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The already infamous Chris Brown neck tattoo is not Rihanna. Probably.

Brown's rep says it's actually a Mexican Day of the Dead-inspired tattoo, and that there's no connection to his ex or any battered women, resemblances he damned.

We'll buy that. Even Chris wouldn't have the audacity to tattoo Rihanna's bruised face on his neck. Probably. With these two, you can't assume anything.

Brown Neck Tat

We're over it though. It's time to talk about the obligatory parodies.

The outrage at even the thought of Chris pulling such a move - and the ridiculousness of the tattoo itself - instantly sparked a whole host of Internet memes.

Click to enlarge some classics below, from Brown tattooing his own face, to Taylor Swift listing her famous exes to Kristen Stewart immortalizing R-Patt:

  • Chris Brown Tattoo
  • Taylor Swift Neck Tattoo
  • Lindsay Lohan Face Tattoo
  • Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Tattoo
  • Ryan Gosling Tattoo
  • Justin Timberlake Tattoo (Fake)

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Chris Rock absolutely roasted Chris Brown on the Today Show Thursday in an off-the-cuff bit that left Matt Lauer, Al Roker and Elmo at a loss for words.

As Matt was coming back from commercial, he referenced the lovely New York City weather, which he hopes holds up for Brown's concert Friday.

"We're hoping the same kind of weather hits us tomorrow when we've got Chris Brown out on the plaza," said Lauer. And then this happened:

Rock, of course, never lets a good domestic violence joke go to waste.

"Did you say you hope the same weather HITS you? I hope some weather doesn't SMACK us upside the head," the comedian joked, making an obvious reference to Chris Brown's signature career achievement, beating the heck out of Rihanna.

The entire Today crew couldn't contain their laughter, which is especially funny when you consider that Brown is performing on the show tomorrow.

Sorry, Team Breezy, but there's just no defending your man anymore.

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The adventures of Chris Brown are given the superhero treatment in a new animated viral video. A regular caped crusader, the singer dispatches of criminal miscreants across the land, using some of his trademark moves and quotes. It's a sight to behold.

Some of the dialogue is taken directly from Chris' Twitter post after his Grammy win, as well as that pesky police report, giving it that much more authenticity.

This is NOT a superhero you want to mess with, clearly:

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It goes without saying that the Internets are an amazing place.

Where else can you find a video of Chris Brown's "Look At Me Now," drawn in MS Paint, Windows 3.0 style, with a near-literal interpretation of the lyrics?

They say everything old is new again. If that's true, CB should consider enlisting this YouTube artiste for his next video. Team Breezy would approve.

If only they had reenacted Chris Brown's Halloween costume ...

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How can you hate from outside the club / You can't even get in!

Yellow model chick / Yellow bottle sipping / Yellow Lamborghini / Yellow top missing / Yeah, yeah / That s--t look like a toupee

I get what you get in 10 years, in two days / Ladies love me, I'm on my Cool J / If you get what I get, what would you say?

Most kids don't sport a vocabulary as hip as this, but that's what makes three-year-old Jayden so ... smart? Fly? Gangsta? Poorly-raised?

It's hard to say. Watch the youngster Chris Brown's hit song "Look at Me Now" in mid-grilled cheese below and decide for yourself ...

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It's a good thing Chris Brown wasn't on the Dancing With the Stars season premiere last night, because everyone else would have just thrown in the towel.

Last week, the R&B singer made a funny cameo on Comedy Central's Tosh.0, showing off some SICK dance moves in the hilarious program's writers room.

You have to watch the video to understand the absurd context in which this happened, but it all started like many Tosh segments do - with a viral video.

Watch Chris show 'em how it's done below ...

Chris Brown Biography

Chris Brown Tattoo Chris Brown was born in 1989, which means he couldn't even buy beer when he first broke onto the scene. But man, this R&B singer... More »
Born
Birthplace
Tappahannock, Virginia
Full Name
Christopher Maurice Brown
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