You know you've made it as an actor or actress when the only roles you can get are either playing yourself, or some facsimile of yourself, where you look straight into the camera and crack wise about what a mess your life has been.
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, you've made it!
Check them out in the new trailer for Scary Movie 5, which looks less like a horror spoof and more like the inside of a 10-year-old boy's brain after he binges on reality TV and Monster Energy Drinks.
We also saw LiLo's InAPPropriate Comedy trailer this week, and this one has an eerily similar tone and lack of comedic dexterity. Lindsay Lohan movie: not a comedic masterpiece? I know, shocking.