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We knew Chris Christie could (allegedly) create a mass traffic jam on a popular bridge out of spite.

But who knew the New Jersey Governor could make us crack up?!?

The likely 2016 Presidential candidate appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon Thursday and helped the host explain the Evolution of Dad Dancing.

Christie’s impressive hilarious routines included the “Republic Convention,” The “Democratic Convention" and the “This bridge Is Closed."

How did Christie's moving and shaking compare to Michelle Obama's dance moves on The Tonight Show? Watch and decide now!

From Chris Christie dancing to Honey Boo Boo cheerleading, it's safe to say you don't know what to expect each night from Fallon.

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Forget all the flak he's taking from the press. And from voters. And from political opponents who think this could spell the end of his 2016 Presidential election bid.

THIS has to hurt the most for Chris Christie.

On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, the governor's very own musical hero joined the show's host on stage for a reworked version of "Born to Run," one that skewered Christie for his role in Bridgegate.

Yes, even Bruce Springsteen is now piling on in light of a scandal that involves Christie's subordinates purposely causing a major traffic jam for residents of Fort Lee, New Jersy because the mayor of that city didn't support Christie.

Causing kids to be late for school and thousands of people to be late for work? Not funny. The lyrics and presentation of the following parody? Totally hilarious.

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Chris Christie was re-elected as New Jersey governor in a landslide Tuesday, posting a 60-39 percent victory over his challenger, state Sen. Barbara Buono.

For months, the popular Republican held a sizable lead in the polls as Buono failed to get her campaign off the ground. He never gave an inch.

Chris Christie was re-elected with widespread support from men, women, independents, members of his own party, and even three in 10 Democrats.

"I'm the luckiest guy in the world," Christie said, flanked by his wife Mary Pat and their four children, during his acceptance speech in Asbury Park, N.J.

The Democratic challenger, Buono, won the votes of liberals, African-Americans, and young voters, but that was not nearly enough to stop Christie.

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New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is one of the country's most popular and high-profile politicians, but Jersey Shore stars Snooki and JWoww are not impressed.

It was the Republican's recent appeal against the court ruling allowing same-sex marriage in the Garden State that left a bad taste in JWoww's mouth.

"He's retarded," she said. "He's a disgrace to Jersey just like we were!"

Well, at least half of that statement is undeniably accurate, if you follow.

Chris Christie wants the state to appeal a judge's ruling that it must allow gay marriage; a definite decision on the matter will be made by October 21.

JWoww, meanwhile, has issued a mea culpa of sorts. She took to her Twitter on Tuesday, October 1, to apologize for her offensive word choice:

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New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has signed a bill barring licensed therapists from trying to turn gay teenagers straight, according to multiple reports.

The bill passed both houses of the New Jersey Legislature with bipartisan support.

Assemblyman Tim Eustace, who sponsored the gay conversion therapy ban and is openly gay, described the therapy as "an insidious form of child abuse."

In a signing note accompanying the bill that will be made public Monday, Christie said he believes people are born gay and that homosexuality is not a sin.

The Republican also said the health risks of trying to change a child's sexual orientation outweigh concerns over the government setting limits on parental choice.

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New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie may indeed be the hottest politician out there ... figuratively. He's leading two 2016 presidential polls among Republicans.

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A Rasmussen Reports poll Wednesday shows Christie, who is expected to win reelection in New Jersey handily this year, leading the potential GOP field.

His 21 percent support edges Florida Sen. Marco Rubio (18 percent) and former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (16 percent), both of whom may also run.

Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul is behind Bush with 15 percent, while 2012 Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan garnered 13 percent of the vote.

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Chris Christie leads a new survey of "hottest politicians" in the U.S., but not "hottest" as in how Juan Pablo Galavis was the "hottest" Bachelorette contestant.

The New Jersey Governor and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton scored best on Quinnipiac's "Thermometer of Voter Attitudes" in a recent poll.

Christie, at 53.1 degrees on the "Thermometer," Clinton, 52.1 degrees and Sen. Warren (D-MA), at 49.2 degrees, are all "hotter" than President Obama.

Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) matches the president, at 47.6 degrees, although 75 percent of voters said they didn't know enough about her to rate her.

For Republican Christie, who is expected to win reelection easily this year in a highly Democratic state, it's yet another sign that his star is on the rise.

However, he only scores eighth hottest among GOP voters.

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When New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Snooki run into each other on a Jersey Shore boardwalk, awkwardness ensues. For them. For THG, quality viewing.

During the meeting, which took place as they filmed separate segments for NBC's Today, Snooki griped that Christie was standing too close to her.

Hilariously, he responded by standing even closer to the reality star.

CC then extended a hand to Snook (who was flanked by JWoww and Deena), she replied, "I just wanted to meet you, and just, hope you start to like us.”

As Snooki walks away, her facial expression is hilarious. Watch:

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New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie secretly underwent lap-band stomach surgery this year to lose weight, the politician himself confirmed to the N.Y. Post.

He told the newspaper he was thinking of his four young children and how it was time to start improving his health when he decided to have the procedure.

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“I’ve struggled with this issue for 20 years,” he said. “For me, this is about turning 50 and looking at my children and wanting to be there for them.”

The Republican also insisted that, contrary to what observers may say, the effort to slim down was not motivated by thoughts of the 2016 election.

“It’s so much more important than that,” he said.

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New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has a warning for Prince Harry:

No getting caught naked when you visit the Garden State.

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A listener asked Christie on a radio call-in show Monday if there are any plans to make sure the Harry, 28, behaves during his trip to N.J. later this spring.

Christie says he'll be with him the entire time of his visit, and that Queen Elizabeth II knows she can trust her grandson with the Governor of New Jersey.

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