For now at least, The Hills' Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have bawled and bailed on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. According to reports, a different Hills personality was (or is) in talks to replace the gruesome twosome on the series.
That led to celeb news outlets calling around and asking if it might be Audrina Patridge taking Speidi's place on the NBC remake of the British reality show.
The response from her manager was priceless: "Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
Oh, snap! As you could have set your watch to, Spencer Pratt was quick to respond to Audzo's comments, offering the following rebuttal to TMZ:
"Heads up, Audrina. Just because you have a one night stand with a guy who's in a movie called Star Trek doesn't make you a star. You're just a ho."
Wow. A low blow even for Spencer Pratt, but effective.
Unfortunately for Audrina, Speidi doesn't stay muzzled for long.
He was of course referencing Chris Pine, who has been romantically linked to Audrina Patridge lately. So far, she has been coy on whether the two are an item.
Asked at the MTV Movie Awards - where they sat together - if Pine would be on her new reality show (which she is shopping with Mark Burnett), she said:
"There's always romance. We haven't started filming, but it will be my life. I'm opening up everything that I have going on in my life right now - everything."
Well, thanks for that non-answer, Audrina Patridge. You heard it here first.
UPDATE: Heidi and Spencer are remaining on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! after all, according to their rep, who said "Heidi and Spencer are still in the jungle and part of the show." You may now return to your lives.