Cisco Adler just looks dirty. And he is. He plays in some band called Whitestarr, used to date Mischa Barton and is famous for having...

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Cisco Adler is off the market. Ladies, it's Christmas. Get over it.

The musician and ex-boyfriend of Mischa Barton and Kim Stewart proposed to his model girlfriend, Barbara Stoyanoff, about a month ago.

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

"They are very happy," a source says, and they are set to walk down the aisle in February. We may never hear from him again after ...

Congrats to Cisco Adler and Barbara Stoyanoff!

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As everyone knows, Halloween brings out the crazies.

It also brings out the attention-starved douchebags. Two cases in point: Cisco Adler and Perez Hilton.

The large-balled ex of Mischa Barton attended a party dressed like a hippie, flashing peace signs and looking dirtier than ever.

Hilton, meanwhile, channeled Lady Gaga for his Halloween costume. Instead of asking readers who looked better, we actually wanna know which celebrity looked the most moronic last night...

Halloween Douche

Who looks stupider?

 

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Police in Fargo, N.D., arrested Cisco Adler, best known for that picture of him naked except for tube socks, and for his romantic relationships with various celebrities, on Thursday morning after he punched a bar employee in the nose.

The incident took place during a brawl after his band's show at The Hub.

Halloween Douche

Authorities were called to the Fargo venue about 12:24 a.m. after receiving a report of 15 people brawling and fighting security and management on the northeast corner of the building, according to local police dispatch logs.

Cisco Adler was arrested on suspicion of simple assault and booked into Cass County Jail. There were no problems with the arrest, Claus said, adding the employee made a citizen’s arrest (!?) before police even arrived.

Cisco Adler was released from jail at 1:26 a.m. after posting $500 bail.

Adler is the former frontman of the band Whitestarr, which he left in 2008. He and his new band, Shwayze, had a minor hit this year with "Buzzin'," which was featured on an episode Gossip Girl. But mostly he's known for his giant balls.

Shwayze was performing last night before the fight broke out.

The son of music producer Lou Adler, the Cisco kid has had relationships with various celebrities, including Mischa Barton, Kimberly Stewart, Lauren Conrad and Paris Hilton, according to his Wikipedia page, which he totally must have written.

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Alleged rocker and former Mischa Barton boy toy Cisco Adler was denied entry to or kicked out of Teddy's at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel Sunday.

Perhaps he was too drunk, Teddy's has a dress code he didn't conform to, or the bouncers feared seeing Cisco Adler naked after 12 rum and cokes.

Halloween Douche

Either or. Here's a clip of his dismissal ...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLJZKDNufwQ[/youtube]

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No one is accusing Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton of anything resembling the lack of personal hygiene exhibited by "rocker" Cisco Adler.

Her political tactics, however, are growing dirtier by the day.

In Philadelphia during last night's debate, the New York Senator threw all she had and more at her opponent, Illinois Sen. Barack Obama.

Grasping at straws and resorting more than ever to personal attacks, it was the kind of display only an ardent supporter like Perez Hilton could love.

As for the Cisco kid, well, Mr. Adler not running for office (thankfully). But man, has this guy showered since 2003? The man just exudes dirty.

The hairy WhiteStarr singer may have shagged Kimberly Stewart, Lydia Hearst and Mischa Barton and who knows what other celebrities, but he will always he the greasy dude with the hat, tube socks and giant balls to us.

Tell us: Who's dirtier in their own way: Cisco Adler or Hillary Clinton?

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Lisa D'Amato is a former finalist on America's Next Top Model.

Cisco Adler is an alleged rocker / long-haired dude who dates famous girls and sometimes shows off giant balls in pics found in Paris Hilton's locker.

Cisco Adler, Girlfriend

It was a celebrity couple destined to happen.

Not only are Cisco Adler and Lisa D'Amato together (guess Lydia Hearst is out of the picture), but they're filming videos like this one below!

Check out "Bikini," a music video featuring Lisa D'Amato in, yes, a bikini, while Cisco Adler directs all the hot action and mans the camera.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM3pDB2ZfjQ[/youtube]

Okay, iso t's no Jessica Sierra sex tape. Heck, it's not even as hot as that Whitesnake video from the '80s. You know the one we mean. But whatever.

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Las Vegas was saturated with tipsy celebrities celebrating the anniversary of the popular Tao nightclub over the weekend, reports the New York Post.

Leading the way? Cisco Adler and Lydia Hearst, his new girlfriend. The pair was spotted cuddling in the VIP room, while Lydia Hearst's ex-beau, actor Justin Bartha, "looked on" from a table nearby. Ah, that scandalous Cisco Adler.

With zero talent and not much in the way of looks, Cisco Adler sure manages to bag a lot of hot, rich girls. And for that you have to take your hat off to him.

Cisco Adler, Lydia Hearst... and some other hot chick.

Meanwhile, stars such as Emmy Rossum, Gabrielle Union, Haylie Duff, Jeremy Piven, Katharine McPhee and Rosario Dawson were seen partying at Tao.

At the nearby Palms Casino Resort, Maroon 5 played their last show on their North America tour for an audience including Avril Lavigne, Rumer Willis, Brooke Burns, Sara Ramirez and Saturday Night Live's Seth Meyers.

Sarah Silverman's party for her boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel, in honor of his 40th birthday at the Palms was a more intimate affair, with Adam Carolla, Jeffrey Ross, Carson Daly and Huey Lewis on hand to mark the milestone.

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We have never understood the appeal of this gentleman, but there's little doubt that model / heiress Lydia Hearst is all over Cisco Adler's junk in this photo.

We mean that in the figurative sense, of course. Although the guy has some seriously huge balls. Oh, don't act like you don't know already this from the infamous Cisco Adler nude pic that was circulating around a while back. You know you love it. 

Cisco Adler and Lydia Hearst: Hadler?

Whatever his appeal, the new couple, seen partying around N.Y. City (and getting matching tattoos) of late, sure looks like they're having fun. Which is all good by us.

After all, the long-haired "rocker" used to date Mischa Barton. Surely Lydia Hearst is 10 times cooler than that anorexic waste. Way to move up in the world, Cisco.

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Ah, young love. Who needs flowers when you can just get matching tattoos you're going to want to have laser-removed in four months anyway?

Publishing heiress-model Lydia Hearst and her sometime boyfriend, the, um, incomparable Cisco Adler, are now sporting identical ink on their wrists.

Both Cisco Adler and Lydia Hearst (full name Lydia Hearst-Shaw) got a skeleton key tagged on them early last week, before showing up in costume to a tequila-heavy pre-Halloween bash at the infamous Los Angeles nightclub Hyde.

Lydia Hearst went as Wonder Woman, while Cisco Adler went in drag. Yeah. It looks as if former girlfriends Kimberly Stewart and Mischa Barton got off lucky.

"Lydia Hearst cryptically said that the tattoos are a symbol of a new way of life," a friend said. A new way of seeing Cisco Adler naked? We'll see.

These two getting matching tats? That's even crazier than Kat Von D and Alex "Orbi" Orbison - Cisco's Whitestarr bandmate - doing the same.

Kristin Cavallari and Nick Zano, though? That at least made some sense.

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Cisco Adler is more than just a dude who plays in a band and has giant balls. He's a dude who plays in a band, has giant balls and dates rich girls.

His new high-profile gal: model and publishing heiress Lydia Hearst-Shaw.

Adler, 29, lead singer for the band Whitestarr, split with Mischa Barton in February, and was previously engaged to Kimberly Stewart. There was also the pic of Cisco Adler naked found in Paris Hilton's locker.

Lately, though, he's been all over town with Lydia Hearst-Shaw, 23. The two attended The Cinema Society's screening of We Own the Night on October 9.

Lydia Hearst-Shaw and Cisco Adler, a hot new couple, were seen the following night sucking face in a private booth at New York's hot nightclub The Box.

They were together again Thursday at Tenjune, where Adler was a guest DJ.

Hearst-Shaw, who recently ended a long-term relationship with Justin Bertha, the sidekick of Nicolas Cage in National Treasure, is the face of Nars cosmetics - and the great-granddaughter of publishing magnate William Randolph Hearst.

"Yes, it is true that Cisco and Lydia have been seen together recently," says Lydia Hearst-Shaw publicist Alan Rish. "But I don't think this is serious. It is very new."

Is it as serious as the new relationship between Cisco Adler's bandmate, Alex "Orbi" Orbison, and LA Ink tattoo artist celebrity Kat Von D? We'll find out.

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