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What do Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey and Britney Spears have in common?

If you said they possess giant boobs, a diva-like attitude and the delusion that people still care about their music, you'd be correct for the latter two singers.

But throw in the beautiful, pregnant Aguilera and here's what trait all these celebrities share: a new fragrance on the market.

The Hollywood Gossip marketing staff is here to analyze the promotional posters for all three perfumes, starting with Xtina:

Channeling her inner Justin Timberlake, Mrs. Jordan Bratman brings her sexy back to this advertising campaign. The perfume's tagline? Sometimes it's all you need to wear.

We hope Megan Fox follows that advice.

Similar to Christina, a naked Mariah Carey pimps herself out in the above ad. Said the singer about this product: "The inspirations for M by Mariah Carey were multiple places I've been, moments in my life and childhood memories. It combines my favorite scents and means so much to me. I wanted my fragrance to be like a gift to my fans."

And, hey, it only costs $175 for a half-ounce bottle!

Do you believe in a fragrance from Britney Spears? The mess of a mother hopes so, touting in her poster that "The greatest freedom is to believe in yourself."

We agree. Still, though, we're not sure why anyone would wanna smell like a train wreck. Carnage and smoke aren't an alluring combination.

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Christina Aguilera nude = Great marketing.

It's a simple equation. And it's one the pop star and her people are remaining true to as they roll out the campaign for her new brand of perfume. Take a look at an ad for it:

An Inspired Singer

"I love trying new things in my music and in fashion," Aguilera said. "To have a perfume of my own is the beginning of an exciting adventure."

Same for for us when it comes to staring at you in the buff, Christina.

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We all know Christina Aguilera is pregnant - and has large boobs as a result of it.

Nevertheless, the Dirrty singer is yet to go public with this information, and we respect her privacy on the matter. Paris Hilton, however? Not so much.

Down and Dirrrrty

Looking for yet another way to make celebrity news headlines, the heiress who hasn't changed one iota since her stint in jail announced the following to a packed nightclub in Las Vegas over the weekend:

"Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world. You're gorgeous," Hilton said at about 2 a.m. Sunday at a Christina Aguilera-hosted party.

The singer appeared temporarily shocked, People magazine reported, as she sat in her perch in the elevated VIP booth. She sank her head into the shoulder of husband Jordan Bratman as her friends looked shocked.

Of course Xtina had no choice but to quickly recover, so she laughed along with Hilton and the crowd â€" which included Adrien Grenier, Melanie Brown, Criss Angel and cast members from The Hills â€" erupted in applause.

And we couldn't be happier for Aguilera, as well. We just hope Paris goes back to minding her own business and making sex tapes.

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We know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but must Paris Hilton nude photos be copied from the past?

In the September issue of GQ in Germany, the recent jail bird is posing almost entirely in her birthday suit, squeezing a teddy bear who we sincerely hope scrubbed himself clean afterwards.

But - is it just us - or does this cover shot mirror that of Christina Aguilera naked on the cover of Maxim from a few years ago?

Each celebrity is on her knees, each's most private parts are covered by tiny underwear and something over her boobs, each's head is turned to the right.

Take a look for yourself:

Naked Paris Hilton

We'd expect Paris to be a bit more creative. After all, she typically has been with her men: Tyler Atkins and Stavros Niarchos aren't the most mainstream guys to have taken to bed.

Wonder how they feel about tapping such a copy catting piece of ass.

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Christina Aguilera has always been one of our favorite celebrities.

She actually possesses singing talent, she married a random, ugly guy and she stays under the celebrity gossip radar. It's all very refreshing.

But we can't help but question Xtina's sanity - and motives - after a recent comment she made regarding Britney Spears and her parental skills.

"Britney is a good person and a good mom. She's been under so much pressure since she was a child. I don't think any of us should judge her or jump to conclusions," Aguilera said.

Classic Beauties

In this classic celebrity picture, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera both look really pretty.

Was this just a pal, and former fellow Mouseketeer, sticking up for a troubled friend? Or might Christina have another reason for somehow claiming Britney is any better of a mother than Dina Lohan or Asia Nitollano?

After all, remember that Las Vegas club Jayden James' mother is helping to open next month? Christina is one of its investors, along with Nicole Richie's ex boy toy, DJ AM. Color us cynical, but it appears as though Mrs. Jordan Bratman is trying to defend the face of her new investment.

And that's a challenge. The way Britney dressed these days and slaps around her mom, Lynne Spears, doesn't exactly make her a model mother, daughter or person in general. But at least Aguilera is trying.

We wonder if she'll extol the virtues of Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian next.

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We have to apologize to Jordan Bratman because we know he'd prefer if no one else laid any eyes on his wife in her birthday suit.

But when a naked Christina Aguilera wraps herself in nothing but linens, how can we not alert readers to such a sight?

This singer one of the few beautiful and talented celebs out there.

But is she better looking than Jessica Alba nude? That's a tough call. The actress probably won't win any Academy Awards for her craft, but she has won the hearts of men everywhere with her sleek body and gorgeous smile. Cash Warren is one lucky fella. 

Christina Aguilera Nude Pic

Once you determine which of these lovely ladies is the sexiest, you're job isn't done. Take a look at our other hot body comparison and let us know if you find Holly Madison or Carmella DeCesare more attractive. Thank you.

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We'll never see Shyamali Malakar nude pics.

So stated her brother, Sanjaya, who - considering the photos of his sister below - is proving to be as talented a forecaster as he was a singer on American Idol.

The beloved singer from everyone's favorite reality show, of course, was referring to Shyamali getting naked for some famous magazine, but we thought we'd have a little fun with the image on her MySpace account of a guitar placed rather strategically.

After all, it's similar to a past Rolling Stone cover shot of Christina Aguilera. Take a look: 

Christina Aguilera Naked...

This picture, of course, was taken before rumors of an Xtina pregnancy hit the celebrity gossip world. We can't say for sure if Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are expecting or not, but we can say that both Christina and Shyamali look pretty darn good above, don't they?

This might not be as hot as our past Holly Madison vs. Carmella DeCesare nude photo finish, but blame the guitars for that.

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As a celebrity gossip blog, we're proud to be pregnant with information on famous people.

These days, though, those famous people are constantly rumored to be pregnant themselves. With a baby!

Xtina Pose

The talk of being knocked up began with Nicole Richie. And it hasn't ended for her, either. There's still a (disgusting) chance that Joel Madden implanted his seed inside her tiny uterus.

From there, rumors of impending motherhood spread like unsecured debt for payday loan borrowers.

Proving that Holly Madison nude doesn't just pose for photographers, that Playboy model has admitted she wants to have a child with Hugh Hefner. It remains to be seen if his boys can fully swim, however. We'll keep you informed.

Then, Kate Walsh decided to get in on the pregnancy rumors by standing in front of her fiance, Alex Young, as he touched her belly. They're obviously having a kid.

Now, The New York Post reports that a certain dirrrty singer is with child.

Did a nude Christina Aguilera get knocked up by her husband? 

Word that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby is "definitely true," according to a well-placed Page Six source, one that says the beauty has "been telling friends" and "has to be three months now, because she's announcing it."

This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman. She'd still have to churn out one more, of course, to equal that of former rival Britney Spears.

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Sometimes, all you need to wear is perfume.

Or so Christina Aguilera will have fans believe.

Pants, Schmants!

Following in the supposedly good-smelling footsteps of Britney Spears, Xtina will soon be coming out with her first fragrance. The tagline of the product?

Sometimes it's all you need to wear.

And often times, we bet it's all Aguilera wears on Sundays with Jordan Bratman. Did we ever mention how much we hate that guy?

The perfume, called Simply Christina Aguilera, will be launched globally this fall. It will be presented in a curvy glass bottle, intended to mirror the singer's silhouette - and supported by a print ad campaign featuring the singer's bare back painted with a black lace design.

That reminds us of this Christina Aguilera photo and her beautiful bare front.

Other celebs with their own fragrance line include David Beckham. And he's also posed nude in the past. But we prefer Christina.

Christina Aguilera Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Full Name
Christina María Aguilera

Christina Aguilera Quotes

It's kind of hilarious! I've never fit into an E-cup before. I look at my husband and go, 'Guess what size this bra is?' And when I tell him, he's just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory's sake!

Christina Aguilera [on her breastfeeding bust size]

Oh, my God, candy! I had a huge craving for candy toward the end of the pregnancy, from Starbursts to Skittles. I actually took a picture of myself with my big belly in a little lingerie top, surrounded by bowls of the candy I like

Christina Aguilera [on pregnancy cravings]
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