Christina Hendricks

Two of America's most famous breasts turn 35 today.

So does Mad Men star Christina Hendricks.

The actress was named The Hottest Woman in America by Esquire in April and has begun production on season four of the AMC drama.

In related news Levi Johnston turns 20 today, meaning there's actually a bigger boob out there celebrating a birthday. In honor of Hendricks, we've posted a photo montage below. You're welcome, fellas...

Two of the most beautiful, naturally wholesome (read: large-breasted!) actresses on the planet are featured this week in a pair of magazines.

Yesterday, we gave readers a chance to ogle Christina Hendricks in Esquire. Go right ahead and do so again. Take your time. We understand.

Now, we're excited to present a series of new Scarlett Johansson pictures, as that actress gears up to publicize her role in Iron Man 2. First stop? The May 2010 issue of InStyle.

Inside the publication, Scarlett says "you’re not going to find me at 4 a.m. hitting up the club, bottle full of bub... I've never been part of a scandal that was really juicy."

If Johansson wants to change that and make a sex tape, we're not gonna stop her. But until that happens, let's create some controversy around the gorgeous star.

Compare her and Hendricks below and then answer the all-important question that follows:

Who would you rather?

In its latest issue, Esquire has a message: Megan Fox who?!?

The magazine ignores the actress many men consider to be the sexiest human being on the face of the earth, and instead hoists the title of Hottest Woman in America on a Mad Men cast member.

No, not January Jones. The honoree is Christina Hendricks.

This red-headed bombshell stars on the AMC hit as Joan Holloway. But she's best known for her ridiculously large, plump (real) breasts. That's just a fact, one Hendricks seems comfortable admitting and showing off in the pages of Esquire. See below:

In her feature article, the actress writes an open letter to men around the world. It offers up the following pieces of advice:

• Remember what we like.
• Never complain about our friends.
• We remember everything you say about our bodies, be it good or bad.
• We want you to order Scotch.
• No man should be on Facebook.
• Panties is a wonderful word.

As you stare at the Christina Hendricks pictures above, vote in the following poll: Is she the hottest woman in America?