Chris Brown turns 25 years young on this delightful Cinco de Mayo.
We'd buy the guy a margarita (or an O'Douls or Miller Sharps given his obvious anger issues and substance abuse problems), but, well, dude is in jail.
He's lucky to get three square meals of any kind down in solitary.
It's been quite a year for Breezy. Even more than most years.
A year ago, it appeared that he was clean as a whistle - at least by his standards - but then came a fight outside a D.C. nightclub that landed him in jail.
Actually, it landed him in rehab, until he got kicked out. Twice.