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Lindsay Lohan was absolutely destroyed in the original screenplay for Scary Movie 5, although it's anyone's guess what material makes the final cut.

The working script was obtained by TMZ and boy, are there a lot of jokes at Lindsay's expense ... even her buddy Charlie Sheen gets in on the act.

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

We start it off with them in bed making a sex tape, until she says, "Okay let's do this quick, I got a court hearing in the morning ... It's a driving mishap thing."

"Promise me you won't drive," he urges. "That's very sweet, worrying about me behind the wheel," she replies. "I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian," Sheen counters.

BAM! Oh, and it continues ...

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Lindsay Lohan will star in Scary Movie 5, sources confirmed over the weekend.

The comeback kid continues her recent winning streak - Lifetime's Liz & Dick stars Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor and The Canyons features Lindsay and porn star James Deen - as E! News reports shes "definitely" doing the film.

What's more, Charlie Sheen may appear along side her. Seriously.

  • Lindsay Lohan's Teeth
  • C. Sheen Photo

Despite him being uncomfortably killed off in Scary Movie 4, Sheen is said to be in talks to return for the franchise's fifth installment, due out in 2013.

It's being touted as a complete reboot of the franchise, so it's easy to invent ways to bring Charlie back ... hopefully in scenes with Lindsay.

It would be a watershed moment for celebrity gossip if these two train wrecks / tabloid staples had some sort of fight scene to the death.

Anna Faris, meanwhile, will not appear in Scary Movie 5.

[Photos: WENN.com]

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Would you vote Charlie Sheen for President of the United States?

Or perhaps this is a more realistic question: Would you watch a movie in which Charlie Sheen plays the President of the United States?

Director Robert Rodriguez has cast the controversial actor in that exact role for the upcoming Machete sequel, Machete Kills, posting a photo of himself and Sheen on Twitter last night along with the announcement:

Charlie Sheen and Robert Rodriguez

Machete Kills will be a follow-up to the 2010 action thriller and once again star Jessica Alba as Sartana Rivera, along with Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez. Michelle Rodriguez and Amber Heard will also play (HOT!) roles.

No release date has been announced for the sequel, but production gets underway next month.

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Charlie Sheen is headed back to the small screen and the big screen.

On September 19, the mostly insane actor will be roasted by Comedy Central, as participants who will slam the star include Slash, William Shatner, Kate Walsh, Jon Lovitz, Patrice O'Neal and Amy Schumer.

Charlie Sheen on Tour

Now, Variety also reports that Sheen has signed on for a role in A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charlie Swan III, an independent film directed by Roman Coppola and co-starring Jason Schwartzman.

The movie focuses on a graphic designer who has also succeeded with the opposite sex. But his latest girlfriend will break up with him, sending the player into a downward spiral. We wonder from where Sheen will find the inspiration for this character.

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Turns out, being one of Charlie Sheen's goddesses can land you a role that is not limited to 911 dialer.

Bree Olson (real name: Rachel Oberlin) has signed on for her first non-pornographic movie role, E! News reports, as she'll make her big screen debut in an independent film tirled Mancation, a comedy that costars... Joey Fatone!

Smiling Sheen

"Bree has committed to the film," her rep says.

Producer Ryan Christopher McCarty, who has actually been fired from the movie, says Oberlin will portray Fatone's character's wife and... well, isn't exactly setting her sights on an Oscar.

"She will be playing Joey's wife. When Joey comes home, he sees her cheating on him with her friend, a woman," he says.

The script calls for Oberlin's Cyndi to be using a certain hard, long accessory on this female and to utter the line "real dicks are gross."

Sounds like a major stretch to us. Based on her relationship with Sheen, Rachel clearly finds real dicks to be worthwhile roommates.

Charlie Sheen Biography

What a Nut Job Charlie Sheen was best known for a handful of movie roles and then for Two and a Half Men... and then he pretty much went crazy in the... More »
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Carlos Irwin Estevez

Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen
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