Bio
Cisco Adler just looks dirty. And he is.
He plays in some band called Whitestarr, used to date Mischa Barton and is famous for having giant balls.
Whatever, man. You have a pic of yourself naked stolen from Paris Hilton's locker sometimes. These things happen when you're Cisco Adler. Gotta roll with it
Naked or not, he used to be engaged to Kimberly Stewart, and has also dated Lydia Hearst. Not a bad resume for a total dirtball. As for right now? Cisco Adler is content with not showering and smoking a lot of weed.
Gossip
Clash of the Costumes: Cisco Adler vs. Perez Hilton (11/1/2009)
Which of these idiots looked dumber on Halloween: Cisco Adler or Perez Hilton?
Fargo, N.D., Citizen Arrests Cisco Adler (12/18/2008)
Mischa Barton's former boy toy apparently kicked some dude's ass. That'll get you locked up sometimes.
Cisco Adler Kicked Out of Hotel Bar (8/19/2008)
Alleged rocker and former Mischa Barton boy toy Cisco Adler was denied entry to or kicked out of Teddy's at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel...
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