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Neither Chelsea Handler nor Piers Morgan are known to hold back, so when the former interviewed the latter Wednesday, the wisecracks flew a mile a minute.

As soon as Morgan, 47, sat down on Chelsea Lately, she asked, "What are you looking at?"

His reply, "Well, you either had plastic surgery or a makeover, 'cause you look really hot today."

That "compliment" drew a typical response from Handler, 37: "Oh, you're so annoying."

"You're so obnoxious. You wonder why everybody hates you! I specifically covered up so you couldn't look at me and undress me with your molester eyes!"

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Al Roker pooped his pants at the White House not long after undergoing gastric bypass surgery.

Talk about an easy set-up for a comedian, as Handler teed off on the subject during a recent episode of her E! News talk show, Chelsea Lately.

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“This isn’t the first time a Today show cast member was in the news about this sensitive subject," Handler told her audience. "For years it was common knowledge that Matt Lauer spent every morning sh-tting all over Ann Curry.”

Oooh, zing! Funny, right? Considering Lauer's rumored role in the Ann Curry firing?

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Christina Aguilera appeared on Chelsea Lately last night, but she only booked the gig under one condition:

Following the many jokes Chelsea Handler has made at the expense of The Voice judge and her hatred of pants, Handler herself had to make like Christina throughout the interview.

See what we mean here:

Aguilera, meanwhile, talked openly about how she disdains pants - and other types of layering.

"I don't like to wear underwear," the five-time Grammy Award winner said. "I like to be as free as possible at all times. It's just who I am."

She concluded: "It's empowering. It's p-ssy power!"

So is this, sort of: check out a photo of Christina Aguilera nude!

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We know Jennifer Aniston is engaged to Justin Theroux, as of August.

The many emotions involved still get to the actress, however.

Monday on E!'s Chelsea Lately, Jen cried talking about it:

"I just got verklempt," the 43-year-old star told the talk show host and her good friend.

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Will Ian Somerhalder star in the wildly-anticipated Fifty Shades of Grey movie? That question was posed to The Vampire Diaries star during his Chelsea Lately appearance on Wednesday.

And the talented actor certainly sounds up for it, acknowledging the possibility and joking that - based on his 175-year old blood sucker falling for an 18-year old on this CW hit - he's clearly into younger women.

Other topics broached in the video below: Somerhalder accent, filming his show at night and, of course, Chelsea Handler's overt, unfunny attempts to make EVERYthing about sex. Watch now:

Meanwhile, did you catch last night's Vampire Diaries season finale? If so, please remember to breathe again now. Holy everything.

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For Chelsea Handler, no topic is ever off limits. To wit:

She appeared yesterday on The Rosie Show and opened up about two personal topics:

  1. The abortion Handler had when she was 16, saying she  has "no regrets" about her decision now because "I wouldn't be a good mother" and adding overall: "You should do whatever you want with your body and you shouldn't let anyone tell you what to do."
  2. The size of 50 Cent's penis, following this comedian's fling with the rapper. Is it really that big?

Find out the answer below!

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Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler are in a major feud and Howard Stern is caught in the middle, having hosted the women on his radio show in successive days.

Yesterday, in the same interview in which she recalled dumping 50 Cent, Handler was reflecting on her ongoing feud with Rivers. Chelsea's take, in a nutshell:

"What the f**k do I care about Joan Rivers? I don't think about her ever."

According to Joan, the discord began which she claims Chelsea ignored her efforts to say hello at an E! function and was outright rude to her and her daughter.

Handler claims Rivers started the feud by making harsh remarks about her in a speech for no reason, unprovoked. It's unclear what she said allegedly.

In any case, Joan appeared on Stern's Sirius XM show Tuesday morning with daughter Melissa Rivers and went off on Handler, calling her unfunny and worse.

Specifically, she alluded to Chelsea's relationship with E! CEO Ted Harbert.

"Number one, the girl made it on her back f**king the president, we all know that, of the network. Number two, she's fine, she's ordinary," Rivers told Stern.

"She's not a genius," Joan said. "She's an ordinary girl that was f**king somebody high up in the industry and they gave her a break and she's doing okay."

"Whatever she is, she's a drunk. I don't wish her good luck, I don't wish her bad luck. I don't think she's funny. But don't you come after me, you wh*re!"

Are you Team Joan or Team Chelsea?

 

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Visiting Howard Stern's show Monday, Chelsea Handler was surprisingly (or maybe not that surprisingly) candid about her ill-fated relationship with 50 Cent.

She wasted no time confirming that this rumored couple was in fact a couple, and revealing what her friends thought and why they ultimately split up.

"He's actually a lot different than you would think," she said. "He's really sweet. I thought it was kind of amusing that I would even be with 50 Cent."

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"My friends all loved him, my friends fell in love with him," she said, including Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Aniston, who were as surprised as us.

"They loved that I was dating him. They were like, 'Chelsea, come on.' They were both laughing really hard at it - everyone was - but they loved him."

So what went wrong? "We dated for a couple months and then we had a falling out," she said. "One of his ex-girlfriends was coming onto my show."

She did not say who, but that was apparently the end of it. Why?

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Chelsea Handler and Andre Balazs have called it quits after less than a year of dating, her rep confirmed earlier today. The couple first went public in May.

Handler told Piers Morgan Tonight about her relationship then:

"I'm seeing someone now, but, I have spent so much time exposing my personal life to everybody that I finally am in a situation where I feel like it's disrespectful to another individual ... I've learned to respect somebody else's privacy."

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Handler, whose exes include 50 Cent, Animal Planet's Dave Salmoni and Comcast CEO Ted Harbert, explained, "It's not about me, 'cause I would like to make fun of him as much as possible, but he has kids, so I have to be nice."

When asked whether she was in love with Andre Balazs, she replied: "I have very strong feelings." Too bad they didn't last longer, but what are you gonna do.

Break out the vodka and the one-night stands again?

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