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Selena Gomez made her third talk show appearance of the week last night.

After telling David Letterman she made Justin Bieber cry, and then singing an ode to Mario Kart with Jimmy Fallon, the actress chatted up Chelsea Handler alongside Spring Breakers co-star Vanessa Hudgens.

And while the stars made the host feel old by discussing their penchant for rap (below), one quote from Selena will likely stand out from the rest.

Asked if she's happy being single, Gomez replied: "Yes, I really am."

Ouch. Sorry, Justin Bieber.

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Brandi Glanville always needs to have a feud going with somebody.

The same day as she made up with Gerard Butler and (gasp) claimed she's "done speaking poorly" about LeAnn Rimes, she turned her attention to someone new:

Chelsea Handler, who based her show recently on Bravo.

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Glanville appeared on Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live this week and weighed in on Chelsea's recent, sharp-tongued visit to that same show:

"Chelsea, suck it! We know each other, we have the same gay-gent ... I made out with her lesbian friend and her assistant and her brother, so she hates me."

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Chelsea Handler is not exactly one to keep her opinions to herself.

And during a recent appearance on Watch What Happens Live, the talk show host went off to Andy Cohen on a couple big-name celebrities.

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First, referencing why Taylor Swift has dated so many men - although Swift said this week it's only been two since 2010 - Handler said she has a "theory."

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Neither Chelsea Handler nor Piers Morgan are known to hold back, so when the former interviewed the latter Wednesday, the wisecracks flew a mile a minute.

As soon as Morgan, 47, sat down on Chelsea Lately, she asked, "What are you looking at?"

His reply, "Well, you either had plastic surgery or a makeover, 'cause you look really hot today."

That "compliment" drew a typical response from Handler, 37: "Oh, you're so annoying."

"You're so obnoxious. You wonder why everybody hates you! I specifically covered up so you couldn't look at me and undress me with your molester eyes!"

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Al Roker pooped his pants at the White House not long after undergoing gastric bypass surgery.

Talk about an easy set-up for a comedian, as Handler teed off on the subject during a recent episode of her E! News talk show, Chelsea Lately.

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“This isn’t the first time a Today show cast member was in the news about this sensitive subject," Handler told her audience. "For years it was common knowledge that Matt Lauer spent every morning sh-tting all over Ann Curry.”

Oooh, zing! Funny, right? Considering Lauer's rumored role in the Ann Curry firing?

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Christina Aguilera appeared on Chelsea Lately last night, but she only booked the gig under one condition:

Following the many jokes Chelsea Handler has made at the expense of The Voice judge and her hatred of pants, Handler herself had to make like Christina throughout the interview.

See what we mean here:

Aguilera, meanwhile, talked openly about how she disdains pants - and other types of layering.

"I don't like to wear underwear," the five-time Grammy Award winner said. "I like to be as free as possible at all times. It's just who I am."

She concluded: "It's empowering. It's p-ssy power!"

So is this, sort of: check out a photo of Christina Aguilera nude!

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Will Ian Somerhalder star in the wildly-anticipated Fifty Shades of Grey movie? That question was posed to The Vampire Diaries star during his Chelsea Lately appearance on Wednesday.

And the talented actor certainly sounds up for it, acknowledging the possibility and joking that - based on his 175-year old blood sucker falling for an 18-year old on this CW hit - he's clearly into younger women.

Other topics broached in the video below: Somerhalder accent, filming his show at night and, of course, Chelsea Handler's overt, unfunny attempts to make EVERYthing about sex. Watch now:

Meanwhile, did you catch last night's Vampire Diaries season finale? If so, please remember to breathe again now. Holy everything.

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For Chelsea Handler, no topic is ever off limits. To wit:

She appeared yesterday on The Rosie Show and opened up about two personal topics:

  1. The abortion Handler had when she was 16, saying she  has "no regrets" about her decision now because "I wouldn't be a good mother" and adding overall: "You should do whatever you want with your body and you shouldn't let anyone tell you what to do."
  2. The size of 50 Cent's penis, following this comedian's fling with the rapper. Is it really that big?

Find out the answer below!

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