Chris Brown Birthdays
Chris Brown Turns 25 Today
Chris Brown turns 25 years young on this delightful Cinco de Mayo.
We'd buy the guy a margarita (or an O'Douls or Miller Sharps given his obvious anger issues and substance abuse problems), but, well, dude is in jail.
Chris Brown Rests Face on Naked Karrueche Tran A$$, Wishes Her Happy Birthday
Looks like Karrueche Tran had a fun birthday.
At least that's what we're inferring from this Instagram photo of her naked butt - with Chris Brown's smiling face resting comfortably on that piece:
Happy 24th Birthday, Chris Brown!
Chris Brown turns 24 years young on this wonderful Cinco de Mayo.
We'd buy him a margarita, but maybe an O'Douls or Miller Sharps would be better, given his propensity for flying off the handle. Why tempt fate?
Happy 23rd Birthday, Chris Brown!
Chris Brown turns 23 on this wonderful Cinco de Mayo.
We'd buy him a margarita, but maybe an O'Douls would be better, given the potentially negative effects of alcohol on people prone to ... you know.
Happy 21st Birthday, Chris Brown!
Chris Brown turns 21 on this wonderful Cinco de Mayo.
We'd offer to buy him a margarita, but maybe a Miller Sharps would be a better move. Alcohol and someone already prone to violent, belligerent outbursts? Not a good mix.
Chris Brown Turns 20 Today
We'd wish Chris Brown a happy 20th birthday on this 5th of May, but we're not sure he's deserving. Hopefully the music star lays low today and reflects on the serious crimes he is charged with after "allegedly" beating Rihanna to a pulp.
So enjoy your birthday, Chris, if only because it may be your last one in some time that isn't spent behind bars. That's enough to make you go ...