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Charlie Sheen's Korner. It's a complicated place.

Sometimes, porn stars reside there. Other times, you are by yourself, ranting to an associate over the phone. A phone made by trolls, that is.

But one thing is certain: Chuck Lorre is never invited to hang out there. That guy is a feeble abortion who should never have survived. No, really. Listen to Sheen make that accusation in this kollection of videos from Sheen's Korner:

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Charlie Sheen unleashed on Jon Cryer yesterday. But that was just the beginning of this mad man's rant against those he believes have wronged him.

In the fourth installment of Sheen's Korner, the actor takes aim at his enemies, most notably, of course, Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre. He tells viewers to "sit back and rejoice, for the Malibu Messiah" is before us.

"Hi ya Chuck-E-Cheese ball," Sheen says in the video below. "Where ya hiding silly clown? Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself or women?

"Think of me often loser during your most quiet moments... Can you smell your soul? Can you smell the rotting dog shit? The fermented puke that is your viscera? Can you smell your mother's tears from some distant memory as she scattered her pathetic creation asking all around her why this feeble abortion survived?"

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Phones were built by trolls.

So states Charlie Sheen in his latest UStream talk show/rant/sign that this actor is nearing the end of his drunken, disturbing rope.

In his third edition of Sheen's Korner, the FORMER Two and a Half Men star speaks again with an associate on the phone, convincing the man to remain on the line far beyond his initial reason for calling.

It's pretty sad, really, as Sheen simply needs someone to whom he can talk. Among the topics Charlie rambles on about: a "Sheen Dog," and how we must listen to the "gold" as it rolls out of his mouth. Has this disheveled, unemployed celeb finally crossed the line from entertaining to irritating and depressing? You tell us...

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On one (crazy) hand, Charlie Sheen has referred to his first edition of Sheen's Korner as "a shameful trainwreck filled with blind, cuddly puppies."

On the other (totally insane) hand, the actor has released a second version of his UStream show and says it's "already engraved into the pantheon of the movement." What movement, you ask? Seriously, don't ask.

In the 13-minute video below, Sheen is by himself, smoking and seemingly talking to an associate about the second episode of the Korner. It appears as if the man on the other line is unaware that this actually is the second episode, while Sheen assures him: There's one side to me and it's gnarly.

Don't question any of it. Just watch:

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You're either in Sheen's Korner or with the trolls.

So states the motto of Charlie Sheen's new talk show, one the actor hosted from his house last night while surrounded by various cronies, pals and "Vatican assassins."

Broadcast on UStream, the 50-minute gabfest features Sheen in a dollar-sign short, quoting himself from past interviews, giving a shout-out to his kids and reading an original poem. It peaked with 115,000 listeners at one point.

Sit back and take it all in below. Sheen says this Korner will become a nightly or weekly event, depending on viewer response.

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Charlie Sheen Biography

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Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen
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