Chris Brown

Justin Bieber and Chris Brown have teamed up once again. This time, though, the duo has left the cheesy world of "Next 2 You" behind and focused on what's really important:

Girls, money and fast cars!

“My bad, I’m sorry, I’m double-parked, Yeah, that’s my Bugatti," Brown raps in "Ladies Love Me," sampled below, to which Bieber responds: “Baby, I’m not crazy, I got swag like Patrick Swayze."

The track will be included on Brown’s new, rap-based album "Boy in Detention." Give it a listen now:

Justin Bieber and Chris Brown - Ladies Love Me

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

How can you hate from outside the club / You can't even get in!

Yellow model chick / Yellow bottle sipping / Yellow Lamborghini / Yellow top missing / Yeah, yeah / That s--t look like a toupee

I get what you get in 10 years, in two days / Ladies love me, I'm on my Cool J / If you get what I get, what would you say?

Most kids don't sport a vocabulary as hip as this, but that's what makes three-year-old Jayden so ... smart? Fly? Gangsta? Poorly-raised?

It's hard to say. Watch the youngster Chris Brown's hit song "Look at Me Now" in mid-grilled cheese below and decide for yourself ...

Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (Cover)

Chris Brown is hitting back at allegations that he's the neighbor from hell, saying peeps in his building are trying to smear him and make him look bad.

Specifically, he claims one of his neighbors scratched the initials "C.B." into an elevator in an effort to make the singer look like a "reckless punk."

Chris' West Hollywood neighbors are not fans, complaining to the manager about noise, parking violations and the aforementioned vandalism.

Now, Brown has FIRED BACK on his Twitter page.

"My neighbor carves my name in our elevator to incriminate me so it looks like I'm a reckless 22 your [sic] old," the star writes.

As for photos showing Brown parking in handicapped spaces, Brown says, "My parking spaces in my building that were assigned to me when I [bought] this crib are now painted over with handicap and no Parking signs."

His lawyer echoed this sentiment earlier in the week, saying the spaces are clearly Brown's and that he is taking legal action.

"A person should be able to live in his or her own company of their house!" Brown adds, pleading once again for the haters to leave him alone. "I'm barely even home so these stories and accusations are so childish!"

In yesterday's THG Caption Contest, we asked you to come up with the best one for this photo of Chris Brown and Justin Bieber outside the studio.

Our winner is Keri. Nice work! The winning entry appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to E and molly. Thanks to all of you for playing as always, and best of luck in THG's Caption Contest next time.

Justin: Dude, Rebecca Black just asked me to do a song with her. I may "Never Say Never," but I told her never EVER ever!
Chris: Ohhh, PWNED!

Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

Chris Brown and Justin Bieber recently teamed up for the former's "Next 2 You" video. Now they're heading into the studio to lay down more tracks!

He may or may not be the neighbor from hell, but he's definitely the Bieb's BFF. What do you think they were saying/thinking in the photo below?

You tell us! Just click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s)! Go to it! We will announce a winner Thursday. Best of luck, all ...

Sometimes (or a lot of the time), Chris Brown just does not make it easy for people to LEAVE HIM ALONE, as certain fans continually urge.

According to TMZ, Brown is currently at war with his fellow West Hollywood condo owners, who claim the singer is the "neighbor from hell."

Parking in handicapped spaces, blasting music, and racing dogs in hallways ... this guy does it all. But is there another side to this report?

Pics of Brown's rides clearly parked illegally have surfaced, and the building manager is beyond fed up and planning on towing Chris' cars.

However, Chris' lawyer, Mark Geragos, says Chris is the one getting screwed, as the deed clearly shows the two spaces belong to Chris.

Geragos claims the developer never disclosed they were handicapped spots, and says Chris is in litigation with the building over the spaces.

Fresh off battling another scandalous report (a bogus one, it should be pointed out), Chris Brown took the stage this morning and did what he does best.

Performing live on Today, CB delivered renditions of "Yeah 3x" and "She Ain't You," along with his smash hit "Forever," in front of a New York audience.

The title of Brown's new album F.A.M.E. stands for forgiving all my enemies and/or fans are my everything - two mantras he should always stick by.

Letting go of the past and the haters is key. So is living life in a positive way that - coupled with performances like this - will make his fans proud:

Chris Brown - She Ain't You (Live on Today)

Chris Brown has used homophobic slurs before, but says that's in the past, and a recent report claiming he used them during a basketball game is BS.

A day after Star and Radar reported that Brown went off on another anti-gay rant, the oft-maligned R&B singer is sounding off, and he's not happy.

Brown's rep calls Star's tale utterly false, saying he wasn't even ballin' that day and the photo Star used was months old - and from a video shoot.

A totally fictitious article ran in the current Star magazine accusing our client Chris Brown of doing something that he did not do," says Brown's rep.

"He got ticked off when things didn't go his way during the game, saying, 'That's gay!' and ‘You're a f-----t a--!' to the other players," Star claimed.

Brown's side of the story? A little different.

"He spent the entire day with dozens of members of the production team filming the video for 'Body to Body' at 1870 Sunset Paza in West Hollywood."

"Star accompanied the fabricated story with a photo of Chris playing basketball in New York,s taken on the day of his F.A.M.E. CD release in March."

"Chris Brown's management is considering taking appropriate legal action. We stand behind our client and want to set the record straight. This did not happen."

We believe him, and are glad to hear it.

It's possible this story is completely bogus, given that it stems from unnamed sources quoted by Star and Radar. But given Chris Brown's proclivity for using such language, getting the benefit of the doubt may be a tall order.

According to this report, he shouted anti-gay slurs during a recent pickup basketball game, "stunning and repulsing" onlookers on June 29.

The much-maligned R&B singer turned up at a 24 Hour Fitness center in L.A. and joined a casual pickup game. Things got ugly quickly.

Chris Brown ballin' earlier this year.

So what exactly happened? An eyewitness tells Star the following:

“He got really ticked off when things didn’t go his way during the game, saying, ‘That’s gay!’ and ‘You’re a f*gg*t a**!’ to other players.”

Chris even got in one guy's face, berating him for missing a shot. That's pretty standard, but his supposed word choice raised eyebrows.

Last night at the BET Awards, some lucky fans were chosen to present the viewer's choice award. Some serious awkwardness transpired.

Not only did the wrong person get it, the celebrities involved happened to be Chris Brown and Rihanna, with Drake thrown in no less.

Brown owned the BET Awards, taking home four big honors, one of which being the viewer's choice award. But it wasn't given to him initially ...

Chris Brown-Rihanna BET Awards Mix-Up

The lucky fan read the winner as "Chris Brown," only to recant it and say, "I'm sorry, the winner is Rihanna." The audience grumbled.

THEN, despite the fact that Rihanna's name appeared on screen one of the presenters chimed in again to award the honor to ... Drake.

Drake then appeared on stage to collect his trophy, giving a short speech and describing the whole thing as awkward. To say the least.

Presumably, at some point later, Brown was credited with the actual award ... but not before the entire process was thoroughly discredited.