Cheyenne Tozzi is a model from Australia. We have given her the nickname Koala Bear because Koalas come from her native country, and...

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Fashion Week is all about making a splash, and not just with clothing.

Mickey Rourke and Cheyenne Tozzi, his new, 20-year-old model girlfriend, made their public debut for all the world to see at Max Azria's show.

She was skinny and gorgeous and the 57-year-old couldn't keep his hands off her once she joined him in the front row. That's kind of a gross.

Not quite as gross, though, as the fact that Cheyenne Tozzi, an Australian model, used to date none other than Brandon Davis back in the day.

Yes, Mickey Rourke is hitting it with Greasy seconds.

Mickey Rourke is an oddball, but he's got himself a 20-year-old model girlfriend. One can question what Cheyenne Tozzi is thinking, but not that Mick is the man.

At least The Wrestler star has no qualms about admitting he's a dirty old guy, telling E! News he was there "for the models more than the clothes."

Asked how he prefers his women these days, he said "Fat." Somewhere, Jessica Simpson is shuddering. And not because that coyote ate her dog.

As for blondes or brunettes? "Depends on what I'm drinking."

Gotta love Mickey Rourke.

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Farewell, Miranda Kerr. We barely got to know you. But we trust that you'll be back and dating another random celebrity in no time. Keep your chin up.

Sources say Brandon Davis has been cut off from his oil tycoon family's fortune, which would seemingly ruin his chances of getting laid forever.

Trouble for Brandon Davis

Well, think again on that. After a reported dalliance with Miranda Kerr, Davis' previous fling, Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi, is back in the picture!

A photo of Cheyenne Tozzi. Yes, Brandon Davis hits this.

Yes, Cheyenne Tozzi is dating the oil heir. The pair were spotted hitting up the Whiskey Bar in L.A. on Sunday night - great for Brandon Davis' sobriety.

Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, has already been to rehab numerous times. Hopefully Tozzi, a.k.a. Koala Bear, can restrain him from his usual obnoxious antics.

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Aww. How sweet. Check out this cute couple canoodling in the Big Apple.

Well, at least it would be a cute couple if that weren't Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, under that hoodie. That's a cute girl with him, though!

Kim and Brandon

Below, a sweatsuited Greasy Bear and his new girlfriend (seriously), model Cheyenne Tozzi of Australia, a.k.a. Koala Bear, were spotted having an early dinner in Manhattan.

Among the qualities of Cheyenne Tozzi that Brandon Davis admires is her ability to absorb copious amounts of the sweat and smoke emanating from him.

Despite Cheyenne's love, we can't help but notice that Brandon Davis looks a tad sad. Perhaps it's true that Greasy Bear's oil heir parents have cut off his money supply?

Or maybe he is depressed about getting kicked out of his brother Alexander's wedding… or can't shake the image of his other brother, Jason Davis, brawling with Perez Hilton.

Either that, or like the rest of us, he's praying for Britney Spears.

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Oil(y) heir Brandon Davis, a.k.a. "Greasy Bear," was spotted yesterday in Miami Beach. He was even more oiled up than usual, but that's not even the point of this post.

Brandon Davis was spotted with, get this, a hot girl.

Kim and Brandon

Guess having access to tens of millions carries some allure. In any case, Greasy Bear apparently landed Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi… a.k.a. Koala Bear?

Davis, who freaked the f*%k out at the wedding of his oldest brother, Alexander (a mysterious, as yet un-nicknamed bear) appears to be in better spirits than the last two times we've heard from him. Which is good to see from this Paris Hilton pal.

The same can't be said for his other brother, Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear. Guy has some serious issues… and hates Perez Hilton somethin' awful.