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You need not have a penis to appreciate Kim Kardashian bikini photos.

Asked by E! News whether this reality star would be a good fit for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, Chrissy Teigen replied with an enthusiastic yes and added:

"She would be fantastic. I mean if there is a swimsuit body out there, its Kim Kardashian, my goodness!

21 Hottest Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos
Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn't it?
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Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic

1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic

Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn't it?

Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return!

2. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return!

It's back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it!

Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump

3. Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump

Take this, haters! Kim Kardashian bares her pregnant stomach in a bikini on this Us Weekly Cover.

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4. Kim Kardashian Bikini Pose

Kim Kardashian poses here in a bikini. It's an unusual look for the reality star. She typically wears so many more layers.

New Kim Kardashian Bikini Pic

5. New Kim Kardashian Bikini Pic

Kim Kardashian hikes up her bikini bottom in this Twit pic. Do you like the look?

Kim Kardashian Bikini Image

6. Kim Kardashian Bikini Image

Hey, Kim Kardashian is back in a bikini! The reality star decided to Tweet this photo, just because really.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Photograph

7. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photograph

Kim Kardashian is on a diet. It consists of being rich and having lots of time to spend with a personal trainer.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos

8. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos

Kim Kardashian has posted these photos of herself in a bikini on Twitter. Why? Because that's what Kim Kardashian does.

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9. Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweet

Kim Kardashian has Tweeted this photo of herself in a bikini. Why? Because that's what Kim Kardashian does.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover

10. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover

Kim Kardashian has found a diet that works, as touted on this tabloid cover. It's called "Airbrushing."

Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo

11. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo

Kim Kardashian says she wants to get a six-pack. We don't think she needs to change anything about her body at all.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Shot

12. Kim Kardashian Bikini Shot

Reggie Bush looks on approvingly as Kim Kardashian models a bikini for GQ. These two have a remarkably stable relationship.

Kim Kardashian Bikini

13. Kim Kardashian Bikini

Kim Kardashian is all wet. She's probably thinking about Reggie Bush.

Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Body

14. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Body

Kim Kardashian is officialy back! She posted this photo of herself in a bathing suit to Instagram.

Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pit

15. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pit

Kim Kardashian in a one-piece? Eh, we prefer this busty brunette in a bikini.

Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Shot

16. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Shot

Yup. It's another Kim Kardashian bathing suit photo. The reality star really has too much time on her hands.

Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pic

17. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pic

Kim Kardashian shows off some serious cleavage in this Instagram photograph. That's really nothing new for her, of course.

Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit

18. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit

Kim Kardashian thinks she's a Bond Girl. What do you make of this unique swimming creation?

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Why does this bikini look small on Kim Kardashian? Because it actually belongs to Kylie Jenner.

Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie

20. Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie

Kim Kardashian likes showing off her boobs. This is an especially nice cleavage shot.

Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pose

21. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pose

Kim Kardashian is modeling a bathing suit here that sells for $140. Totally reasonable, right?

The 28-year old Teigen was featured on the cover of this magazine's latest revealing issue... but she says she can't even match Kim's impressive features.

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Once again, Chrissy Teigen is heating up the Internet, and not just by stripping down and sharing a naked photo on Instagram (though she did do that).

The 30-year-old model fired back at someone who told her to cover up after posting this picture of herself wearing just a pair of bunny ears on a couch:

Chrissy Teigen Naked on Instagram

Either your jaw drops due to her beauty or you shrug your shoulders, but either way it's Chrissy Teigen nude ... not unusual or upsetting in any way, right?


One displeased follower commented, "You are a married woman - cover up or find other means of fulfilling your depraved need for attention cup."


The Sports Illustrated cover girl model fought back by ripping the commenter's own Instagram, writing, "Keep taking pictures of crayons you crayola bitch ass."

She screen-capped the exchange and captioned it, "Thug Life." Yes, this actually happened. Gotta love social media. Check it out after the jump:

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Chrissy Teigen was live Tweeting the 2014 Academy Awards last night when she got a little too excited at the prospect of Angelina Jolie on the red carpet.

So excited, she literally crapped herself ... or so she wrote by accident on Twitter.

Instead of "body shutting down," Chrissy wrote "body sh-tting down" ... which she received backlash for and then decided to run with because she's like that.

Her fans also got in on the action too. Check out the series of crappy Tweets:

Chrissy Teigen Oscar Tweets
Classic typo. Classic Chrissy Teigen.
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Body S--tting Down

1. Body S--tting Down

Classic typo. Classic Chrissy Teigen.

Not S--tting

2. Not S--tting

Sure Chrissy. Sure.

Seriously. She's Not.

3. Seriously. She's Not.

Please stop!

Bradley Pooper

4. Bradley Pooper

Okay, time to just roll with it.

Leo DiCraprio

5. Leo DiCraprio

Another good one.

Brad ...

6. Brad ...

Too easy.

Amy Shattams

7. Amy Shattams

Past tense non-word. Well played on that one!


8. Boweltro?

Gotta give Chrissy's fans credit for getting in on this ... but no.


9. Shartum?

Really? That doesn't sound even a little but like Tatum.


10. Poopita

There it is.

Yet another reason we love John Legend's wife. So funny. So unfiltered.

Leave it to Chrissy to liven up the 2014 Oscars on social media. Ellen and Jennifer might want to team up with Teigen for some tandem hosting in the future.

While we're on the topic of the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl, here are 13 more reasons (read: Chrissy Teigen bikini photos) we love her!

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That's what best friends are for. 

Brooklyn Decker had quite the silly reaction when she found out BFF Chrissy Teigen had landed the coveted cover of the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

"Ps- I peed my pants when I found out. Literally. Peed down my leg. @CHRISSYTEIGEN!!!!!!," the blond beauty revealed on Twitter.

it's safe to say she was pretty excited. 

A topless Chrissy graces the mag's 50th anniversary edition alongside models Nina Agdal and Lily Aldridge

Her good buddy Brooklyn appeared (also topless) on the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

We love that the gals are so supportive of one another, even if urination is involved.

And thanks to social media these two have made it clear that they're one hell of a goofy team when they're not busy posing in their bikinis. 

Do you remember when Teigen gave Decker a "vagina raspberry?" We do. 

Chrissy's not only one of the hottest models out there, she's also a hilarious tweeter. Congrats on the cover, girl!

If you want even more Teigen, feast your eyes on some of her sexiest pics now:

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The cover of Sports Illustrated's 50th Anniversary Swimsuit Issue went to not one, not two, but three models in Lily Aldridge, Chrissy Teigen and Nina Agdal.

Wearing barely-there bikini bottoms, the beauties got cheeky in the watershed issue, turning to the camera and show off their perfectly toned backsides.

The 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover trio had to endure a brutal shoot in the Cook Islands ... compared to Kate Upton's Antarctic adventure:

Not since 1994's "Dream Team" of Kathy Ireland, Elle MacPherson and Rachel Hunter has a trio of supermodels appeared on the cover of the buzzworthy issue.

Chrissy Teigen (right) and Nina Agdal (left) are veterans of the annual bikini photo extravaganza, while Aldridge (center) is a newcomer, but a worthy one.

"I feel so lucky," Aldridge, the 28-year-old wife of Kings of Leon's Caleb Followill and mother to 19-month-old-daughter Dixie, said. "It's a dream come true."

Adds Nina Agdal, 21, "I'm speechless. It was my goal. I couldn't be happier to be on this year's cover. Absolutely amazing!" Teigen, 28, had a similar take:

"I started crying. It was a weird shaking [and] trembling ... I didn't believe it."

The real question: Which of these SI hotties is the hottest? Vote below!

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Kate Upton has been dethroned, but at least it took three supermodels to do it. Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen cover the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!

The stunning threesome appears topless and nearly bottomless, facing away from readers but looking back toward the camera and flashing million-dollar smiles.

Not sure if this can combat the polar vortex, but the SI Swimsuit Issue is always a nice February surprise in your mailbox, or inbox nowadays. Feast your eyes below:

The buzzed-about 50th anniversary cover was revealed Thursday night on Sports Illustrated‘s Swim Daily blog, before getting its TV debut on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Chrissy Teigen, who is married to R&B singer John Legend, has been Swimsuit Issue (and social media) staple in 2010, but this is the beauty's first cover.

It’s the rookie year for Lily Aldridge, a Victoria’s Secret model married to Kings of Leon member Caleb Followill, while Nina Agdal made her SI debut in 2012.

As for that Barbie Swimsuit issue cover, that was clever advertising by Mattel and SI, though it is said to wrapped around at least 1,000 copies of the magazine.

In any case, which 2014 SI cover girl is your favorite? Vote!


And it's okay, Kate Upton fans ... you'll always have these:

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Chrissy Teigen and John Legend shocked her Instagram followers by posting a video on Christmas in which he grabbed her throat in an apparent prank.

The supermodel, 28, begins to say "Merry Christmas" in the video, which has now been removed from her account, before her husband, 34, reaches in.

Chrissy then pretends to look distressed as she asks for "help" ...

  • Chrissy Teigen Choked
  • Chrissy Teigen Choking

The pair went on to play-fight, but perhaps after receiving some worried responses from fans, she decided to remove the video from her Instagram.

Chrissy Teigen, who married John in Italy this year, is no stranger to having no filter on social media. Remember her "vagina raspberry" video?

No? Well, a seemingly-tipsy Chrissy could be seen blowing a raspberry into the crotch of fellow Sports Illustrated stunner Brooklyn Decker in that one.

Check it out after the jump ...

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In breaking supermodel news, Chrissy Teigen blew a raspberry on Brooklyn Decker's vaginal area and shared it with the world on Instagram. Awesome.

A seemingly drunk Teigen provided a brief, but instructional video in which she places her face over the crotch of her fellow Sports Illustrated stunner.

"This is the video called vagina raspberry," says the narrator. And so it begins.

Chrissy Teigen buries her face in Brooklyn's crotch and blows hard. The end.

Both ladies are taken - Chrissy by John Legend and Brooklyn Decker by Andy Roddick - so this is as close as you'll ever get to giving them one of these.

That's why Instagram was invented though. Cheers.

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Brooklyn Decker was the Maid of Honor.

Erin Andrews was a bridesmaid.

And yet with both of these beauties playing a role in Chrissy Teigen's wedding to John Legend over the weekend, Kim Kardashian managed to once again steal the spotlight...

... by not even showing up!

As explained in the above video, Kanye West was forced to attend the ceremony alone because Kim was home with little North West.

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After six years together, John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are married! The singer and supermodel tied the knot this afternoon in Lake Como, Italy.

Chrissy Teigen, John Legend Photo

The couple's "intimate" ceremony was attended by the likes of Kanye West, Brooklyn Decker (as maid of honor) and Biz Markie, among others.

Teigen, 27, was fittingly serenaded by Legend, 34.

"I will be singing for her, 'All Of Me,' which I wrote for her," the Grammy-winner revealed before the big day. "I wrote most of [my latest] album about her."

The song is featured on his latest album Love In The Future, and also features a music video that apparently co-starred Chrissy Teigen topless.

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