With Chris Brown released from jail this morning, one of the first things he plans to do is reunite with girlfriend Karrueche Tran, one of the few constants in his troubled life.
Karrueche's apparently got some big plans for the singer's first night home, too.
“To let Karrueche tell it, she’s going to lock his a-- up, bathe him for hours and just forget about the outside world," according to an alleged source.
"He just wants to have his freedom,” the insider added, stating the obvious, "To be honest, it kinda sounds strange that she’d want to bathe him for hours."
Compared to the bathroom conditions he's been subjected to lately, though ...
"It’s probably going to be amazing for a person who’s been using prison/rehab showers for the better part of a year," the Brown observer notes.
“He doesn’t want to be around anyone, just his family and Kae and he wants to be at home doing nothing. He misses his couches, his bed, f--k, his shower!"