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Here's a piece of celebrity gossip that has left us shocked and appalled.

Perez Hilton reports that The Hills star, Lauren Conrad, was seen making out with a random dude in Vegas this past weekend before the VMAs. Which would be cool, as she currently "dates like a guy" and has every right to play the field.

But supposedly it was ... (gulp)... Cisco Adler.

LC and Cisco Adler were kissing - with tongue - Saturday night, according to several disgusted spies working in conjunction with Perez - a man who, despite his negative attributes, generally knows his $h!t when it comes to the latest celebrity rumors.

Lauren Conrad and Cisco Adler: Conradler? Please, LC. Say it ain't so.

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Cisco Adler wants you to ignore that naked photo.

And his ex-girlfriend.

Halloween Douche

And the woman that apparently was never his fiancee (Kimberly Stewart).

Basically, Cisco Adler really wants you to forget everything you knew about him previously. Which should be pretty simple, considering how little we actually know about this celebrity gossip staple.

Maybe someday people will forget about this Cisco Adler naked photo. But we doubt it.

The dirty rock star recently whined to Perez Hilton:

"Most people in the world only know me as [the] ex-boyfriend [of Mischa Barton]. And before that as Rod Stewart's daughter's fiance - which is false by the way - and before that as Lou Adler's son in the band with Roy Orbison's son, but under all the bull$%t I'm just like everyone else searching for my own personal legend."

And we hope you find it, Cisco.

In related news: Kimberly Bell wants to be known as more than just the mistress of Barry Bonds.

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It's been months since we saw Cisco Adler naked, but those giant testicles are seared into our mind even more so than the last Britney Spears crotch shot.

It's sad, really.

Perhaps a People magazine interview with the ex-boyfriend of Mischa Barton can distract us from those disgusting thoughts. First, though, someone get this man a drink...

Have you had dinner here yet?
No, you know I had a huge lunch so I couldn't eat any dinner. I'm having tequila for dinner.

Was it shocking when you found out Nicole Richie was pregnant or did you personally hear about?
It was surprising but congratulations to them. They're good people.

Do you believe she'll be a good mom?
Oh yeah, [Nicole Richie] be a good mom.

How do you think her boyfriend, Joel Madden, will be about it?
Joel's a great guy. I think he loves her. I don't know, though, I don't know their relationship that well.

You're friends with Paris Hilton. After her whole jail experience have you talked to her since then? Is she really that changed person that she claims to be?
Yeah, she said it was a ridiculous life changing experience. That's all I know. … I've been to jail for three days so I can imagine 21 is even crazier.

* The Hollywood Gossip note: Almost as crazy as Rumer Willis in a dunce cap!

Was it life changing for you as well?
Uh, I knew I was getting out at some point. It was just that county jails are so over packed, it took me three days to get into the system.

So what else have you been up to these days?
Well we're on tour with ZZ Top, The Pretenders and The Stray Cats right now.

How is that?
Ridiculous. Arenas and amphitheaters. We just did a show with 10,000 [people]. Forget a club, put me in a goddamn arena.

Was there anything that didn't go right in the new show or something that you were upset about?
No. We made a decision early on to let go. Easy going. Doors are open and f--- everyone.

What's the best thing about being in this business? What keeps you going â€" what's your drive?
The next song I write. I wake up every day and write all day long. It's hopefully a tool so people finally listen to my music and shut up about my personal life.

* Note to all celebrity gossip blogs: Keep talking about Cisco Adler's personal life. Anything that will lead to more insightful interviews such as this. 

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If you thought the sight of Cisco Adler naked was disgusting, imagine swapping spit with the man himself.

Reportedly, Paris Hilton no longer has to envision this scenario: she lived it last night at Guy's karaoke.

A TMZ spy spotted Hilton making out with the giant testicled man at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. There's nothing like getting to first base with the sloppy seconds of Mischa Barton, is there?

We wonder how Tyler Atkins feels about this news.

Undoubtedly, the heiress is looking to steal the celebrity gossip spotlight back from Lindsay Lohan, but did she have to make all our stomachs turn in order to do it?

She'd be better off taking the Nicole Scherzinger approach and not acting like a stripper. But, then again, that's what makes Paris Hilton Paris Hilton, isn't it?

When she wasn't getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of "Bette Davis Eyes," followed by a medley of her hit "Stars are Blind."

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The Hollywood Gossip tells it like it is.

As a celebrity gossip provider, that means you've occasionally got to get down, dirty, explicit and profane in covering the famous people that make the news.

That's been our philosophy since our first post (about Lindsay Lohan) 13 months ago.

Nonetheless, according to a new blog rating system, which rates gossip blogs the same way as movies, T.H. Gossip has been given parental guidance suggested, "PG" status.

How, we're not sure. It was a close shave. Not unlike that recently given to that shank Paris Hilton. Man, that thing was given a serious waxing!

Despite a consistent deluge of raunchy articles and censored nude / sexual photos, we were able to dodge the more risque "PG-13" or "R" designations.

Guess all those shots of Britney Spears wearing no underwear and all that talk about Amanda Beard and Garcelle Beauvais nude wasn't enough. Oh well. We'll work harder, we promise.

Here are a couple of good celebrity photos from our (apparently PG) archive.

Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh Go Nuts
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Mischa Barton jetted off yesterday for Russia - which isn't far enough away from her ex-boyfriend Cisco Adler, as far as her parents are concerned.

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The stunning former star of The OC gave her parents, Paul Marsden Barton and Nuala Quinn, quite a scare on Memorial Day when she was rushed by ambulance to California's Sherman Oaks Hospital after a party.

Barton had "an allergic reaction" after combining antibiotics (which she was taking for bronchitis) with booze, according to her publicist, who says her client was not taking mushrooms.

Just read the last sentence again, will you?

Mischa Barton did spend over a half hour in the bathroom at the party. And she was in a state of undress when she arrived at the emergency room, according to a source.

Now, if this were Kristin Cavallari in a state of undress at the ER, we're guessing none of the male orderlies would be complaining.

But this is Mischa we're talking about.

The one good thing that happened to Mischa Barton that day was the mistake made by the paparazzi, which set up shop outside the wrong hospital.

Barton's parents met her at the hospital - the correct one - to find their drugged-up daughter making a frantic phone call... to the Cisco Kid.

We're talking about Cisco Adler.

"They were angry about her condition," says a spy. "When they left the room, she ran to the phone and tried to call Cisco Adler," whom she supposedly broke up with months ago.

Hey, sometimes you wanna see Cisco Adler naked and sometimes you don't.

It's no secret that Barton's parents are not the biggest fans of the hard-partying, sometimes nude rocker best known to Internet surfers for... well, being a D-list rock star who likes being nude and partying.

"Her dad came back into the room, and heard Mischa Barton deliriously saying, 'Cisco, Cisco,'" says a New York Daily News source.

"Her dad freaked out. She put the phone down, but he yelled at the staff about letting her use the phone."

Wonder if Cisco's ex-fiancee, Kimberly Stewart, also makes such frantic calls.

Either way, after getting some IV fluids, Barton was sent on her merry way.

The experience should help the genuinely talented beauty avoid the excesses of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, who were at the same party.

Since the weekend, she's been getting ready for her untitled movie, for which she's been learning the Russian language.

They don't speak that in Kazakhstan, but our guess is that Borat would still sleep with Barton... or any other woman with a pulse.

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We apologize ahead of time for this edition of Photo Finish.

Typically, we aim to give readers a challenge, to pit two reasonably attractive celebrities against each other in some type of fashion face-off. Half nude Kim Kardashian vs. haf nude Matthew McConaughey? There's a battle!

Cisco Adler, Girlfriend

Christina Aguilera vs. Fergie? You can't really lose, either way.

Conversely, we're not sure how anyone can win when Kimberly Stewart is involved. The spoiled daughter of rock legend Rod likes to curse random people off, as well as pole dance really badly. Quite the combination.

She only stands a chance in this Boone's Farm T-shirt tussle because her competition is Cisco Adler. The Weird Al-lookalike is really only known for two things:

  1. Dating Mischa Barton
  2. Taking awful nude pictures

In other words: Good luck voting, readers!

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Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler are done.

No, this time they actually are. Really. But not over a nude pic.

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The pair affectionately known to the Hollywood Gossip as Badler has decided to call it quits, ending a relationship of a year-and-a-half, Barton's rep confirms this week to Us Weekly.

"Mischa and Cisco have decided to part ways," says the rep. "Mischa is moving east soon and they both have very demanding schedules."

About a week ago, Us Weekly broke the news that the former star of The OC and her medicinal marijuana puffing beau had ended their romance, due in no small part to an interesting (to say the least) pic of Cisco Adler naked.

But later in the week, the New York Observer spoke with Adler about Barton and "Ballgate" and the Weird Al look-alike was nonchalant about the whole thing. Then false reports surfaced claiming the couple had not split.

"They are fine, very happy together," said a rep for Contango Records, the label that handles Adler's band, Whitestarr.

The couple has been dating since August 2005, two months after Barton, 21, ended a one-year relationship with oil heir Brandon Davis. Adler, 28, was once engaged to Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart.

Barton will next be seen on the big screen starring with Hayden Christensen in Virgin Territory, a film set in Italy during the Black Plague.

Adler will be smoking chronic, rocking out pretty damn hard and looking for a new hot young Hollywood thing to date. Hey, Cisco kid - we hear that Kim Kardashian is a hellcat in the sack.

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You have to take your hat off to Cisco Adler.

Not because he has any redeeming qualities. For the opposite reason. He's becoming more famous by the day after a nude pic of him was found (along with a new Paris Hilton sex tape) in a certain hotel heiress' locker. And while he wouldn't have chosen for this to happen, Mischa Barton's beau is cool with it.

Cisco Adler, Girlfriend

It's only appropriate, then, that he be matched up with Weird Al Yankovic in our latest edition of Celebrity Look-Alikes. In terms of pure fame, no one has done more with less than Weird Al, the hilarious musical parody king. His career has outlasted most of the people he's mocked, for crying out loud.

Here's a photo comparison of the two long-haired wackos:

All we ask is that Weird Al please, for the love of God, keep his pants on. We've seen Cisco Adler naked already. The last thing we need is a double dose of the same trauma.

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Hold the phone. Badler may not be done just yet.

According to Cisco Adler's rep, who must not be a very good rep if he is repping Cisco Adler, the 28-year-old dirtball and his girlfriend, Mischa Barton, are still together despite reports that she dumped him over a nude photo of him that surfaced last month.

Mischa Barton Nipple Slip

"They are fine - very happy together," a rep for Contango Records, the label that handles Adler's band, Whitestarr, tells People.

But that's not to say that Barton, the former star of The OC, was thrilled when this revealing picture of Cisco Adler naked emerged on a site called ParisExposed.com. And one can understand why.

"Mischa wasn't too excited, to say the least," Adler said of the "Ballgate" scandal in an interview with the New York Observer.

"I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I'm gonna try to keep my pants on from now on."

Hear that, Britney Spears?

In addition to the naked Cisco pic, the site Paris Exposed displayed other items belonging to Paris Hilton that were obtained when the contents of a storage unit she rented (which just happened to include graphic sex tapes and nude pictures of Cisco Adler) were sold.

After Hilton sued the site's owners, a judge ordered it to be temporarily shut down.

"Paris' sh!t got stolen, and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there," Adler explains to the Observer. "That's Paris Hilton for you."

It truly is. But the Cisco kid himself remains unfazed.

"I think it's pretty rock 'n' roll. You know, if it was like, yesterday, I would've freaked out, but then I looked at the picture and I was like, 'Oh, that's from like 2001. Whatever.'"

Barton's rep was not available for comment. But it's good to see that Ballgate has blown over and the couple has many fun days of scoring medicinal marijuana ahead.

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