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Charlie Sheen, a responsible father and ex-husband?

This thought would have been comical a few months ago, but the actor has recently been taking steps to get his loved ones in order. Most recent case in point: paying for Brooke Mueller's rehab and finding her a team of trustworthy doctors.

On Sunday, meanwhile, the former couple posed for a portrait with twin sons Bob and Max. They look like a regular, happy family, don't they?

Charlie, Brooke and Twins

"Harmony is our goal," Sheen told TMZ, saying the kids played around with their parents and ate candy all day. "Sunday was a wonderful start."

When Mueller is finished with her latest round of treatment, Sheen says he wants her to find a home in his neighborhood. Could the troubled star actually, finally have discovered the true meaning of "winning?"

It's spending time with your family, people.

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Charlie Sheen knows a thing or two dozen about substance abuse. And that's a good thing for Brooke Mueller.

Two weeks after the actor's ex-wife jetted down to Mexico for a controversial attempt to get sober (via Ibogaine, a drug that's illegal in the United States), we have an update on Mueller's condition and whereabouts:

What a Nut Job

She's back in the United States, undergoing treatment recommended, and paid for, by Sheen.

The relationship between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller is more complicated then the plot of Inception.

Sources tell TMZ that Sheen was worried about Brooke's Mexican adventure, flew down in a private jet to pick her up and brought her to an undisclosed location in America. He has also hired the same doctors for Mueller that helped him clean up following the incidents that led to his Two and a Half Men firing earlier this year.

Expect more rumors of a reconciliation between this former couple to heat up as a result of Sheen's actions.

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Denise Richards will never cut off contact with Charlie Sheen. Why, many might ask? Considering she's actually increased security in light of recent threats by the actor?

Simple, Richards tells Us Weekly: "He's my girls' dad. As they're older, they'll deal with him how they can."

Guzzling Tiger Blood

In her new memoir, Richards finally goes into detail about the infamous October 2010 night where Sheen allegedly attacked Capri Anderson and was escorted to the hospital by police.

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There is no network and no show runner attached to the project, but Charlie Sheen really is coming back to television.

In a statement today, the actor confirmed plans for a sitcom based on the horrific movie Anger Management. It will be produced by Lionsgate, who says the series will focus on "a mild-mannered, non-confrontational man ordered to attend group anger management sessions led by a therapist who could probably use some anger management himself."

Sounds like there will be room for one very lucky - or unlucky, depending on your perspective - lead co-star.

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"I chose Anger Management because, while it might be a big stretch for me to play a guy with serious anger management issues, I think it is a great concept," Sheen said. "It also provides me with real ownership in the series, a certain amount of creative control and the chance to be back in business with one of my favorite movie producers of all time, Joe Roth."

Roth previously worked with the star on Major League and Young Guns.

Will you watch this show?

 

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Take away the drugs, the abuse, the cheating and the violent temper and Charlie Sheen is simply a fun guy.

That's what Brooke Mueller apparently believes and cares about, as friends tell TMZ the pot-loving trainwreck is actually considering a reconciliation with her ex-husband. Really. Seriously. We're not making this up.

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Sheen hasn't made many headlines recently and a source says that's because he's been laying low, just chilling in his house, goddess-free, along with Mueller. She's telling pals the former couple is enjoying each other's company and, hey, they have a lot in common. Like a love of threesomes.

Twins Max and Bob, too.

Yes, Brooke claims to be aware of the "toxic" elements involved in their relationship. But she also says the door to a 79th chance for Sheen remains open.

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This is as troubling as it is baffling.

Despite the extensive history of substance use and abuse by both Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller, the custody settlement between this former couple does NOT require either side submit to periodic drug testing.

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  • Bob and Brooke

Sadly, due to the habits of their parents, two young kids are LOSING these days.

The issue has been raised this week after Mueller was spotted with what appeared to be a crack pipe in her hand. She's the primary caregiver for young twins Bob and Max and has attempted to get clean via rehab on over a dozen occasions.

What do you think? Should Sheen and Mueller be forced to submit to occasional drug tests?

 

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Bree Olson is no longer dating Charlie Sheen, but the former porn star wants to make something clear:

I'm "still a goddess," she says in the latest issue of Playboy. "I'm just not Charlie's goddess."

Bree Olson Playboy Cover

Check out an image from Olson's pictorial HERE.

Fair enough. But we still only care about Olson in relation to Sheen. Tell us, Bree, how was the actor in bed?

"He's had a lot of practice," she says, adding that Sheen was "gentle and considerate" when it mattered and: "He's just a rock star. He's a powerhouse. He's a very sensual and sexual person, and when I was with him I felt as if we became one together, because he's just so enticing sexually."

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Charlie Sheen is most assuredly in need of anger management. And it sounds like the actor is actually gonna get, but not in the way we expected.

Multiple sources confirm that Sheen has found his next project: a sitcom based on the atrocious 2003 movie Anger Management, which starred Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson.

Producer Joe Roth, who worked with Sheen on a number of films, including Major League, will take charge of the new series.

It will feature Sheen as a counselor of defendants in need of a new, relaxed view on life, similar to how Nicholson's character dealt with Sandler in the aforementioned film. Of course, Sheen himself will posses a few anger issues.

There's no official deal and no network has picked up the show yet.

Sheen will next appear on the small screen, roasted to holy heck, on Comedy Central.

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Charlie Sheen will be roasted on Comedy Central next month. But there's one person who doesn't find this news funny: ex-wife Brooke Mueller.

Considering the material available to Sheen and those who will heckle him at the event, Mueller's legal team may fire off a letter to the network, informing it that the terms of the couple's divorce makes any Brooke bashing "completely off-limits."

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Brooke Mueller is reportedly on the road to recovery. Will a roast affect her progress?

“He better not go there," an insider tells TMZ, referring to a clause in Sheen and Mueller's divorce papers that prohibits the actor from talking trash about Brooke in public.

And we all know how much of a stickler Charlie is for rules.

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Now we know why Charlie Sheen has been acting like a bat $hit crazy warlock for months: the guy just really wanted to be the subject of a Comedy Central roast.

He'll have that opportunity on September 19, the network announced today, revealing the actor will be taken apart by MC Jeffrey Ross and a number of other guests on a special that airs that night.

Sheen with a Sword

Said Sheen in a statement: “You could say I’ve been providing kindling for this roast for a while. It’s time to light it up. It’s going to be epic.”

It's also going to air on the same night as the season premiere of Two and a Half Men. Sources say Sheen's Charlie Harper will be killed off that CBS sitcom. Thank goodness for the DVR, huh?

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