better suited to a boy band.

The five-person Romney crew took the jokes in stride, and came prepared with their own, namely at the Republican White House hopeful's expense.

The best part? They shared a video in which they spliced together sound bites from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies and had him "call" Mitt. Pretty funny:

Later, Conan played a true-false quiz with the boys, grilling them on some common Mitt Romney rumors and whether or not they're legit. Among them:

  • Mitt went to college on a croquet scholarship (false)
  • He's often referred to as the Mittster (partially true)
  • He loves reciting Will Ferrell SNL skits (true)
  • He can do a mean moonwalk (unclear)
  • When he's under the weather, the boys call Dell tech support (no comment)
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When David Letterman brought Conan O'Brien as a guest on The Late Show Thursday, you knew this was going to come up. And it was pretty amusing.

The two late-night talk-show hosts reunited on the program after 13 years, and Jay Leno, who famously forced Conan out of NBC, came up quite a bit.

Letterman didn't shy from admitting the rivalry brought him a bit of happiness, to which O"Brien, his one-time Late Night replacement, responded:

"If this is bringing you some measure of joy, then to hell with my career."

Letterman said Leno was always "a bit of a brat," and Conan confessed that the two comics had little in common, even back in the NBC salad days.

After some minor digs, Conan admitted he's in a good place, though.

"I feel terrific, I really do… I'm so very lucky to get to go on television and to get to do my thing my way, and TBS lets me do whatever I want."

"Checks come in and I have a great time. We took all of our people with us, everybody is happy. I'm thrilled. It worked out. I'm a lucky person."

"They don't watch it, they don't care."

We should all be so fortunate.

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Well, now we know what Ian Somerhalder sees in Nina Dobrev.

The Vampire Diaries star appeared on Conan last night and fulfilled her vow to practice a bit of Yoga for the host and his audience. But she required O'Brien's assistance.

So Conan leaped over his desk, Dobrev removed her shoes and jacket, fellow guest Joel McHale uttered "this is awesome" and the actress proceeded to perform a pose dubbed "The Scorpion," using O'Brien as her "wall." Or O'Brien's crotch, to be more specific.

Watch the fun (sexy!) clip below, which is followed by a hilarious reaction from the comedian. Best job ever? It's at least in the top five.

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Rejoice, members of Team Conan.

TBS has extended its deal with Conan O'Brien by two years, the network announced today, with its Head of Programming, Michael Wright, saying in a press release:

“We are proud to be in business with Conan O'Brien for the long run. Night after night, Conan and his team have put together terrific shows that draw a young and fiercely loyal audience. As if that weren't enough, they have also built a dynamic online presence that keeps fans engaged like no other show in late night.”

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Conan has enjoyed three straight months of audience growth. It's averaging 1.1 million viewers per night in 2012.

“I am excited to continue my run with TBS because they have been fantastic partners," Conan O'Brien said. "This means I’ll be taping episodes of Conan well into the Ron Paul presidency.”

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Comedian Louis C.K. is never at a loss for words, and that includes regarding Twitter ... on which he only has an account so he can tell people how to give him money.

That's a direct quote from his recent sit-down on Conan, and it wasn't his last - the Louie star basically said that people squandering their lives thanks to social media.

Between Tweeting and taking photos of events just to bomb them out using social media outlets, are we directly missing real-world experiences? Louis C.K. says yes.

What would it take for humanity to put its phones down? The end of the world? The second coming of the Messiah. As Conan put it, "Jesus is trending right now!"

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Conan O’Brien is resurrecting an old standby tonight.

For the first time since moving to TBS last year, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog will join O’Brien on stage. Conan tweeted the news via this pic from New York, where he's broadcasting this week. He's not looking too pleased about the insults to come:

Triumph and Conan

Technically, O’Brien’s content from NBC is property of that network, but the TBS host has already brought the Masturbating Bear back without repercussions.

It's go time for Triumph tonight. This sock puppet pooch drops comedic bombs on foolz like no other, and we can only pity who his victim(s) might be.

If you haven't seen this crass canine in action, you're in luck. We've dug deep and posted Triumph at the premiere of Star Wars: Episode II below ...

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