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We have to apologize to Jordan Bratman because we know he'd prefer if no one else laid any eyes on his wife in her birthday suit.

But when a naked Christina Aguilera wraps herself in nothing but linens, how can we not alert readers to such a sight?

This singer one of the few beautiful and talented celebs out there.

But is she better looking than Jessica Alba nude? That's a tough call. The actress probably won't win any Academy Awards for her craft, but she has won the hearts of men everywhere with her sleek body and gorgeous smile. Cash Warren is one lucky fella. 

Christina Aguilera Nude Pic

Once you determine which of these lovely ladies is the sexiest, you're job isn't done. Take a look at our other hot body comparison and let us know if you find Holly Madison or Carmella DeCesare more attractive. Thank you.

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We'll never see Shyamali Malakar nude pics.

So stated her brother, Sanjaya, who - considering the photos of his sister below - is proving to be as talented a forecaster as he was a singer on American Idol.

The beloved singer from everyone's favorite reality show, of course, was referring to Shyamali getting naked for some famous magazine, but we thought we'd have a little fun with the image on her MySpace account of a guitar placed rather strategically.

After all, it's similar to a past Rolling Stone cover shot of Christina Aguilera. Take a look: 

Christina Aguilera Naked...

This picture, of course, was taken before rumors of an Xtina pregnancy hit the celebrity gossip world. We can't say for sure if Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are expecting or not, but we can say that both Christina and Shyamali look pretty darn good above, don't they?

This might not be as hot as our past Holly Madison vs. Carmella DeCesare nude photo finish, but blame the guitars for that.

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As a celebrity gossip blog, we're proud to be pregnant with information on famous people.

These days, though, those famous people are constantly rumored to be pregnant themselves. With a baby!

Xtina Pose

The talk of being knocked up began with Nicole Richie. And it hasn't ended for her, either. There's still a (disgusting) chance that Joel Madden implanted his seed inside her tiny uterus.

From there, rumors of impending motherhood spread like unsecured debt for payday loan borrowers.

Proving that Holly Madison nude doesn't just pose for photographers, that Playboy model has admitted she wants to have a child with Hugh Hefner. It remains to be seen if his boys can fully swim, however. We'll keep you informed.

Then, Kate Walsh decided to get in on the pregnancy rumors by standing in front of her fiance, Alex Young, as he touched her belly. They're obviously having a kid.

Now, The New York Post reports that a certain dirrrty singer is with child.

Did a nude Christina Aguilera get knocked up by her husband? 

Word that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby is "definitely true," according to a well-placed Page Six source, one that says the beauty has "been telling friends" and "has to be three months now, because she's announcing it."

This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman. She'd still have to churn out one more, of course, to equal that of former rival Britney Spears.


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Sometimes, all you need to wear is perfume.

Or so Christina Aguilera will have fans believe.

Pants, Schmants!

Following in the supposedly good-smelling footsteps of Britney Spears, Xtina will soon be coming out with her first fragrance. The tagline of the product?

Sometimes it's all you need to wear.

And often times, we bet it's all Aguilera wears on Sundays with Jordan Bratman. Did we ever mention how much we hate that guy?

The perfume, called Simply Christina Aguilera, will be launched globally this fall. It will be presented in a curvy glass bottle, intended to mirror the singer's silhouette - and supported by a print ad campaign featuring the singer's bare back painted with a black lace design.

That reminds us of this Christina Aguilera photo and her beautiful bare front.

Other celebs with their own fragrance line include David Beckham. And he's also posed nude in the past. But we prefer Christina.


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Christina Aguilera is in the middle of her worldwide Back to Basics tour.

But that doesn't mean she and husband Jordan Bratman don't knowshow to keep the romance alive despite the distance.

Hi, Xtina!

"He'll fill my room with balloons and I won't be expecting it," she told People magazine Wednesday at a party in New York City for her Nylon magazine cover. "I'll come in the room and there will be balloons everywhere and a card and my favorite chocolates all around â€" and I'm always sending cards when I can, just cute little love notes."

What else makes their marriage work?

"Naked Sundays definitely keep it spicy! And we make sure that we always have fun together and keep it fun and sexy. We went to Disneyland with a couple of friends on Valentines Day, keeping it super fun and light."

"We go out to romantic dinners a lot. We always make key spots, dim, sexy spots. We do anything your average couple would do, but with an interesting twist."

X-tina says her and her hubby do plan on having a family - but like Gisele Bundchen said, don't expect any little ones just yet.

Bratman, a music exec, was on hand to support his wife Wednesday night at the Hotel Gansevoort, where other party guests included Eve, Lance Bass, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Amber Tamblyn, Alan Cumming, Joss Stone and Joel Madden.

Justin Timberlake also stopped by to chat with his former touring mate.


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They've already done battle over who looks better in a tiara.

But now Christina Aguilera and Fergie are really getting down and dirty. The sexy singers recently rocked the same dress for different occasions, forcing The Hollywood Gossip to ask readers who looks the best in it.

Christina Aguilera Weight Gain

We know who Josh Duhamel would pick, but he doesn't get a vote. Neither does Xtina's husband, Jordan Bratman. It's up to you, the unbiased fan, to show Fergie some love - or let Aguilera know just how awesome you think she is.

As far as our Photo Finish comparisons go, this is a tough one. No doubt. Past competitions, such as whether Matthew McConaughey topless looks better than a half-nude Owen Wilson, were no-brainers compared to this fasion face-off.

So take your time and make a decision. It may be the most important vote you cast until the 2008 Presidential Election.

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We've already showed you near nude Christina Aguilera photos from Maxim. Now, here's the interview that goes along with them:

A lot has changed since the last time we talked, eh? You're officially off the market. Is your husband cool with your sex symbol status?
That's partly why I fell in love with him. In my art I tend to be very sexual. I've always felt connected with my sexuality. I love [Jordan Bratman] because he has his own goals. He doesn't latch on to what I do. And because there are so many double standards, it's very important to me as a female to play upon sexuality and be very strong while incorporating that in my art and work.

Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera

What kind of double standards do you encounter in the music business?
Well, imagine if a woman released an album with the word sex in it, like Justin Timberlake's FutureSex/LoveSounds. Instead of feeling liberated by it, she'd be labled and called names…That's not to say I wouldn't do it.

How did a regular guy manage to score such a hot, gutsy superstar?
I've always liked normal guys. Guys in the entertainment business tend to be self-absorbed. They can also overlove what I do or get intimidated by it, which makes it difficult.

Is it hard to maintain your privacy - and keep your music under wraps - these days?
Yes, and it makes me sad for the entire music industry. You can download anything for free. You can look at anything, anytime, anywhere. The business is definitely more tabloid-driven than it was five years ago.

The Hollywood Gossip note: We think Antonella Barba understands.

There seems to be a new celebrity divorce in the tabloids every week. How do you guys keep it going? Role-playing? Costumes?
How did you get into my bedroom? [laughs] We always have fun. I like to play doctor.

Back to Basics has a track called "Still Dirrty," but some people say you're softening up. True?

But in the past you were always feuding with people like Pink, Eminem, and Jennifer Love Hewitt…
So much of that is a tabloid thing. When the media saw that my image was more aggressive, they ran with it. So many things get misconstrued. I have no interest in it. Life is dramatic enough. I don't need to create drama.

Then why did you write the song "F.U.S.S.," which stands for "F-ck You, Scott Storch," directed at your former producer?
That's a way of burying my experience with him. We did great work on Stripped. He was like a brother. Then he started working with other solo artists, and I felt like there should have been a little loyalty. When I tried to work with him again, he made uncalled-for demands. It was disappointing that someone would get affected like that.

Do you ever listen to your own music during sex?
There's no way I could do that. I'd be too busy analyzing my voice. I get very nitpicky. I like listening to Thom Yorke from Radiohead; that's good sexy-time music.

Good tip. What's next for you? Kids? Politics? Christina Aguilera, movie star?
I want to do movies more than ever. I've been reading scripts, but nothing has interested me. I don't want to play a singer - unless it's completely different from me and my music. When I step into acting, I really want to be acting.


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Note to Britney Spears:

It's possible to look sexy without looking trashy.

Christina Aguilera Nude for W

Don't believe us? Just ask former Mouseketeer pal, Christina Aguilera.

Here is the recent Grammy Award winner, posing for a photo spread in Maxim.

It's tasteful. It's attractive. It makes Xtina a role model for desperate women, such as Kim Kardashian, who think you need to put out a sex tape in order to gain attention.

Sheer talent is typically enough. Let's hope newcomers like Robyn Troup keep that in mind.

Let's also hope cameras catch the "Ain't No Other Man" singer on a Sunday next time. That would lead to some Christina Aguilera nude shots.

We're just sayin.


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No, this isn't the tagline for her latest tour.

Instead, it's what lucky husband Jordan Bratman gets to see at least once a week: Christina Aguilera nude. All day. In every activity.

Christina in Paris

"We claim ourselves to be coziest couple ever," the 26-year-old Grammy nominee tells Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show Wednesday. "We have something called naked Sundays."

"Excuse me?" DeGeneres asks, perhaps wishing to steal the idea for herself and Portia de Rossi. "Did you say naked Sundays?"

"You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up," says Aguilera, admitting that some added heat is required even though the two have only been married for "a big whole year."

"[In November] we just celebrated our first anniversary, and on Sundays we just do everything in the house, and we're just cozy and laid back," she says. "We don't need to go anywhere, we're just with each other." We do everything naked. We cook naked."

Sounds like this gal is nude more often tha Kim Kardashian on screen with Ray J.


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Christina Aguilera loves babies.

First, she sent a holiday package to Britney Spears and her two tykes: Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Xtina for Extra

Now, the singer has purchased a gift basket for the new loves in the life of Diddy: daughter D'Lila Star and Jessie James.

Aguilera contacted baby boutique Petit Tresor on Tuesday and had over $1,000 worth of girly things shipped to the music mogul's mansion, reports
The basket, which included two of every item for Diddy's kiddies, consisted of frog slippers, hand-embroidered clothing sets, musical teddy bears, pink cherry shoes, chenille pillows, mobiles, and leather diaper bags.

It's the sort of gesture that might make The Sports Gal actually like Xtina.

Beside being friends, Christina and Diddy share a business relationship; Christina is featured on Diddy's latest single "Tell Me," while his girl group, Danity Kane, will open for Aguilera on her upcoming tour.

Diddy and girlfriend Kim Porter welcomed the twins on December 21.

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