by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We all know that text messages can sometimes be hilarious. Like when they're sent by mom.

Or if the the characters on Game of Thrones ever learned how to text.

But sometimes it's best to just put your phone away and think twice - nay, three times! - before picking it back up and hitting Send.

Like when you're slamming a famous ex-girlfriend and her untalented lady parts. Or when you're a married professional golfer and you wanna bang a porn star. Or when your name is Anthony Weiner.

Below, THG presents 13 of the most well-known celebrity text message scandals of all-time, with far too many involving penis photos and one too many involving a bloodied, beaten Rihanna:

Justin Bieber vs. Selena Gomez
They've gotten back together and broken up again since, but in January 2014, Justin Bieber allgedly texted Selena Gomez to keep her "talentless [lady part]" away from him.

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Locked up since March, Chris Brown was sentenced on Friday to spend another four months behind bars for violating his probation in the Rihanna case.

Brown was in court to admit he violated his probation by getting into a fight with a dude in Washington D.C., although he has pleaded not guilty to assault.

Probation can be revoked even without a conviction, though, if the judge feels Chris does not actively try to obey all laws. Clearly that's an issue for him.

The judge therefore sentenced him to a year in jail, the maximum time he could impose on the R&B singer without revoking his probation permanently.

Had he done that, Chris could've gone to state prison for four years - the maximum sentence for the assault on Rihanna he pleaded guilty to in 2009.

Chris got a break since the judge took into account that he was recently diagnosed with PTSD and bipolar disorder, which may account for his violence.

Continue Reading...

Tags: ,

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Who are the most overexposed celebrities in Hollywood?

According to a recent survey, Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian top this list.

But a future Hall of Fame quarterback, an ex-congressman and a singer known for beating up on women are at the forefront of a different kind of overexposed rundown, one that focuses on the male genitalia.

Indeed, all seven of the men pictured here have revealed their penises in unusual, typically inappropriate manners. And - shocker! - nearly every time, the private part has become a matter of public record.

Click away now and, don't worry, the photos below actually are safe for work:

Brett Favre
Brett Favre didn't just send another woman a photo of his penis in 2010. He did so while married... and the other woman was an employee of the team for whom he played.

Tags: , , , , , ,

by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Things aren't looking good for Chris Brown.

Earlier today the singer's bodyguard Christopher Hollosy was found guilty of attacking Parker Adams. Now, after 6 weeks behind bars, Brown's assault trial is underway and legal experts expect similar results. 

Chris Brown Angry Photo

If Breezy is found guilty (more likely now that Hollosy has been convicted), his probation stemming from his 2009 attack on Rihanna could be revoked, resulting in immediate prison time.

Chris and his bodyguard were arrested in connection with an assault on Adams that occurred in 2013 outside the W Hotel in Washington, DC. 

The singer was ordered to attend a court-ordered counseling program, but Chris was kicked out of rehab for violating the rules of the facility.

Since then, he has been shuttled between prisons and reports from inside say he was in solitary confinement for a significant stretch.

Continue Reading...

Tags: ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Model Stasiya Maria is suing Chris Brown, claiming his modeling agency took photos of her and is now using her image without having paying her a penny.

In other news ... Chris Brown has a modeling agency.

  • Stasiya Maria Pic
  • Chris Brown Shirtless, Tattoos

Stasiya Maria claims she was invited to a test shoot for the agency, Legendary Faces, on March 21. This meeting, she says, turned into a giant casting call.

She says she had no idea what was going on, but played along just the same, posing for a few bikini photos with other girls in lingerie. Modeling work.

However, Maria claims she never signed a release.

This has become an issue because she's now featured in two Instagram promotional videos the company produced, essentially marketing them for free.

Maria's lawyer fired off a letter to Chris Brown's company, demanding it take the videos down immediately or she will follow through with a lawsuit.

Legendary Faces had no comment on the matter ... most likely because the face of the company is traveling on Con Air to D.C. to face trial for assault.

Tends to throw a wrench into a lot of PR efforts.

Continue Reading...

Tags: , ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Chris Brown will stay in jail until at least April 17, when his D.C. assault case goes to trial, after a judge shut down his bid to win release yesterday.

The singer was kicked out of rehab and arrested Friday; the judge had ordered Brown to stay in rehab while the assault case played out in court.

At issue is whether or not he violated his probation in the Rihanna case; Brown's probation requires him to obey all laws and had been revoked.

The judge allowed him to stay in anger management treatment rather than behind bars, however ... until the facility kicked him out. Then off to jail he went.

Yesterday, Brown and his attorney Mark Geragos tried to lobby for his release to another facility or house arrest, but Hizzoner was not having it. At all.

Citing Chris' "inability to stay out of trouble," and specifically Chris claiming "I am good at using guns and knives" in rehab, he ordered him jailed indefinitely.

Continue Reading...

Tags: ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Chris Brown got thrown out of rehab last Friday for three different rules violations, according to reports, including one designed specifically for the singer.

The 24-year-old was ordered to stay at least two feet away from all the women there, given that he's on probation for a felony assault against Rihanna.

Fair or not, the people who run the facility imposed this highly unusual requirement on Chris, who violated it by "touching elbows and hands" with a woman.

The second reason he got the boot was that the R&B star left the facility last week on an authorized outing, then refused a drug test upon his return.

Sources say he later took the test and passed, but the initial refusal was a violation of rules. Finally, he allegedly "made a mockery" of the rehab process.

That occurred when he made harsh comments in a group session. It's unclear what he said, but these infractions combined to get Chris Brown kicked out of rehab.

Continue Reading...

Tags: ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Chris Brown is back behind bars yet again. The star was jailed after getting kicked out of rehab, and thus violating his probation, for the second time.

It's unclear why, but the 24-year-old was booted from the Malibu rehab facility where he's been living for about four months, and sent directly to jail.

Here's the rundown on today as well as the background here:

  • Chris is on probation until late 2014 for beating Rihanna in 2009. As a condition of that probation, he must obey all laws or risk being jailed.
  • He was arrested for assault in D.C. last fall, but dodged the proverbial bullet when a judge allowed him to serve 90 days in rehab instead.
  • After he completed that stint, prosecutors still wanted him jailed, but the judge ordered Chris to stay in rehab while the D.C. case ran its course.
  • The deal was simple: Chris could choose rehab or jail.

An easy call, until Brown was thrown out of the rehab center a second time Friday morning, for violating "internal rules" NOT involving violence or drugs. 

Continue Reading...

Tags: ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Here we go again. Rihanna reportedly paid a visit to troubled ex-boyfriend Chris Brown in rehab this winter, and Karrueche Tran dumped him as a result.

The on-again, off-again love triangle erupted into fireworks once again after Rih flew on a private plane to see her former boo at a Malibu rehab center.

Chris Brown is taking part in court-ordered anger management and drug recovery there, having been diagnosed with PTSD and bipolar disorder.

He entered the program in November and was ordered to complete an additional two months in late February, in lieu of jail time for violating probation.

Chris sought help after getting arrested for assault in D.C., after which his probation - for beating the crap out of Rihanna in 2009 - was revoked.

Their violent history, combined with the fact that Rihanna and Drake are reportedly an item now, makes her visit to see Chris in rehab all the more amazing.

Continue Reading...

Tags: , , , ,

by Free Britney at . Comments

Chris Brown is now being sued by the man who claims he berated him with a gay slur and broke his nose, leading to the singer's arrest in D.C. last fall.

According to Parker Adams, who is suing for $3 million, the R&B star told him "I ain't down with that gay s--t" and proceeded to cold cock him in the face.

Breezy in Court

Adams says he was outside the W Hotel in Washington when Brown went to town on him; Chris is being prosecuted for misdemeanor assault as a result.

Not to mention, his probation status - for beating the crap out of Rihanna back in 2009 - is once again in serious jeopardy as a result of this allegation.

Brown still denies any misdeeds and claims Adams was the aggressor, trying to strongarm his way on his tour bus. The charge was reduced from a felony.

Adams is suing both Brown and Christopher Hollosy, Brown's bodyguard.

Adams wants $1 million from each of the men for his injuries, and another $500,000 from each for punitive damages incurred as a result of their violence.

Just another day in the life ...

Chris Brown Smoking Weed
Chris Brown smoking weed - 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always.

Tags: ,