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Chrissy Teigen's drunk first pitch made her the Queen of the Internet yesterday, and it seems she's intent on keeping the trend going today, by showing the online world the only thing it loves more than cats squeezing into tight spaces.

You guessed it - a ginormous rack!

Chrissy Teigen for Esquire

Apparently it's not enough that she showed up 50 Cent by demonstrating that even a skinny drunk girl can throw a better first pitch. Now she's issuing an indirect challenge to Kim Kardashian.

You see, for weeks now Kim's huge boobs have dominated the Internet, pushing minor issues like that pesky Ebola outbreak to the margins, where they belong. 

Now Chrissy Teigen is here to say, "Hey, other people have boobs too, ya know. Check out this awesome pair, for example."

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The David Wells of supermodels, Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl Chrissy Teigen says she "pretty drunk" before she took the mound Tuesday.

At Dodger Stadium, a successful Chrissy Teigen first pitch kicked off L.A.'s game against the crosstown Angels. Not even margaritas could slow this ace!

It was an interesting day prior to the first pitch, apparently.

Teigen began by sharing a photo of her father on Instagram, noting: "Dad making birthday margaritas like only dad can!! I love you dad, happy birthday!!!!"

That picture was soon followed up by a pair of tweets:

  • "Crap I'm pretty drunk."
  • "My mom is bombed."

An hour later she posted a Vine video where she is seen practicing for her first pitch duties with husband John Legend, and appearing a little wobbly.

Fortunately, the beauty acquitted herself fairly well, and even if she flopped, margaritas make for a real excuse, unlike 50 Cent's masturbation injury ...

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Chrissy Teigen threw out the first pitch at last night's Dodgers game in Los Angeles, and she nailed it with her jersey and short shorts (and the pitch itself).

The gorgeous model Tweeted that she prepared ahead of time, with the help of her husband, singer John Legend ... though she wasn't too worried:

"Throwing out the first pitch at the @dodgers game August 5. Making john practice with me now. I have such a false confidence after watching 50 cent."

That 50 Cent first pitch truly will live in infamy forever.

Chrissy had to overcome at least one obstacle, however. Prior to the game, she wrote that her father was making celebratory margaritas for his birthday.

Apparently having sampled the product, Chrissy and her mom had too many. "Crap I'm pretty drunk," she wrote, and added, "My mom is bombed."

You wouldn't know it from the pitch, which almost made it to the catcher's mitt and was more or less on line. Hey, as she said, 50 set the bar awfully low.

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Earlier this week, after Nick Viall broke the underwritten Bachelorette rule of bringing up the Fantasy Suite on live television, Bob Beckel of Fox News made his feelings on Andi Dorfman clear.

"She's a slut!" the chauvinistic idiot screamed, explaining that Dorfman slept with one guy and didn't "tell the other guy about it."

The outburst made us wonder how Beckel would categorize male stars of The Bachelor who do the same exact thing every season - and also made us think back to many other instances where the S-Word got tossed around in a shameful manner.

Is Miley Cyrus a slut because of how she dresses and dances? Does the Farrah Abraham sex tape make its lead actress a slut? And should you ever really refer to your baby mama as a slut?

All profound questions. All worth pondering as you browse through the following slut-based celebrity scandals, starting with Beckel's buffoonery:

Fox News Shames Andi Dorfman
Andi Dorfman was called a slut on Fox News this week. Seriously. Watch the insulting clip.

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Yes, Stuart Scott's ESPY speech was the emotional high point.

Yes, the Chris Brown-Drake skit made for some great comedy.

But Chrissy Teigen and Erin Andrews posing together on the red carpet Wednesday night at the ESPYs made for every Sports Illustrated reader's dream.

Chrissy Teigen and Erin Andrews

Leave it to John Legend's wife to pull off another gravity-defying ensemble and making a jumpsuit look sexy. Not just any jumpsuit, mind you, but still.

That's not an outfit choice anyone can pull off. At all.

As for Fox Sports' go-to reporter Erin Andrews, the blonde beauty and perennial sports fan crush stunned alongside her in a white strapless dress.

You can't really give a wrong answer here, but ...

VOTE: Which ESPYs beauty is hotter?


Need more information to base your votes on here? Check out our galleries of Chrissy Teigen photos and Erin Andrews photos after the jump.

That should help. We aim to please.

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We've all seen Chrissy Teigen nude before, so we know everything is where it should be, which just makes this oddly nip-less GQ Mexico cover that much more upsetting.

Chrissy Teigen Topless, Photoshopped

Given how much of her left boob is exposed there should at least be a hint of areola there, instead John Legend's wife has been made to look as anatomically incorrect as a human Barbie.

Other than that, the cover - like pretty much every photo of Chrissy - looks gorgeous, so we're guessing the editors were just too in love with this particular shot to pass it up and decided to work their way around the nip slip issue by whatever means necessary.

Unfortunately, they picked the dumbest method available. 

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What does one of the world's most successful pop artists have in common with a Fox News contributor?

How is a model similar to a Pretty Little Liars star, who is similar to... however the heck you would describe Courtney Stodden?

All have donned their birthday suits online at various points in the recent past, posting photos to Instagram of themselves in bed, on a hotel balcony or, in the case of Harry Styles, just hanging out with friends. Naked.

Consider the following images Not Safe for Work (or Wife) and click around now. Be warned, however:

One photo really is of Geraldo Rivera nude. Take whatever precaution necessary before viewing.

Harry Styles Naked
Harry Styles is very much naked in this Instagram photo. If only that guy would move his head!!!

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It may have snowed on Mother's Day in Colorado, and many of us have still been running heat in May, but at last, the temperature is warming up nicely.

Of course, that could be all in our heads after looking at pictures of some of the hottest bikini bodies in Hollywood, but hey, it's warm. We're not complaining.

But really, summer is upon us. That means beach trips and bikini body selfies galore from our favorite celebrities. Check out these insanely hot bikini bodies now!

Chrissy Teigen
John Legend's wife, Chrissy Teigen, has an amazing bikini body. Emphasis on body.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are growing more and more famous by the day for barely appropriate bikini selfies and the fame-finding bandwagon they've climbed upon

Don't get us started on their older half-sisters, who need no introduction.

And how can we forget Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen and their fellow Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model stunners who get paid to look hot in bikinis?

(But really, we'd just like to be one of the assistants on those photo shoots...)

Ahhh, summer. We love you.

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Need some hair-raising inspiration for your spring style makeover this year? Have we got some pictures for you.

Hollywood's hottest stars change their hair like regular people change their, well, you know how the saying goes.

One of the hottest looks right now?


Chrissy Teigen
Chrissy Teigen recently added bangs to her look. What do you think?

Side-swept, thick, or fringe, bangs are in!

They're an easy way to update your look without breaking the bank. While some of us pull them off better than others, occasionally we meet people who should never, ever be without them.

(Looking at you, Zooey Deschanel.)

Scroll through our gallery of nine celebrities with and without bangs and tell us which look you prefer, then check out another hot hair trend - the ombre - below!

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Here's one trend we hope doesn't catch on: sex in an airplane. Oh yes, we're talking about the mile-high club. Specifically, celebrities who are in the mile-high club.

From private jets (definitely the safer option) to throwing a blanket over themselves and getting busy, some famous Hollywood faces are being quite candid about their coitus.

Thanks to celebrity gossip websites and their own bragging on the subject, we now know about the sky high sexcapades of several of our favorite stars.

Some, like Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro, aren't shocking at all. There's almost nothing those two didn't do during their time as a couple. 

Others, however, are a little unexpected. See if you agree!

Scroll through these 13 celebrities in the mile high club:

Miranda Kerr
Miranda Kerr is a multiple-time member of the mile high club having had "an orgasm in the air before. Alone. And together."

And let's not forget about that other, slightly less salacious airline club, of sorts: Follow the jump to click through THG's gallery of mile-high selfies ...

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