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There's little doubt that Colin Farrell attracts the ladies. Even if many of them are insane.

But can he please them? Not so much, according to Woody Allen's former au pair, Angelique Jerome. The French belle claims she got ... it ... on with Farrell just hours before the London premiere of Miami Vice.

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The 24-year-old French temptress claims the couple met up at his hotel suite aroind breakfast and did the dirty deed three times before lunch.

That means Farrell must have some serious mojo, right? Right?!?

"Maybe he has lots of women because he's not that good in bed," Jerome told London's Sunday Mirror. "Maybe they don't want to stay."

Ouch! Could it really JUST be the accent? Jerome had more to diss about the actor:

"He has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he's all talk. Between the sheets, he is a letdown with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean. He comes across as a tiger onscreen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse.

"He kept saying ‘C'est bon (it's good), you're beautiful, c'est bon'. He sounded like James Blunt. We made love three times but the actual sex only lasted 10 minutes in total."

Random Mickey bashing there, huh? We wonder how Minnie feels about that. We also somehow doubt Dave Navarro has this problem based on who he's dating.

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by Free Britney at

It still needs a little polishing, but Colin Farrell (right) is getting his impersonation of Tom Cruise down pretty nicely, our friends at TMZ.com report.

The Irish actor, who is making the rounds promoting his new flick, Miami Vice, and who is in the midst of trading restraining orders and lawsuits with crazy author Dessarae Bradford, appeared on the Today show and talked with host Matt Lauer.

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The 30-year-old Farrell wasted little time in lambasting Cruise, who famously scolded Lauer last year in a heated debate about the merits of psychiatry.

"Stop being glib, Matt! You're glib, Matt, you're glib, you're glib!" said a joking Farrell, referring to Cruise's remarks about Lauer's glibness from last year.

Farrell continued his Cruise-bashing on Live with Regis and Kelly, taking a lap around the audience during a commercial break, then returning to his seat and stating that he was doing his "best Tom Cruise impersonation."

While the Gossip is unsure while Farrell has taken it upon himself to mock Cruise on the talk-show circuit, we are highly entertained.

Meanwhile, the New York Daily News reports that Bradford, Farrell's alleged stalker (or stalking victim, depending on what you read) who staged a press conference Monday announcing her third lawsuit against the actor, didn't actually file anything. Stunning.

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by Free Britney at

More information has come to light regarding the Colin Farrell stalking saga. E! Online reports that the woman, who has published a tell-all book about the 30-year-old Irish actor, dropped off a copy of the text on Jay Leno's desk while the talk show host was interviewing Farrell. The actor didn't appreciate it, and joked to Leno that he had just met his first stalker.

Farrell obtained a restraining order against Dessarae Bradford the next day, and Bradford countered by denying allegations she's a crazy stalker and by filing a $10M lawsuit.

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"I am telling the truth," Bradford said on her website, her comments directed at the media. "Colin and his handlers are lying... If you all don't start checking more thoroughly what Colin's people are saying you will be unknowingly, yet viciously lying to your viewers, readers and listeners, not to mention destroying my name, and my life."

As for who is doing the stalking here, well, that's anyone's guess at this point. Bradford sued Farrell in December 2004 and again in July 2005 in Los Angeles Superior Court, alleging he stalked her with phone calls and lewd text messages. When her initial claims proved too small for small-claims court, the 31-year-old woman filed the $10 million suit in U.S. District Court.

A federal judge has since ordered her to produce clear evidence why this suit shouldn't be tossed out as well. Bradford said that no one has seen footage of last week's Tonight Show incident because Farrell gave her a much warmer reception than reports have suggested.

"Security never came over to us and Mr. Leno never moved from his seat nor summons [sic] his security because Colin was talking to me comfortably with his whole arm draped around me extremely close," Bradford said. "He chatted with me as I tried to explain my presence at the show, until he realized people took notice of us talking closely. He then whispered softly for security after he and I were still debating about settling this court matter before going to court."

Bradford, whose book on Farrell is entitled Colin Farrell: A Sick, Twisted Puppy, also penned My S/M Romp with Alec Baldwin back in the day. Wonder what that's about. She told E! outside the L.A. courthouse Monday that NBC security "parted like the Red Sea" as she walked toward the stage. She also denied reports that used to be a phone sex operator, saying that she is only an author.

"Colin has hurt me so deeply, and I'm here to disparage the rumors and lies. I am not a stalker, and he's machete-chopped my name [in public]." The aspiring auteur also passed out copies of her book," Bradford said.

Farrell joins fellow actor John Cusack in the he-said, she-said game right now. A strange, transient woman whom Cusack obtained a restraining order against last week has filed for a similar court order barring him from approaching her. Just in case.

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by Free Britney at

The woman who rushed the stage of The Tonight Show to talk to actor Colin Farrell is telling TMZ.com that she's filing a lawsuit against him, and there's more to the story than the public knows right now.

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According to Dessarae Bradford, she and a private eye from Counter Force PI Services (based in Marina Del Rey, Calif.) served Farrell with court papers on the red carpet of the premiere of Miami Vice, roughly two hours after The Tonight Show altercation took place.

Bradford wants $10 million from Farrell, who she alleges committed numerous crimes against her including stalking, harrassment and slander.

Bradford says the Tonight Show incident was her first attempt at formally serving Farrell with the suit. She also stressed that the actor's reaction to her at the show is "nothing like Colin Farrell's PR team is trying to spin it to be."

"I am not stalking Colin Farrell, I am too self-absorbed to ever stalk anyone," Bradford said, in what appeared to be an attempt to be convincing.

Farrell filed a request for a restraining order against Bradford shortly after she accosted him.

"I am concerned that her harassing behavior has escalated and may pose an immediate threat to my well-being and the well-being of my family," said Farrell in documents filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court.

Bradford is holding a press conference to tell her side of the story Monday afternoon. We will have the latest for you as this develops.

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