Chris Brown turns 25 years young on this delightful Cinco de Mayo.

We'd buy the guy a margarita (or an O'Douls or Miller Sharps given his obvious anger issues and substance abuse problems), but, well, dude is in jail.

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Chris Brown turns 24 years young on this wonderful Cinco de Mayo.

We'd buy him a margarita, but maybe an O'Douls or Miller Sharps would be better, given his propensity for flying off the handle. Why tempt fate?

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Chris Brown turns 23 on this wonderful Cinco de Mayo.

We'd buy him a margarita, but maybe an O'Douls would be better, given the potentially negative effects of alcohol on people prone to ... you know.

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Chris Brown turns 21 on this wonderful Cinco de Mayo.

We'd offer to buy him a margarita, but maybe a Miller Sharps would be a better move. Alcohol and someone already prone to violent, belligerent outbursts? Not a good mix.

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We'd wish Chris Brown a happy 20th birthday on this 5th of May, but we're not sure he's deserving. Hopefully the music star lays low today and reflects on the serious crimes he is charged with after "allegedly" beating Rihanna to a pulp.

So enjoy your birthday, Chris, if only because it may be your last one in some time that isn't spent behind bars. That's enough to make you go ...

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Chris Brown is the man. Er, the boy.

Call him what you want, the dude is 19 today. 19! It feels like he's been around a long time, and in the entertainment news world, he sort of has.

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Chris Brown Biography

Chris Brown Tattoo Chris Brown was born in 1989, which means he couldn't even buy beer when he first broke onto the scene. But man, this R&B singer... More »
Born
Birthplace
Tappahannock, Virginia
Full Name
Christopher Maurice Brown