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Calling all Goddesses: a newly-single Warlock has hit the market.

Insiders confirm to TMZ that Natalie Kenly recently walked out on Charlie Sheen, officially leaving the actor's Goddess cupboard as bare as his job prospects.

It sounds like Brooke Mueller might take Sheen back, though.

Charlie and Natalie

Sheen didn't respond to the split well, sources say, demanding Kenly return the Mercedes he bought her and telling pals such a break-up is "not a common thing for the Masheen!"

The actor has remained relatively quiet over the past couple months, putting his Los Angeles home up for sale and, reportedly, entering into negotiations for a new sitcom. Look for him and Hugh Hefner to hit the town together any day now.

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by Free Britney at . Comments

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are officially single.

Not that it's stopped him from parading around with porn stars and goddesses up until this point, but now he can do so with a clear conscience!

Timberlake and Biel Photo

The couple's divorce became official May 1. Charlie and Brooke filed all the papers and worked out the details of their divorce a few months back.

Of course, a lot has changed since then, including both going off the rails, working out a custody deal and then fighting repeatedly over custody.

Sheen was shot down in his bid for sole custody recently. As it stands right now, they enjoy split custody of their two young sons Bob and Max.

Brooke Mueller gets $55,000 a month in child support from Sheen, plus a lump sum of $757,698.70 and $1 million for her share of their home.

The divorce may be final, but similar to Charlie's war with Chuck Lorre, there's a good chance the battle between Sheen and his ex will rage on.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Charlie Sheen is down to just one goddess after Bree Olson slash Rachel Oberlin peaced out of their little arrangement and did the breaking up via text.

Olson and fellow goddess Natalie Kenly, had been accompanying the actor on his 20-city "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" tour.

Timberlake and Biel Photo

Their role was to offer up their talents, a.k.a. long, girl-on-girl kisses onstage, as well as companionship for the star. But Bree apparently had enough.

Bree Olson (left) has left the building. This time for good.

During his show in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., yesterday, Sheen answered a fan's question about how he and his pair of goddesses were doing these days.

"Not well, because one left," Charlie said, then wished Olson well, while admitting that her goodbye arrived via text message, the N.Y. Post reports.

This isn't the first time Olson was questioned on separating from Charlie, or even the second. But it sounds like this breakup is actually gonna stick.

By #losing a goddess, is one still #winning? Just curious.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Just days after Rachel Oberlin said Charlie Sheen was the first man she ever met who deserved to be with multiple women at once, this goddess has left the building.

So Tweeted the hilarious actor himself, who still considers himself a winner, don't worry:

Sheen Tweet

Following the (latest) ugly split with Brooke Mueller, Sheen is down to himself and Natalie Kenly. And the next journalist that stops by for an interview, of course.

Anyone wishing to apply for the job of goddess should send an application to imdesperatefordrugsandattention@justhalfaman.com.

UPDATE: Hours after this Tweet, Sheen released another that simply read: "She's back!" Why did they get into a fight? He also wrote:

"I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her."

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It's finally over for Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen.

The couple filed for divorce from one another this afternoon, as TMZ has obtained the divorce documents - which are the same documents signed by the pair in May. Among other issues settled in the papers:

  • Mueller and Sheen receive joint legal custody of their twin sons. Brooke gets primary physical custody, while Charlie gets visitation rights.
  • Brooke will receive $55,000/month in child support, and the document ensures that she'll never receive less money than Charlie doles out to Denise Richards to support her and their daughters.
  • Mueller will receive a lump sum of $757,689.70.
  • Sheen gets the family home, but must pay Brooke around $1 million for it.
  • Sheen will keep his $5.45 million watch collection. Yes, Charlie Sheen has a $5.45 million watch collection.

This official split comes a week after Sheen was discovered passed out in a NYC hotel room, supposedly high on cocaine and definitely in the presence of Capri Anderson, a porn star/call girl.

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