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50 Cent was shot last night ... by a photographer, at a bar, with Chelsea Handler!

The couple were seen together, and by the way they got up close and personal, they gave some serious credibility to the dating rumors going around.

Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent were seen at the Blue Nile jazz bar in New Orleans, and were getting hot and heavy in that piece - not just friends!

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FIDDY AND CHELSEA: What do you think? Would 50 be good with the Handler? In a crazy world, this celebrity couple just might work. We can kinda see it!

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Chelsea Handler has come down with a case of Bieber Fever.

And it's threatening to take down millions of girls in its path.

Justin Bieber at Grauman's Chinese Theater

During Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards, the host Tweeted the photo above of herself and Justin Bieber. She sent along a warning with it: "@kimkardashian watch your armenian back, girl."

Chelsea is the one who better watch her own back: When Kim alerted the online world to her affection for Bieber, she received actual death threats from his loyal fans. Speaking of which:

Follow THG on Twitter or we'll hunt down your first born and tear him/her to pieces our feelings will be hurt.

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While the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards lacked the shock value Kanye West provided last year, or the humor Russell Brand and other hosts who are actually funny bring to the table, Chelsea Handler did offer a few memorable moments.

The award show began with an opening sketch featuring none other than Lindsay Lohan staging an impromptu intervention of sorts, confronting the Handler about her drinking. Hey, if anyone knows how boozing can ruin your career ...

Watch the exchange of drunks after the jump:

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The MTV Video Music Awards just got a lot funnier... and racier.

Comedian Chelsea Handler - who has never met a sex tape joke she didn't embrace - will host the live ceremony on September 12. She takes over for Russell Brand, who handled the festivities each of the last two years.

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"Everyone knows that when you think of rap music and hip-hop you think of Chelsea Lately," the host joked on her talk show last night. "And that's why I will be hosting them."

The VMAs are always a popular special, but will likely draw higher ratings than ever this year: Kanye West is scheduled to perform, a year after infamously interrupting Taylor Swift's speech on stage at the same event.

Other artists set to take the stage include Justin Bieber, Ne-Yo, Trey Songz, Nicki Minaj and Selena Gomez; while Lady Gaga leads the pack with a record 13 nominations.

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Chelsea Handler sure has an interesting definition of "sex tape." And "humor."

On Wednesday night, reports surfaced regarding a decade-old Chelsea Handler sex tape featuring the talk show host getting down, dirty and X-rated.

I'd Handler

In the tape, the future Chelsea Lately hostess does a typical stand-up routine before taking off all of her clothes and engaging in explicit sexual acts.

In short, she has sex. On tape. Pretty straightforward. But her rep insists: "It isn't a sex tape. It's a tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit."

We don't know how in the heck that passes for comedy ... then again, that applies to Chelsea in general a lot of the time, so we suppose we'll buy it.

MAN HANDLER: Chelsea got down and dirty on her non-sex tape.

On her show Wednesday night, Handler herself addressed the alleged sex video, and didn't deny it exists or dispute reports of its explicit content.

Instead, she quipped, "Thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff."

"It was a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club because I'm a comedian. I've been showing it at birthday parties for f***ing years!"

We suppose we believe her, but that's just ... strange. Almost as weird as the Chuy Bravo sex tape. Both of which we're ready to move past.

Handler also claims that she received a a $1 million offer to market the tape, and responded: "And you know what I said? I'm not worth it."

Well, there you have it. You gotta give Chels props for being honest and self-deprecating ... even if her idea of humor is a little unusual.

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Chelsea Handler made a sex tape. That much is clear.

What's unclear is what its purpose was. The Chelsea Lately host's rep, Stephen Huvane, claimed it was all part of a comedy bit. A sexy comedy bit.

Viewing the Chelsea Handler sex tape makes that explanation highly questionable, however, as both Chelsea and her partner are both very naked.

The action is clearly not simulated, either.

The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in her apartment.

Chelsea Handler Nude

She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before we suddenly cut right on over to Chelsea Handler nude, having intercourse.

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera whilst in the midst of the act.

At the end of the “performance” Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” You always gotta get that.

Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine at home.

Reached for comment by Radar Online, Chelsea’s rep Huvane said: “The tape you have is an old tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit.”

He indicated that Chelsea would address it on her E! show ... but from what we've seen, if it’s a routine, it’s the most X-rated routine of all time.

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Jesse James mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and celebrity gossip commentator Chelsea Handler are in the midst of an awesome feud. Here's the rundown:

Handler wrote that "Michelle really believed that Sandra Bullock and Jesse James were separated and was 'shocked' to see them at the Oscars. I guess she doesn't read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face."

Good one. Offended by the tattoo joke, McGee then retorted on Facebook that Handler should "use some of that botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin... I've seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken."

Harsh. Handler then addressed those comments on Wednesday's Chelsea Lately, wrinkling her forehead and quipping, "look at my forehead you dumb bitch!"

It gets better still.

Michelle McGee is no fan of Chelsea Handler lately... or ever.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee went on the offensive on Facebook, writing: "Dear Chelsea, glad to see my grandma's old clothes put to good use in your wardrobe." Oooh.

"Her mu-mu's look AMAZING on you. P.S. You need to hire another midget to hold up those saggy boobies. All that breast feeding Chuy has really taken its toll."

Chuy Bravo is Handler's personal assistant who appears on her E! show.

That was a low blow. Your move, Chels. Make it a good one!

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From a Barbara Walters special to The View to the So You Think You Can Dance finale, Adam Lambert is everywhere.

The controversial singer may have his detractors, but Chelsea Handler sure isn't one of them.

Lambert appeared on her E! talk show last night and shared many laughs with the host, who isn't exactly the most conservative person on the planet. As you can imagine, she's fully on Adam's side, even offering up a gay employee as a possible boy toy for the star.

See what we mean in the video below:

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Kourtney Kardashian is scheduled to give birth next month.

But don't worry, readers: her sister may get knocked up and take over the family's tradition of milking every possible second of pregnancy for money and attention.

Appearing with Chelsea Handler on E!'s Chelsea Lately, Lamar Odom said he was anxious to drop his seed inside his wife like a basketball through a hoop.

Asked when the couple wanted to have kids, Lamar replied: "Soon." When the host followed up by asking if they really wanted to have children right away, Odom again chimed in:

"I do!"

Incredibly, Odom didn't need to read this line of a cue card this time, as he likely did during his contrived wedding to Khloe.

Khamar

Because little, talentless, attention-starved kids running around isn't a scary enough thought, Khloe said she and her husband are considering a reality show.

"Ryan [Seacrest] has been talking to us about it. I mean, right now, we have so much going on, but we don't know. We've got to get through the holidays, and then we'll discuss it again after that."

What does Khloe Kardashian possibly have going on?!?! Sigh. Watch the full interview after the jump.

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One is a comedian.

The other is a Dancing Star.

But readers of Playboy will get a chance to see both Chelsea Handler nude and Joanna Krupa nude in the very near future.

There will be two different covers of the magazine's December issue this year, as Christmas comes early in the form of a pair of scantily-clad blondes. See for yourself:

  • Joanna Krupa, Playboy Cover
  • Chelsea Handler Playboy Cover

But what if this wasn't the case? What if Playboy made subscribes choose between Krupa and Handler?

Which of these women would you rather strip down and saddle up?